tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post475366276587121120..comments2024-03-18T22:47:17.410-05:00Comments on Stilton's Place: Sniff TestyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-21358642370479562512020-01-15T10:23:20.939-06:002020-01-15T10:23:20.939-06:00Mike will get it done.
hmm. someone did not do th...Mike will get it done.<br /><br />hmm. someone did not do their research on that one.<br /><br />you all may recall the infamous pedophile/necrophiliac (yes, really.) from england named jimmy savile.<br />a confidant of the high and mighty, including the so called "royal" family.<br /><br />his catch phrase was "jim'll fix it". which sound much like Mikey will eat it. uh, I mean, get it done.<br /><br />if you dont know the story, use your favorite search engine<br /><br />https://vocal.media/criminal/jimmy-savile-the-pedophile-monster-british-media-covered-upUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959301893596642049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-68192032391690270622020-01-15T10:12:51.866-06:002020-01-15T10:12:51.866-06:00yes, put me down for a gross (ahem) of the pelosi ...yes, put me down for a gross (ahem) of the pelosi candles.<br /><br />I will be shipping them to the mayor of san francisco.<br /><br />it should improve the smell of the streets there.<br /><br />Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959301893596642049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-55108121334501682942020-01-14T06:00:04.186-06:002020-01-14T06:00:04.186-06:00I watched "There's Something About Mary&q...I watched "There's Something About Mary" only one time. It was the stuck zipper scene that did me in... far more frightening than "Alien. OK Stilt, you're up. [grin] Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-32657737665618349212020-01-13T22:13:13.586-06:002020-01-13T22:13:13.586-06:00My friend, you are exactly right. Thanks.My friend, you are exactly right. Thanks.Sortahwittehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09057789691899634457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-14837852983128438822020-01-13T17:45:26.628-06:002020-01-13T17:45:26.628-06:00@Sortahwitte- You're right about Blythe Danner...@Sortahwitte- You're right about Blythe Danner being her mother (and a classic beauty), but the gal with the distinctive hairstyle was Cameron Diaz in "There's Something About Mary." It's a so-so movie, but that was one of the best sight gags ever.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-88906889161075775122020-01-13T17:23:52.959-06:002020-01-13T17:23:52.959-06:00My computer between my ears sometimes takes a litt...My computer between my ears sometimes takes a little while to load. Isn't paltry the slut/bimbo in a movie where she styled her hair with jism? I didn't watch it, but I think I remember the lowlights. Her mother is Blythe Danner, who I always considered one of the classic beauties of holywierd. Life's a cheap, deceptive bitch.Sortahwittehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09057789691899634457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-57380122769028908112020-01-13T14:35:13.461-06:002020-01-13T14:35:13.461-06:00@John the Econ- I think I fixed the link so you ca...@John the Econ- I think I fixed the link so you can read the news story, whether it's your sniffing business or not (grin).Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-6322509017344373232020-01-13T14:34:14.732-06:002020-01-13T14:34:14.732-06:00@pkerot- And in order to make the comparison, does...@pkerot- And in order to make the comparison, does Gwyneth's hoo-hah need to be on fire?<br /><br />@Sortahwitte- And of the two, hydrogen is the <i>second</i> most common.<br /><br />@Regnad Kcin- The classics never grow old!<br /><br />@Brie Camembert- You answered your own question, and absolutely correctly.<br /><br />@Fish Out of Water- Silence would make sense, but so does repeating a big lie over and over. As for Bloomberg, I'm not sure that he's serious about his candidacy, but wants to be able to spend money attacking Trump while skirting legal limitations.<br /><br />@M. Mitchell Marmel- I think we've already established that "new lows" are a constant for Democrats.<br /><br />@Anonymous- Well, nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven...<br /><br />@Jason Anyone- In my mind, Kerry is a straight-up traitor. Maybe he'd like to explain his visits to Iran post-Trump's election, giving them advice on how to thwart our President?<br /><br />@Rod- Rather than being a Yankee Candle, Ms. Paltrow's is a Yanker's Candle. Thanks, we'll be here all week!<br /><br />@Jack- I appreciate you grading on the curve!<br /><br />@Snark- I agree that the many, MANY scandalous things which occurred weren't by accident. I'd say 20% were through ineptitude, but 80% went off exactly as intended...to the detriment of our nation.<br /><br />@Anonymous- So you're implying that Gwyneth's nether regions are (ahem) "star kissed?"<br /><br />@Murphy(AZ)- Actually, I'd buy the "Knock a Buzzard off a Shit Hearse" candle just for the label.<br /><br />@WDS- You mean like "Smells Like My Husband and KY Jelly"?<br /><br />@sorella- Iran is a mess and I hope I live long enough to see the people there freed.<br /><br />@TrickyRicky- I'd hate to try to read your comment out loud fast three times...<br /><br />@Bruce "Bubba" Nelson- That may be the greatest name for a scented candle <i>ever</i>!<br /><br />@Bruce Bleu- I was going to make a clever response, but after you put the image of Michelle in my head I'm feeling a little faint.<br /><br />@Pat Cummings- Wow, you conjure a powerful olfactory image. <br /><br />@Colby Muenster- Sorry about creating a need for brain bleach, but you knew this was dangerous territory coming in. (grin)<br /><br />@Velveeta Processed Cheese Food- And mostly used on Fraternity members rather than cattle, right?<br /><br />@Deplorable Me- Once again, brevity proves to be the sole of wit. (And yes, that was a fish pun and not a typo).Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-20216313964831314042020-01-13T13:56:58.971-06:002020-01-13T13:56:58.971-06:00Only two things smell like haddock....and haddocks...Only two things smell like haddock....and haddocks one of them!Deplorable Menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-5794388780543018542020-01-13T13:32:36.348-06:002020-01-13T13:32:36.348-06:00@Pat Cummings: Here in Nebraska we still use hot-i...@Pat Cummings: Here in Nebraska we still use hot-iron brands, but they're mostly heated in propane burners nowadays.Velveeta Processed Cheese Foodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-14530615291292150832020-01-13T12:10:51.054-06:002020-01-13T12:10:51.054-06:00Thanks a lot, Stilton, for putting something in my...Thanks a lot, Stilton, for putting something in my head that no amount of brain bleach will remove. What is it about Hollyweird that turns people into self-important, out of touch with reality, holier than thou, asswipes? Probably Brie Camembert nailed it.<br /><br />@Fish,<br />I saw that Bloomberg ad, and that's the first thing I thought, too. Mike will get WHAT done? I'm thinking it's along the line of a nanny state on steroids. I think what pissed me off most about Bloomberg is him bragging about starting a business that created thousands of jobs. Isn't that (gasp!) capitalism?! So... the ad points out how great capitalism is, but we all know his goal is to destroy capitalism and tax the living shit out of all rich people (save one). Are there liberals in this country stupid enough to not see the hypocrisy? Never mind... forget I asked that.<br /><br />@M. Mitchell Marmel,<br />I'm not sure a stinking liberal would ever say that. They might say, "Hold my latte," or "Hold my spiked seltzer."<br />Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-1095613389492025612020-01-13T11:54:50.013-06:002020-01-13T11:54:50.013-06:00So Very Kerry: If a scandal falls in the forest a...So Very Kerry: If a scandal falls in the forest and <i>The New York Times</i> and <i>Washington Post</i> ignores it, is it a scandal? Of course not. Repeat the lie.<br /><br />History will not judge John Kerry well.<br /><br />Gwyneth's Goop: Gwyneth's company "Goop" is called "A modern lifestyle brand", and what could be more modern than making the world smell like the middle ages when people would go to great lengths NOT to smell other people, much less themselves?<br /><br />BTW, when I clicked the link above for <i>"This Smells Like My Vagina"</i>, I get <i>"Access Denied - You don't have permission to access "http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle" on this server."</i><br /><br />Talk about big brother AI! Clearly, Fox News knows that I'm married and have absolutely no business smelling other people's vaginas.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-88139073722720615362020-01-13T11:11:27.434-06:002020-01-13T11:11:27.434-06:00Eew. Burned hair and singed fish doesn't sound...Eew. Burned hair and singed fish doesn't sound like a pleasant ambience. Do we really want essential Gwyneth permeating our sinuses?<br /><br />I once spent most of a day next to a rural firepit, filled with a bed of coals kept glowing with dried cowpats, used to heat irons which were then used to brand far too many cattle. <br /><br /><i>That</i> aroma would give GP (or Mayor Pete) a run for their candle money!<br /><br /><br />(And yes, I was a youngster during that branding excursion, thus it was before electronic branding. Though I believe this particular ranch still uses "traditional" methods for some of their cattle, just to keep the skills alive.)Pat Cummingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05476249942977497820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-47835033766849704752020-01-13T10:43:08.107-06:002020-01-13T10:43:08.107-06:00I wonder if the candles have the "Harvey Wein...I wonder if the candles have the "Harvey Weinstein" seal of approval for accuracy? Of course we must understand that Gwyneth's cooch smelled different when she was NINE YEARS OLD! And good grief... I hope magilla obama doesn't get any ideas. Bruce Bleunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-53474528490351130242020-01-13T10:04:09.113-06:002020-01-13T10:04:09.113-06:00Check out this candle... "Smell My Nuts"...Check out this candle... "Smell My Nuts"<br />https://www.ourowncandlecompany.com/online-store/Smell-My-Nuts-%E2%84%A2-Mason-p51374115 Bruce "Bubba" Nelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05433443521829485284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-15171214410899495422020-01-13T09:22:41.596-06:002020-01-13T09:22:41.596-06:00Regarding the Paltrow Pussy Presumption of desirab...Regarding the Paltrow Pussy Presumption of desirability, how much narcissism can a putrid person project and still be considered a person? Asking for a friend.TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-51580898816689437752020-01-13T09:12:47.877-06:002020-01-13T09:12:47.877-06:00RE: Iran. The US and the rest of the world has b...RE: Iran. The US and the rest of the world has been pretending to put up with that malevolent "country" for over 40 years. I feel great empathy for the innocent citizens that live there but, for them, I see NO reason why they deserve any more consideration.<br />As for Gwyneth, .....who does she think she is? It's so unbelievable that anyone would buy what she is selling.sorellanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-27642345507457145902020-01-13T09:12:37.462-06:002020-01-13T09:12:37.462-06:00Hopefully Mayor Pete doesn't get any ideas abo...Hopefully Mayor Pete doesn't get any ideas about his own line of scented candlesWDShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14713521454321850102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-10654876196576512422020-01-13T09:11:19.043-06:002020-01-13T09:11:19.043-06:00In the Before Time, when someone broke wind in a p...In the Before Time, when someone broke wind in a particularly offensive way, especially in an enclosed space, it was said that they "could knock a buzzard off a shit hearse." Ms Paltrow seems to have managed to capture a similar aroma in a candle.Murphy(AZ)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08096111370780976408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-26719651745138021222020-01-13T08:50:02.459-06:002020-01-13T08:50:02.459-06:00Hmmm.... Let me see, should I open a can of $0.99 ...Hmmm.... Let me see, should I open a can of $0.99 Tuna or purchase a $75 GP Vagina candle???<br />Tuna wins every time.... Plus I can eat the tuna afterwards w/o spitting out curly hairs.... DOH!!!!<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-44389364383826094292020-01-13T08:20:10.587-06:002020-01-13T08:20:10.587-06:00Of course the Obozo regime didn't have a scand...Of course the Obozo regime didn't have a scandal. Everything was done on purpose. Just like Scat Francisco is the dhimicrats version of Venezuela, their goal objectives are quite different from that of rational humans. They regard "Atlas Shrugged" as an operating manual rather than a warning. Remember, North Korea is a dhimicrat paradise.Snarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02786319318978744195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-62084766761368373902020-01-13T08:13:00.333-06:002020-01-13T08:13:00.333-06:00You get straight-As again, Stilt.
Thanks.You get straight-As again, Stilt.<br />Thanks.Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16784782899821026935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-46589728938997746132020-01-13T06:47:39.000-06:002020-01-13T06:47:39.000-06:00Don't think I can post it & there was no c...Don't think I can post it & there was no credit; but one of the best memes on this political race says: Trump has been in politics for 3 years & is running on his accomplishments; Biden has been in politics for ~ 40 years & is running on what he wants to accomplish. <br /><br />Old Yankee Candles etal (in glass jars with tight-seal lids) can go off a bit on fragrance over time. If 40-50 years from now a "Paltrow-scented candle like this is found in an estate sale one suggestion is to embed it in a small bucket of reinforced concrete or grout and drop it overboard in mid-ocean. It may be OK as substrate for some unknown marine organism. Don't even take a chance with the big bonfire or the local landfill. Rodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-46225764534994519822020-01-13T05:58:08.726-06:002020-01-13T05:58:08.726-06:00This goes to show you what pieces of work Democrat...This goes to show you what pieces of work Democrats are. On the 10th, he was scattering bullshit like he's "Scent-free Johnny Crappleseed". And a little over a day later, in the tweet that I replied to, he was actually lecturing Trump about "facts."<br /><br /><br /><br />https://twitter.com/PigtucketRI/status/1216684630834929664Jason Anyonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00085509158911768663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-22380491047349526072020-01-13T05:28:58.901-06:002020-01-13T05:28:58.901-06:00So, in other words, Gwen is selling her preused ca...<br />So, in other words, Gwen is selling her preused candles (much like Slick Willy's cigars).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com