tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post3153103607354481821..comments2024-03-23T17:29:56.224-05:00Comments on Stilton's Place: 2018 - The Year in Review (Part Two)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-51763069739044051582019-01-07T11:28:42.280-06:002019-01-07T11:28:42.280-06:00Stilton, I'm just an old Texan and not too bri...Stilton, I'm just an old Texan and not too brilliant, that said I have been a Texan for 90 years and seen a lot of water run under the bridge , My theory is that we should open season on illegal aliens in this state and give them 48 hours to depart our state or suffer the consequences, 48 hours is plenty of time to get across the border I believe.. They would understand that after a few hours ! Maybe Nancy would like to come down here and protect them herself? Nearly every body knows how to go back the way they came....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00284596395559583115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-65358600854342856042019-01-04T23:08:46.908-06:002019-01-04T23:08:46.908-06:00To many feathers in Liarwatha's bonnet..... un...To many feathers in Liarwatha's bonnet..... unless they are for lies, in which case, way to few.JeremyRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13692050680065474779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-69053441578075912622019-01-02T23:00:22.705-06:002019-01-02T23:00:22.705-06:00Anaerobic Occluded-Cortex is going to turn out to ...Anaerobic Occluded-Cortex is going to turn out to be the Ever-lasting Gobstopper o' Stoopid for the next two years, unless she steps on San Fran Nan's withered testicles one too many times and ends up mysteriously floating facedown in a creek in Fort Marcy Park.<br /><br />Keep your powder dry and avoid traveling into any inner city, once February hits and EBT cards quit working, thanks to Nan and Schmuck refusing to protect the US from invasion from Turd World Shitholes and President Trump sticking to his promise to do exactly that--- protect the border against invasion. Watts and Liberty City will look like minor dust-ups when Skittles & grape soda can't be purchased by swiping a piece of plastic. Count on it. (Better yet, prove me wrong.)B.C.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-22617773419757762722019-01-02T18:46:21.108-06:002019-01-02T18:46:21.108-06:00@John the Econ- You're right that there's ...@John the Econ- You're right that there's nothing surprising about Warren's ambitions, and that she only did the DNA test because she pretty much had to. <br /><br />And I, too, noticed that 2018 got dumber and dumber as the year progressed. And I think that showed (albeit hopefully not too much) in my output as the year staggered to a close. Nice to get a fresh start, I suppose, even if it means I need to bump Nancy Pelosi up into rotation more often...Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-54602878890656404732019-01-02T18:00:27.680-06:002019-01-02T18:00:27.680-06:00@M. Mitchell Marmel- Can we get an Amen?!
@el pol...@M. Mitchell Marmel- Can we get an Amen?!<br /><br />@el polacko- I don't doubt that 2019 will be jam-packed with reasons for us to bang our heads on our keyboards.<br /><br />@Brie Camembert- I don't think Busty and Nancy Pelosi are even the same species.<br /><br />@REM1875- I definitely need to bring back "Tan O'Clock News." If only to help provide employment to poor, hungry bikini models.<br /><br />@Geoff King- I made a resolution to not accidentally skip replying to your comments when responding to others. How am I doing so far? (grin)<br /><br />@Jim Irre- I think it <i>is</i> healthy to take a moment to reflect on the past year, if only to remind ourselves how little of the <i>sturm und drang</i> was actually consequential.<br /><br />@Prudence Provolone- I really, <i>really</i> want to be hearing about some significant punishment for those women (and their lawyers) who made false accusations against Kavanaugh. The whole episode was unbelievably sleazy, and shocking even to me. Glad your husband didn't get railroaded. And your story reminds me of a good friend (and fine actor!) who taught an acting class and observed to me, sadly, that no one in the class really wanted to be an actor - they all wanted to be stars.<br /><br />@Rod- I don't really bother making fresh resolutions anymore, since the old ones are still basically unused.<br /><br />@Fred Ciampi- Are there any Democrats who <i>won't</i> be vying for President? It's going to be a feeding frenzy.<br /><br />@Gee M- I think I can manage to hang on a bit longer (grin). I didn't bother to include my weird twitching disorder in the year's review, but it's moderated quite a bit and isn't anything that will kill me anyhow. And of course, it's a real honor to have "Jarlsberg's Palsy" named after me.<br /><br />@TrickyRicky- Yeah, I'd seen that Ocasio-Cortez wants to get rid of all fossil fuels. Because she's an idiot.<br /><br />@DW- The "two tents" joke is an old one that I simply repurposed, but I've always liked it. And I guarantee that there will be a lot more (ahem) "native American" themed jokes coming in 2019 if she continues to hold the media's attention.<br /><br />@Prarie Lion- Hey, <i>I</i> couldn't deal with the news without poking some fun at it all (and sharing thoughts and conversation with everyone here)!<br /><br />Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-6200093984562040062019-01-02T17:52:55.745-06:002019-01-02T17:52:55.745-06:00@John the Econ- The idiocracy advances incremental...@John the Econ- The idiocracy advances incrementally, when it isn't advancing like a blitzkrieg.TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-20196285349198187022019-01-02T12:30:45.329-06:002019-01-02T12:30:45.329-06:00Fauxcahontas: Surprise, surprise, surprise, not. ...<b>Fauxcahontas:</b> <i>Surprise, surprise, surprise</i>, not. It was obvious this was coming after the whole otherwise pointless DNA test came out two and a half months ago. She had to get her phony Native American heritage off the deck before announcing this. Apparently, two and a half months is now the period of time that Progressives are capable of holding memories.<br /><br />Personally, I welcome Taxagawea into the race. She's proof that the Democrats have yet to fully digest the lesson of 2016, which was that America is sick and tired of scripted phonies. Liz is little little different from Hillary Clinton. She achieved her position not through entitlement instead of any particularly outstanding achievement. Their backgrounds are made-up. Warren is only marginally less sleazy than the Clinton racketeering machine, but equally hypocritical. If she ends up as the Democratic candidate, it just validates everything we've argued about the fraud of Progressivism; That it's really about empowering entitled elites to subjugate the masses.<br /><br /><b>Goodbye 2018:</b> Thanks for the run-down. Am I the only one who seemed to notice that as the year progressed, things got dumber and dumber?John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-59952877084496450332019-01-02T11:38:34.821-06:002019-01-02T11:38:34.821-06:00Thanks for keeping the news entertaining and amusi...Thanks for keeping the news entertaining and amusing throughout. I am better able to deal with it when you add your perspective. Happy New Year...CHEERS!Prarie Lionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05282078462859432515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-36663273760160910652019-01-02T09:41:58.387-06:002019-01-02T09:41:58.387-06:00Elizabeth Warren pun...groan.
Keep them up and hav...Elizabeth Warren pun...groan.<br />Keep them up and have a happy and healthy New Year!DWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-34702506729697674462019-01-02T09:04:20.193-06:002019-01-02T09:04:20.193-06:00@Gee M- would those followers be in the old tired ...@Gee M- would those followers be in the old tired caravan, or in the new improved caravan that is currently forming up way down south, past Mexico way?<br /><br />Speaking of Occasional Cortex, has anyone seen her new plan to shut down ALL fossil fuel electrical generation by 2030? That should work well, if you enjoy living in the stone age. Wow, she is a big, bad bowl of stupid.<br /><br />Cheers!TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-72351621455219957152019-01-02T08:46:23.357-06:002019-01-02T08:46:23.357-06:00[CUE UP SCENE - WAYNE'S WORLD ..AEROSMITH BACK...[CUE UP SCENE - WAYNE'S WORLD ..AEROSMITH BACKSTAGE AREA, WAYNE AND GARTH DROP TO THEIR KNEES AND WAIL "WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!"] <br /><br />Stilton, that is quite a body of work...unique,funny, and twisted to match the subject matter! I love the fact I get to enjoy a great master while he's still alive! (LOL)<br /><br />Simply put...thank you. <br />Please, for all of us, stay alive for a few more years, at least... :)<br /><br />FELIZ ANO NUEVO! <br /><br /> (someone had'a say it in Espanol. Just in case you have followers in the caravan!)Gee Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389188396426534147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-61813773602640729702019-01-02T07:20:00.157-06:002019-01-02T07:20:00.157-06:00Love the puns Stilt. And I was getting all excited...Love the puns Stilt. And I was getting all excited and preparing to start a nice New Year's Revolution when somebody yelled at me "It's Resolution you idiot"! Oh, it will be an exciting year, especially with 4,283 people vying for the democratic nomination; which ain't going to be until 2020 anyhow. Fred Ciampihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15088811777685044911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-61133810693579955272019-01-02T06:26:24.077-06:002019-01-02T06:26:24.077-06:00Resolutions? Yeah! New year, new month, whatever....Resolutions? Yeah! New year, new month, whatever. I might change or make one today. Looking back, there's a realization I didn't miss all that much in 2018; which is part of what made it such a bitch. A resolution is in order. Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-52579876119689664892019-01-02T06:10:28.248-06:002019-01-02T06:10:28.248-06:00I was horrified by what the Dems did to Brett Kava...I was horrified by what the Dems did to Brett Kavanaugh...I'll never forget the look on his wife's face at the hearings. The same sort of thing nearly happened to my husband, a high school teacher, who had a blond wanna-be actress-singer student in one of his classes and she wanted out because she didn't want to do the work and he wasn't moving her out fast enough. Her mother called the school's Admin & threatened all kinds of dirty filthy lies against him. What a pair of idiots. Who needs her? And I'm so sure she'll be a huge star some day - HA!<br /><br />I don't know whether to be scared or highly amused by her, but I started an Occasional Cortex board on Pinterest so I can go there and laugh myself silly on your off-days, Stilton.Prudence Provolonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-68211635955206200412019-01-02T06:05:24.045-06:002019-01-02T06:05:24.045-06:00Imagine if one year ran into the next with no paus...Imagine if one year ran into the next with no pause for reflection? Another insightful recap of another horrendous year! Thanks Stilton. I may, or may not, be looking forward to the coming tom-foolery!Jim Irrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07251929684654219052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-63828650817925603462019-01-02T06:04:04.367-06:002019-01-02T06:04:04.367-06:00I made a New Year's Resolution back in 1976, a...I made a New Year's Resolution back in 1976, and have kept it successfully ever since. It was to "never make another New Year's Resolution".Geoff Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01702402850031773761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-47203479140501056502019-01-02T04:55:41.140-06:002019-01-02T04:55:41.140-06:00Well my resolution for this year is that I am not ...Well my resolution for this year is that I am not going to be the same old snarky smart ass I was last year ........no this year I am gonna be a slightly older grumpier even worse version than last years model ............and I am off to fine start ....... "Hey !!! you damned kids ...get off my friken lawn...."<br /><br />Resolutions I can live with............ and enjoy ..............REM1875https://www.blogger.com/profile/04847984055699795355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-32171537625415875062019-01-02T04:49:30.940-06:002019-01-02T04:49:30.940-06:00"The Tan O'Clock News" was admittedl..."The Tan O'Clock News" was admittedly a nice highlight from 2018 ............ We look forward to more cutting edge news like that in 2019 ....REM1875https://www.blogger.com/profile/04847984055699795355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-8240331449585459162019-01-02T04:12:44.862-06:002019-01-02T04:12:44.862-06:00Busty Ross for House Speaker!
( and Hillary for th...Busty Ross for House Speaker!<br />( and Hillary for the Big House)<br />Keep up the good work, Mr JBrie Camembertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-71434825181139806872019-01-02T00:42:19.303-06:002019-01-02T00:42:19.303-06:00thanks for a year of laugh-out-loud HiLaRiOuS comm...thanks for a year of laugh-out-loud HiLaRiOuS commentary ! can't wait to see what the new year brings.el polackohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13265451503377552500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-46739228300802991092019-01-02T00:21:03.590-06:002019-01-02T00:21:03.590-06:00Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the...Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition<br />Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition<br />Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition<br />And we'll all stay free<br />Praise the Lord and swing into position<br />Can't afford to be a politician<br />Praise the Lord, we're all between perdition<br />And the deep blue sea<br />Yes the sky pilot said it<br />Ya gotta give him credit<br />For a sonofagun of a gunner was he<br />Shouting Praise the Lord, we're on a mighty mission<br />All aboard, we ain't a-goin' fishin'<br />Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition<br />And we'll all stay free<br />Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition<br />Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition<br />Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition<br />And we'll all stay free<br />Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition<br />Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition<br />Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition<br />And we'll all stay freeM. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.com