tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post72296933829566153..comments2024-03-23T17:29:56.224-05:00Comments on Stilton's Place: Area Fifty FunUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-59191781907148670652019-08-09T21:07:58.267-05:002019-08-09T21:07:58.267-05:00I hate to see the name "Beto" used to re...I hate to see the name "Beto" used to refer to soy boy Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Irish Mexican guy. His fake Mexican name is "Beta".JustaJeepGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-1893859943665729872019-08-08T17:47:01.991-05:002019-08-08T17:47:01.991-05:00@Rod- I've never seen "Earth Girls Are Ea...@Rod- I've never seen "Earth Girls Are Easy" but might check it out. I know Jeff Goldblum is one of the aliens, and he's always fun to watch. Then again, he may BE an alien.<br /><br />@John the Econ- There is no reason for Joaquin Castro to post those names <i>and addresses, and places of business</i> unless he wanted them confronted face-to-face by people who hate Trump. There can be no excuse for that, and it's pitiful hearing Castro claiming that he intended no harm and, really, didn't intend <i>anything</i>. Finally resorting to "it's not even my graphic, just something I shared." The 21st century equivalent of "I was only following orders."<br /><br />@Dan- You raise a lot of serious challenges that may be facing the intrepid horde at Area 51. And I'm guessing that there isn't good cellphone coverage at Groom Lake, and that ALL coverage can probably be switched off from the base.<br /><br />@Lee the Voice- I just felt like venting. Beto really honks me off.<br /><br />@Colby Muenster- I'm guessing that it would be easier and cheaper to simply lay mines than build a fake Area 51. Although for the sake of the strippers, I hope that doesn't happen.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-30188776877421704682019-08-08T12:26:54.804-05:002019-08-08T12:26:54.804-05:00@Stilton said,
"Rather than just open the gat...<br />@Stilton said,<br /><i>"Rather than just open the gates, they should charge $25 to each person entering. Make a little dough for the military while also thinning out the crowds.</i><br /><br />That made this pop into my head:<br /><i>"Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!"</i> Why do I think that the Blazing Saddles toll gate trick would absolutely stop the moonbats in their tracks? And the Air Force has plenty of time to build a fake Area 51 a mile or two from the real one.Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-23335916753063334982019-08-07T22:00:25.756-05:002019-08-07T22:00:25.756-05:00Live the Rat - Human hybrid story. Brilliant. Live the Rat - Human hybrid story. Brilliant. Lee The Voicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14516156462581115258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-75694573927613634792019-08-07T17:41:25.065-05:002019-08-07T17:41:25.065-05:00If they're going to look for space aliens in A...If they're going to look for space aliens in Area 51, remind them that the Roswell guys were transported to Carswell in Texas, and then to Wright-Patterson in Dayton, Ohio.<br /><br />Also, the knuckleheads who want to swarm Area 51 need to remember that it's in a desert. Bring lots of water and sunscreen and wear a floppy hat. Also be sure to have some bail money available.<br /><br />I wonder how the cell phone coverage is on the outskirts of the Groom Lake facility. May be hard to call mom & dad for help. Also wonder if Uber goes out that far, the availability of Starbucks and avocado toast.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668828493801753456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-85327432644000881092019-08-07T16:18:33.449-05:002019-08-07T16:18:33.449-05:00Failing that, we should be putting out bigger stic...<i>Failing that, we should be putting out bigger sticky traps.</i><br /><br />Thanks for the best belly-laugh of the day. Not a bad idea.<br /><br /><i>And I love your idea of <b>"street doxxing"</b> Dems, then seeing how they like it.</i><br /><br />Thanks! My idea now has a name!<br /><br /><b>As for what Joaquin Castro was thinking:</b> As usual, I don't think he really was. Or if he was, it was with the usual expectation that Democrats are always held to the different (or non-existent) standard than conservatives are. Come next year, I'd like to see somebody expose his supporters as the fascists they really are. Of course, he will consider that most unfair.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-29725596412904071082019-08-07T15:52:48.212-05:002019-08-07T15:52:48.212-05:00No matter their route into the area, Security shou...No matter their route into the area, Security should have no trouble tracking the strippers. Just follow the trail of $1 bills. <br /><br />This could be more funny and weird than the old flick "Earth Girls Are Easy" Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-91633710237700088332019-08-07T15:05:39.870-05:002019-08-07T15:05:39.870-05:00@Geoff King- Granted, it's not good body armor...@Geoff King- Granted, it's not <i>good</i> body armor. And despite all the angles, that armor doesn't really give the troopers a "Stealth" profile.<br /><br />@Emmentaler Limburger- I'm not sure some of the things we see on the streets now AREN'T from Area 51.<br /><br />@Unknown- I desperately want all of those things to happen. <br /><br />@Unknown- I think it's probably clear that, despite my jocular treatment of Beto today, I think he's a dangerous asshole.<br /><br />@John25mm- I may not know much about chemical irritants, but I know good theater when I see it!<br /><br />@Anonymous- But that's true every day, right?<br /><br />@Anonymous- You want my ham?!<br /><br />@Old Cannonballs- Now THAT'S a plan!<br /><br />@Colby Muenster- Frankly, I think strippers enhance any public event. And I think the military surely DOES have tools that can make any protesters change their minds pretty quickly.<br /><br />@Unknown- They should run faster, and on more dangerous surfaces.<br /><br />@james daily- You've put your finger on the problem with using brain disruptive weapons. Perhaps we should concentrate on simpler methodologies like, oh, steamrollers.<br /><br />@Dave in WI- I've heard similar stories and I believe them. Whatever is going on out there, it's not a game.<br /><br />@John the Econ- I'm sure your assessment of the actual "storming the barricades" moment is accurate. Although I'm betting all of this is probably leading to a pretty good party in Nevada.<br /><br />Regarding the rat-humans, I agree that being able to turn them into <i>full</i> humans would be a good idea. Failing that, we should be putting out bigger sticky traps.<br /><br />And I love your idea of "street doxxing" Dems, then seeing how <i>they</i> like it. But in all seriousness, what the hell was Joaquin Castro trying to do if NOT cause harm - physical, financial, or social - to people who donated to a candidate Mr. Castro doesn't like? He doesn't seem to be willing or able to answer that question.<br /><br />@Old Cannonballs- Don't say that too loud, or the Left will really do it.<br /><br />@Sortahwitte- "Swami, how I love ya, how I love ya..." Oops, sorry. I was temporarily possessed by Al Jolson.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-33949783936373571652019-08-07T14:50:53.515-05:002019-08-07T14:50:53.515-05:00With Stilt as our swami on the mountain and all th...With Stilt as our swami on the mountain and all the hilarious commenters, it has been a great day. I love you all! .......Wait. Not in THAT way.Sortahwittehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09057789691899634457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-91228393129765955732019-08-07T14:47:44.565-05:002019-08-07T14:47:44.565-05:00Maybe the Dims will hire a special prosecutor to i...Maybe the Dims will hire a special prosecutor to investigate possible collusion between Donald Trump and Zeta Reticulan Grays. They could look for evidence that he used their advanced technology to flip the election.Old Cannonballsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-91229635955911761802019-08-07T14:34:12.004-05:002019-08-07T14:34:12.004-05:00@igor- Rato won't return the money. He's a...@igor- Rato won't return the money. He's already shredded it to make his nest.<br /><br />@FlyBoy- Who knows more about storming the enemy than Stormy Daniels? And it would be interesting to see if disintegrators work on Creepy Porn Lawyer.<br /><br />@JRMD- This "alien" talk gets confusing. Maybe we should call them undocumented intergalactic immigrants?<br /><br />@Geoff King- Rather than just open the gates, they should charge $25 to each person entering. Make a little dough for the military while also thinning out the crowds.<br /><br />And regarding the cosplay costumes, I'm sure we'll be seeing such.<br /><br />@Fish Out of Water- Both had other engagements at press time, but will be available as needed in the future.<br /><br />And hey, just because California <i>didn't</i> fall into the sea is no reason we should give up hope.<br /><br />@M. Mitchell Marmel- It would be wrong of me to say that Joaquin Castro should be horsewhipped, tarred and feathered. So I definitely won't say that.<br /><br />@Chris in Michigan- I think the rats made the right call on that.<br /><br />@Fred Ciampi- I've seen some tests of fun crowd dispersal technologies which could come into play here. One of my favorites: a projected microwave beam that makes people feel like their skin is on fire. Although such a weapon should never, ever be used unless it's being videoed for Youtube.<br /><br />B.C.- I've never heard of SFE before and now I need to find out about it. It sounds...fun.<br /><br />@TrickyRicky- By "sonic crowd dispersal" do you mean something that makes a sound like "BRRRRRT"? (Kidding! I'm kidding!)<br /><br />@Blick- Just so long as their gaseous remains aren't hazardous to the ice caps and polar bears.<br /><br />@Sortahwitte- Glad you enjoyed today's entry, which was very specifically intended to give us all a little lighthearted breathing space during a particularly ugly news cycle. I wasn't in the mood to share a meltdown (no matter how much I felt like it), so decided "let's go for some cheap laughs."<br /><br />@Alej- That's because rats have more class.<br /><br />@Jack Wiegman- Well, I'm trying to avoid that whole "being dead" thing as long as possible. Even more so now, I guess, since you'd get mad at me.<br /><br />@Anonymous- And seriously, who are we to judge the intimate relations of giant vehicles?<br /><br />@rickn8or- It IS sort of hard to take Imperial Stormtroopers seriously. Although that might change pretty quickly at the point they're using real blasters.<br /><br />@pkdphd- I haven't heard of the 404 problem from anyone else, so it's probably on your end. You might want to (carefully) clean out your browser's cache and see if that helps. Good luck!Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-34530187233679686992019-08-07T13:57:18.865-05:002019-08-07T13:57:18.865-05:00Alinsky #4 is a Bitch: @M. Mitchell Marmel brough...<b>Alinsky #4 is a Bitch:</b> @M. Mitchell Marmel brought up the Joaquin Castro stunt of publishing the names of Trump donors. Since campaign donations are a matter of public record, anyone who donates to a campaign should be aware that anyone with any modicum of effort can find this out for themselves. However, I have a more sinister idea:<br /><br />In 12 months or so when the election is really ramped up, I'm going to cruise my neighborhood with digital cameras aimed laterally and recording as I go. Think of it as a poor-man's <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=Google+Street+View+vehicle" rel="nofollow">Google Street View vehicle</a>. Then I'll leak to local media that all the addresses with signs for Democratic candidates are being forwarded to whoever the left-wing conservative boogieman is at the moment. Then I'll watch the chaos ensue. A week later, I'll troll the same routes to see who the chickens were.<br /><br />When people get upset, I'll just point out that this is no different than what Joaquin Castro did.<br /><br />John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-5262580819886089122019-08-07T13:40:01.175-05:002019-08-07T13:40:01.175-05:00Actually, I believe that we're on the cusp of ...Actually, I believe that we're on the cusp of an amazingly useful social experiment. Last I heard, over half-a-million people "pledged" on social media to be there to storm Area 51. Out of that half-million, perhaps hundreds may actually show up. Out of the hundreds who actually show up, only a small fraction will actually follow through and storm the facility and find out what it's like to be probed, albeit not by aliens.<br /><br />The point is that in the age of social media where one can live a virtual existence in near-anonymity and virtue signal at absolutely no personal cost, "pledges" are almost totally meaningless. It would be very useful to get hard numbers on that. It would make candidates like Hillary Clinton look far less "inevitable".<br /><br />I've seen the inside of the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. I'm not sure what means out of context.<br /><br /><b>Rat-Human Hybrids:</b> It's been my understanding as well that these already exist, and are currently overrunning the streets of Baltimore, San Francisco, LA, New York and Seattle. <b>A more useful scientific endevour would be finding a way to turn these hybrids back into functional human beings again.</b> The free campgrounds and needle exchange approach isn't working.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-56094820518518849262019-08-07T13:34:58.139-05:002019-08-07T13:34:58.139-05:00I have a friend who was exploring the area near 51...I have a friend who was exploring the area near 51. He wandered too close and the black helicopter appeared, as did two guys in a vehicle. After checking his ID and answering a hundred questions, they told him which direction to walk, and warned him that next time he might be shot for getting close. Usually I would suspect a story like this, but this guy doesn’t know how to lie. Dave in WInoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-64162050030452152002019-08-07T13:19:35.292-05:002019-08-07T13:19:35.292-05:00The raid would be a perfect time to test non letha...The raid would be a perfect time to test non lethal weapons such as a brain frequency machine that sends out sound waves as the same frequency of the brain causing brain malfunction. Oh, never mine, it these nitwits had a brain they would do something productive. <br />Strippers? What will be next. They should send strippers to Iran and Iraq where they would do some good plus make a boo-koo of Dinar. Instead of a G-string, they would have to wear a bushel basket.<br />Whatever happens to that Faux Mexican would be an improvement. james dailyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09040145296544586736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-9067228430340487812019-08-07T12:23:21.668-05:002019-08-07T12:23:21.668-05:00Some of them are running for the democratic nomina...Some of them are running for the democratic nomination for POTUS. Badabing!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15388111020846563313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-12633794804865929592019-08-07T12:09:42.303-05:002019-08-07T12:09:42.303-05:00Yup, when I think of the best ways to take over a ...Yup, when I think of the best ways to take over a top secret and highly fortified US gubmint military installation, the first things that pop into my mind are snowflakes in mom jeans and strippers! Goldfinger had it all wrong when he invaded Fort Knox, using helicopters, tanks, nukes and other stupid weak stuff.<br /><br />But, You never know. Maybe these so called "strippers" are really Fembots with machine guns in their jooblies?<br /><br />@John25mm,<br />The maroons planning this fiasco probably think, "They can't shoot us; we're innocent American citizens." As you so eloquently point out, the military probably has all sorts of ways to incapacitate these morons without ever firing a shot. I've not been to a Hollyweird movie in years, but would pay BIG bucks to watch this unfold, if it actually ever happens. I predict a yuuuge wave of chickening out at the last minute, especially if the Air Force utilizes even a small amount of the things you mention.<br /><br />Beto... calling him a self serving scumbag is an insult to actual self serving scumbags everywhere. Ya think he's getting desperate for attention? Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-48090542006846297352019-08-07T11:53:15.501-05:002019-08-07T11:53:15.501-05:00They should have Hollywood build a yuuuge space-al...They should have Hollywood build a yuuuge space-alien base in a hangar in Area 51, with lots of bizarre and exotic-looking creatures, sort of reminiscent of that bar scene in one of the early Star Wars movies. It should be located near where the mob is forming at the gates, and the guards should accidentally on purpose allow them to get in and find the hangar... and then have a zillion troops spring up from nowhere, surround the strippers et al, take them into custody, and tell them that if they ever talk they'll have to be killed. Should be good for laughs.Old Cannonballsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-84510566094939766502019-08-07T11:17:03.968-05:002019-08-07T11:17:03.968-05:00I'm not sure whatchu been smokin', Stilton...I'm not sure whatchu been smokin', Stilton, but pass it over to me. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-52720230911102002902019-08-07T11:14:09.243-05:002019-08-07T11:14:09.243-05:00Air Police should definitely be in full Klingon co...Air Police should definitely be in full Klingon costume.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-61237604961375118182019-08-07T10:50:40.395-05:002019-08-07T10:50:40.395-05:00Part of me says they should use large quantities o...Part of me says they should use large quantities of CN-DN riot control spray/smoke. Cn is related to CS in that it causes ALL of the mucus membranes to go into overdrive and you will have nasal discharge(snot) running from your nose to the ground however far apart they are. DN is a fun agent that causes you to have as the late great George Carlin said "Involuntary personal protein spills." So to paraphrase the ad for a cold medicine "It is the coughing, sneezing so you can vomit while possibly having explosive diahhrea smoke." That should be good for a fair amount of PPV however in am sure that the Sierra Club will be there in short order for causing that much damage to the desert ecology.<br /><br />Yes I have a warped sense of humor but given the nonsense these twits are proposing it is what keeps me relatively sane.John25mmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07767942248288087446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-48175531912667268352019-08-07T10:49:26.509-05:002019-08-07T10:49:26.509-05:00#HonkHonk Beto!
What a clown.
Other nick name...#HonkHonk Beto! <br /><br />What a clown. <br /><br />Other nick names for this fine example of humanity: <br />- "Rat Master O'Rourke" <br />- "Master-Baiter O'Rourke" Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07270396665443397428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-64471601708843224272019-08-07T10:47:25.737-05:002019-08-07T10:47:25.737-05:00Some things that could and maybe should actually h...Some things that could and maybe should actually happen with this trespassing plan at Area 51: <br />- Video documentary or mockumentary titled "Strippers at the gates" should be a thing. <br />- Finally the saying "Set Hooters on Stun" will be a thing. <br />- Aliens "making it rain on" dollar bills on strippers will be a great meme. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07270396665443397428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-65334915921711450362019-08-07T10:23:26.865-05:002019-08-07T10:23:26.865-05:00Uh. Please keep Area 51 closed. There are enough s...Uh. Please keep Area 51 closed. There are enough strange beings wandering freely about our country as it is.Emmentaler Limburgerhttps://pateratic.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-9034326113282832532019-08-07T09:20:46.352-05:002019-08-07T09:20:46.352-05:00@ rickn8or: Another problem I had with the Stormtr...@ rickn8or: Another problem I had with the Stormtroopers, besides their inability to hit the broad side of a barn, is what was the point of their wearing that full body armor when one shot from a blaster would take them right out with no problem?Geoff Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01702402850031773761noreply@blogger.com