tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post1135812009611833693..comments2024-03-18T22:47:17.410-05:00Comments on Stilton's Place: Chip HappensUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-66611772020272325572017-08-03T12:18:56.962-05:002017-08-03T12:18:56.962-05:00We may not hear form Stilton for a while. He coul...We may not hear form Stilton for a while. He could very well be buried under a mountain of drywall chunks, old carpet and assorted plumbing fixtures.<br /><br />"When will you finish!?"<br />"Two weeks."Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-8935814216232207392017-08-03T12:10:19.993-05:002017-08-03T12:10:19.993-05:00@Open the door: Actually the IKEA instructions are...@Open the door: Actually the IKEA instructions are pretty good but they are indeed wordless and very visual with some tricky details. Most of us have a preference to visual or words or it MUST be seen in person... I'm thinking you're a word person.<br />My trouble with IKEA is in getting that unique chipboard hardware started straight and properly seated. Let's all watch for Stilt's comments; that should be fun.Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-38973629954362239132017-08-03T09:52:19.460-05:002017-08-03T09:52:19.460-05:00"If Juan McLame had sons, they'd look lik..."If Juan McLame had sons, they'd look like these two."<br /><br /><b>Human!!</b><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />(Think: "Squirrel!")Igornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-79338915727643461152017-08-03T09:40:19.943-05:002017-08-03T09:40:19.943-05:00Stilton, I would like to know your trick to get Sa...Stilton, I would like to know your trick to get Salvation Army to pick up your furniture donations. They refused to pick up a solid oak desk and hutch, ostensibly because it was upstairs. When I had it brought downstairs to the garage, they still refused. Goodwill in McKinney took it yesterday. Shellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-24389579716078472182017-08-03T09:22:38.007-05:002017-08-03T09:22:38.007-05:00At first glance I thought the chipmunk was getting...At first glance I thought the chipmunk was getting a bit frisky with a toad but after another cup of coffee I realized the toad was a rock. Thank goodness for caffeine. Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00451967715525134926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-32550127313553819772017-08-03T07:15:38.257-05:002017-08-03T07:15:38.257-05:00To the left, we're nothing but animals infesti...To the left, we're nothing but animals infesting this planet. Those who can think for themselves and discern bullshit from fertilizer are obvious mutants (except them. They're Special...) in their world view. It's all just random chance (that doesn't apply to them); therefor, you shouldn't expect to actually have "accomplished" anything or "own" anything. You just pulled it out of the People's Ether by random chance. Except if you win the lottery. That's yours...<br /><br />GADS! If Ayn Rand were alive today, she would be knowingly shaking her head. We'd been warned.<br /><br />(@OpenTheDoor: Seriously? Instructions? What's wrong with you! Throw them away and make those mistakes your own darn self! Instructions...)Emmentaler Limburgerhttp://pateratic.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-53178701278191028872017-08-02T15:31:20.293-05:002017-08-02T15:31:20.293-05:00Isn't that basically the concept of Harrison B...Isn't that basically the concept of Harrison Bergeron?Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06765998235235395326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-15601844416972392272017-08-02T14:31:24.555-05:002017-08-02T14:31:24.555-05:00Looks like the Dem's 2020 dream team is assemb...Looks like the Dem's 2020 dream team is assembled. The only remaining question is which one will sit atop the ticket. Chippy will be the overwhelming people's favorite, but Tom Perez has already rigged the primaries.TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-69582946842344041662017-08-02T13:04:11.757-05:002017-08-02T13:04:11.757-05:00• AntiFa chipmunk looks for nice store window to s...• AntiFa chipmunk looks for nice store window to smash<br />• Chipmunks rock<br />• Alvin gets tired of singing cute music and takes up rock<br />• Chipmunk and his turtle-fetish sex doll<br />• Chipmunk scout signals his squad from the high ground<br />• Juvenile chipmunk gets embarrassing erection during class presentation<br />• Vertigo-suffering chipmunk politician gives stump speech, sticks with low rock<br />• Chipmunk thinks, "A rolling stone gathers no moss;" but can't write, so his insight is lost forever.<br />• Artist yells, "Keep still, dammit!"<br />etc.<br />DougMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12072212462990461900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-12604750203324534512017-08-02T13:00:15.020-05:002017-08-02T13:00:15.020-05:00OMG! Where in the world did you get that classifi...OMG! Where in the world did you get that classified photo of Obama's secret economy advisors!?Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-81496481296651319002017-08-02T11:11:51.649-05:002017-08-02T11:11:51.649-05:00@Rod, lol, you said IKEA.
I worked as an engineer ...@Rod, lol, you said IKEA.<br />I worked as an engineer for many years in aerospace, my SIL is a PhD in physics.<br />When my daughter was planning for her first child, we put two bookcases together.<br />You would think the second one would be easier, but nooo.<br />All the mistakes we didn't make on the first one, we made on the second.<br />IKEA is the devil king of bad instructions.OpenTheDoornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-68374188220799951352017-08-02T11:04:09.527-05:002017-08-02T11:04:09.527-05:00These brothers get a lot of gruff.
One is a rocket...These brothers get a lot of gruff.<br />One is a rocket scientist and the other clerked for Ruth Bader Sleepy-Time, back in the day.OpenTheDoornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-67161129019466211502017-08-02T10:21:07.080-05:002017-08-02T10:21:07.080-05:00If the home renovation doesn't completely fry ...If the home renovation doesn't completely fry your brain; use a lot of Ikea assemble-it-yourself furniture to resupply. That will finish you off.<br /><br />Actually I like SOME of their items; one just has to be vewy vewy careful.<br /><br />I was once housed in a apartment in Kazakhstan that had been furnished & supplied 100% with Ikea stuff, as if there had been one purchasing call to do it all. Furniture, appliances, shower curtain, soap dishes, wastebaskets, kitchen items, utensils & dishes, décor. It's how I first learned of Ikea. Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-20373399195400442402017-08-02T09:30:29.419-05:002017-08-02T09:30:29.419-05:00"we've been divesting ourselves of furnit..."we've been divesting ourselves of furniture..."<br /><br />I see a furniture shopping spree in your future ... with Mrs. J smiling widely (or is that wildly?).CenTexTimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026518638421849111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-64625777863806742282017-08-02T09:15:35.255-05:002017-08-02T09:15:35.255-05:00
Yep! Feces Occurs!<br />Yep! Feces Occurs!chef621https://www.blogger.com/profile/11430209699812665584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-72184085476615320382017-08-02T08:48:01.081-05:002017-08-02T08:48:01.081-05:00Criminently. As odd as it may seem, I've beco...Criminently. As odd as it may seem, I've become accustomed to visiting here for a little stability; but now we don't know WHAT to expect. And it's doubtful caption #2 will be topped. Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-79139790555553579722017-08-02T08:26:04.747-05:002017-08-02T08:26:04.747-05:00This week both my brother AND sister had their hou...This week both my brother AND sister had their houses demolished, one will have a home in two parts put on a new foundation the other will have factory built pieces assembled on a new foundation. We (and by that I mean everyone we know) offered to burn my sister's house to the ground while dancing like wild indians. One will be done at Thanksgiving and one in January. John dnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-64077869226650709002017-08-02T05:46:13.100-05:002017-08-02T05:46:13.100-05:00Thanks, Rem - I knew there was a getting the rocks...Thanks, Rem - I knew there was a getting the rocks off joke in there, and you just whipped it out!Stan da Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-31150163963279006552017-08-02T04:33:55.241-05:002017-08-02T04:33:55.241-05:00I will never forgive the liberal/left/media (Yes I...I will never forgive the liberal/left/media (Yes I know I repeat myself) for their failure to "swift boat" johnnie mcrino- but then he was one of their own and Gov Palain's war record was so much more important - Good thing they pulled her women card like they do all conservative women and they become fair game and targets......REM1875https://www.blogger.com/profile/04847984055699795355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-12800904626118974552017-08-02T04:25:16.635-05:002017-08-02T04:25:16.635-05:00Although handy, Theodore's attempts to mate wi...Although handy, Theodore's attempts to mate with the rock, he felt left much to be desired.... REM1875https://www.blogger.com/profile/04847984055699795355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-19093118015616075982017-08-02T04:15:29.366-05:002017-08-02T04:15:29.366-05:00I think Alvin is trying to be stump broke. I think Alvin is trying to be stump broke. james dailyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09040145296544586736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-25095270929535642062017-08-02T00:10:12.082-05:002017-08-02T00:10:12.082-05:00"Goddammit, Gadget, put your clothes back on!..."Goddammit, Gadget, put your clothes back on! What do you think this is, FurAffinity?!" M. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.com