tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post3607449844227649661..comments2024-03-23T17:29:56.224-05:00Comments on Stilton's Place: Oh, BabyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-75687936708760944612020-08-10T18:46:29.597-05:002020-08-10T18:46:29.597-05:00An apropos caption for the bottom cartoon: "H...An apropos caption for the bottom cartoon: "He was also heard to apologize for the hospital ship USS Comfort getting in the way of the Zero that was simply trying to land in the Pacific for a much-needed washing..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-18280851651440931682020-08-09T10:44:02.136-05:002020-08-09T10:44:02.136-05:00@Readers- Good captions, good comments and more! W...<b>@Readers- Good captions, good comments and more! Well done!</b>Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-57129030966974759142020-08-08T21:26:27.684-05:002020-08-08T21:26:27.684-05:00Ensuring future generations of CNN reporters and n...Ensuring future generations of CNN reporters and news anchors by dropping random samples of newborns on their heads.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-27291139084902696322020-08-08T20:46:51.008-05:002020-08-08T20:46:51.008-05:00Planned Parenthood disproves the theory that newbo...Planned Parenthood disproves the theory that newborns, like cats, will always land on their feet when dropped from a height.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-22373543634298796032020-08-08T10:46:16.642-05:002020-08-08T10:46:16.642-05:00Here's a refreshing thought: A handy thing I&#...Here's a refreshing thought: A handy thing I've realized from all these leftists, activists, agitators & virus experts is: It's my nature to look for evidence, seek proof; & understand the logic of things: BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO EITHER. When we go to the polls we can blame ALL this crap on them "just because". It's a "right" that I'm looking forward to this year. Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-81934564441097052112020-08-08T01:44:21.969-05:002020-08-08T01:44:21.969-05:00All the people whining about Hiroshima and Nagasak...<br />All the people whining about Hiroshima and Nagasaki have obviously never heard of things like, oh, the Rape of Nanking, Pearl Harbor, the Bataan Death March, the Rape of Manila......and of course it's because they never learned any history. They never learned any history because they would have then been taught that America isn't anywhere near as evil as their communist teachers want them to believe. <br /><br />That Smithsonian exhibit of (part of) the Enola Gay 25 years ago had to be stopped because someone at the Smithsonian wanted people to think that the Japanese were just sitting there minding their "unique culture" when all of a sudden Uncle Sam, with no warning, just tossed an atomic bomb on them. I wish all the commies would just go to the Gulag, where they're almost all going to end up anyway.JustaJeepGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-27391725496862846862020-08-07T17:59:53.020-05:002020-08-07T17:59:53.020-05:00@ John the Econ: You're wise to my fiendish p...@ John the Econ: You're wise to my fiendish plan. I happen to like pineapple on pizza(if accompanied by hot peppers and ham, bacon or pepperoni: I always get all the leftovers to myself.Colby, Jacknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-61954388277468831612020-08-07T16:02:42.899-05:002020-08-07T16:02:42.899-05:00"Another night of dumpster-diving yielded Nur..."Another night of dumpster-diving yielded Nurse Harriet a once-in-a-lifetime find."Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15969361446367636746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-69891504904434949692020-08-07T15:10:53.960-05:002020-08-07T15:10:53.960-05:00Famous Last Words In History:
Mayor of Hiroshima ...Famous Last Words In History:<br /><br />Mayor of Hiroshima - "What the F*#& was that?Gonzo'57noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-25189984409960623242020-08-07T14:47:21.981-05:002020-08-07T14:47:21.981-05:00"Demonstrating the safer way to determine gen..."Demonstrating the safer way to determine gender, especially if male." Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-57461944904686378992020-08-07T13:13:33.097-05:002020-08-07T13:13:33.097-05:00Heeere ya go, Stilt:
• The nurse presented newborn...Heeere ya go, Stilt:<br />• The nurse presented newborn Simba to the parents<br />• How many nurses does it take to screw-in a light baby?<br />• Olde tyme burping technique<br />• Nurse discovers baby is too young for a bunk bed<br />• Harriet liked her job as auctioneer's assistant at the orphanage<br />• Student nurses practice on dolls, but Harriet was running out of dolls<br />• A good nurse tries very hard not to get her apron dirty<br />• etc.DougMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12072212462990461900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-79107576696738213532020-08-07T12:56:07.513-05:002020-08-07T12:56:07.513-05:00If you watch long enough, it will quote Joe Biden....<i>If you watch long enough, it will quote Joe Biden.</i><br /><br /><b>Biden:</b> Well put. Testing is completely unnecessary.<br /><br />Speaking of, where are all of those cognitive experts who had lots to say about Trump's supposed intellectual deficiencies a few years ago? < /crickets ><br /><br /><b>ACLU:</b> They aren't even pretending to be about actual civil liberties anymore.<br /><br /><b>Pineapples:</b> When I was in school and my social group would go out for pizza, someone would always insist that at least one of the pizzas be pineapple. And when almost everything was consumed, what was always left over?<br /><br /><b>Michelle Obama:</b> She'd know all about "low grade", so of course she's depressed. Even a post-pandemic America is better than what she and Barack had to offer America.<br /><br /><b>Hiroshima:</b> I've always been fascinated by the Progressive desire and ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.<br /><br />My historical take: A multitude more Japanese civilian lives were lost to traditional bombing in the weeks preceding Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The only difference is that it took two airplanes to do the work of thousands. The nuclear bomb was more about efficiency than morality.<br /><br /><b>Fake History:</b> Never before in history has more information been so easily available to practically everybody, any yet at the same time people have never been more lazy in checking their facts before posting their ignorance. No wonder journalism is dying; you can almost forgive the ignorant masses on social media, but these are the supposed "professionals" who constantly get things wrong.<br /><br />But Progressives really couldn't care less. <i>It could have happened</i>, and that's what's really important anyway, right?John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-3294255783634971872020-08-07T12:53:31.341-05:002020-08-07T12:53:31.341-05:00Planned Parenthood auction: "How much am I bi...<i>Planned Parenthood auction: "How much am I bid for this collection of organs and stem cells? (Some disassembly required.)"</i><br /><br />@M. Mitchell Marmel: The WKRP reference took me right back—in an instant, I was watching a stunned Arthur Carlson walk back into the station, and hearing Les Nessman's Hindenburg-inspired report of the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DgQvgRd-AU" rel="nofollow"><b>WKRP’s Thanksgiving Turkey Drop</b></a>.<br /><br />@Bobo the Hobo: Eiffel's initial response: "Nah, you can just change the poem to 'I lift my <b>lamb</b> beside the golden door...'."<br /><br />@Sortawitte, @Edam Wensleydale: Where's the "global climate change" crowd stand on those extreme weather forecasts?Pat Cummingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05476249942977497820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-78534409386006611532020-08-07T12:33:59.658-05:002020-08-07T12:33:59.658-05:00Awww... Poor widdle Michelle is suffering from low...Awww... Poor widdle Michelle is suffering from low grade depression? Boo-effing-hoo. May she spend the next four years suffering from full blown depression, and after that, I hope Trump buys the house next door and moves in. And one reason for her so called depression is racial strife?! Gee, I wonder who started that fire.<br /><br />Remember when ex-presidents used to embrace private life and not participate in politics? More proof that O'Liar wasn't really a president.<br /><br />@M. Mitchell Marmel,<br />"Brazillion..." Good one!! Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-81609193601822126382020-08-07T11:04:47.744-05:002020-08-07T11:04:47.744-05:00@Sortawitte: Makes up for the weather forecast for...@Sortawitte: Makes up for the weather forecast for Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941: "Sunny, with a Nip in the air." Edam Wensleydalenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-79818726809547238772020-08-07T10:13:25.127-05:002020-08-07T10:13:25.127-05:00I had read that the weather forecast for Hiroshima...I had read that the weather forecast for Hiroshima that day in August was "partly cloudy with a high temp of 2000 degrees. Wear your sunscreen."Sortahwittehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09057789691899634457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-57122798365505874132020-08-07T09:38:46.476-05:002020-08-07T09:38:46.476-05:00Aleg, can you imagine the hooraw if an Admiral or ...Aleg, can you imagine the hooraw if an Admiral or General said something like that today?rickn8orhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16911803300343351338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-75231609638272259442020-08-07T09:13:05.342-05:002020-08-07T09:13:05.342-05:00Your nurse cartoon/captions are (so far) your high...Your nurse cartoon/captions are (so far) your high point in making me spill coffee ! Great !<br /><br />Re Hiroshima, look up "Unit 731" for starters... far as I'm concerned the populations from Hokkaido to Honshu should have been totally exterminated; WWII atrocities mounted up so badly that Adm. Bull Halsey said, "Before we're through with them, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell."Alejhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10750000197818813783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-8672869252699044322020-08-07T08:51:57.770-05:002020-08-07T08:51:57.770-05:00To quote Crocodile Dundee about Mooch:"That w...To quote Crocodile Dundee about Mooch:"That was a GUY, all dressed up like a SHEILA"!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00631536184683062582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-60179474240567321982020-08-07T08:22:36.690-05:002020-08-07T08:22:36.690-05:00"The Donner Party eagerly awaits their first ..."The Donner Party eagerly awaits their first roast of the winter."<br /><br />Along those lines, perhaps the Obamas and Clintons could be encouraged to take up cross-country skiing in the high Sierras?TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-73346239276235449862020-08-07T07:09:47.875-05:002020-08-07T07:09:47.875-05:00Groper Joe stays in his basement, living in his fa...Groper Joe stays in his basement, living in his favorite state - confusion.<br /><br />Is it too much to ask for Obozo and Shrillery to slink back into whatever crevice they slithered out of and stay there? And take Moochelle with them? Between the two of them they have screwed up this country sufficiently and killed enough good Americans for three lifetimes. Just go away and STFU!Snarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02786319318978744195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-36532869217931435792020-08-07T06:35:10.456-05:002020-08-07T06:35:10.456-05:00Wondering if the U.S. apologies to Japan are also ...Wondering if the U.S. apologies to Japan are also extending to the Germany for fire bombing their cities. Dead is dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-59101135994809212032020-08-07T05:48:05.070-05:002020-08-07T05:48:05.070-05:00That Oldie with the worst electoral mistake since ...That Oldie with the worst electoral mistake since the peanut farmer from Plains, Ga, groveling before the now-retried Japanese Emperor raised the BP by more than just a few points. If that had been Trump, Schiff for brains et. al. would have had another go at impeachment and conviction.<br /><br />The Bomb was dropped because the Japanese militarists thought they could as they did in 1905, by inflicting huge loses on U.S. forces, force the United Sates to negotiate an end to hostilities that would keep them- the Japanese militarists, in power. Which backfired horrifically.Fish Out of Waterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04729449106447506298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-49947412394500889432020-08-07T05:36:49.645-05:002020-08-07T05:36:49.645-05:00Mooche deserves to be depressed after causing an e...Mooche deserves to be depressed after causing an entire generation severe depression, to the point of suicidal, with her school 'lunches' .........<br /><br />Somehow I have a suspicious feeling, that in the truly unlikely event, that if you actually raised $15 for her, that she would ever get the precious klan mc grey gore. As a matter of fact I have extremely high doubts it would make it out of North Texas, before evaporating in the awful Texas heat ...... REM1875https://www.blogger.com/profile/04847984055699795355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-16489970647799609462020-08-07T05:20:07.824-05:002020-08-07T05:20:07.824-05:00Caption:
"As God is my witness, I thought bab...Caption:<br />"As God is my witness, I thought babies could FLY!" <br /><br />News:<br />Someone told Biden that 100,000 Brazilians had died from the coronavirus.<br />Biden said, "That's terrible! ...How many is a brazillion?"M. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.com