tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post8018991543923499175..comments2024-03-23T17:29:56.224-05:00Comments on Stilton's Place: Send In The ClonesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-11077629502689832018-03-28T13:43:10.827-05:002018-03-28T13:43:10.827-05:00In the first panel I was expecting this punchline:...In the first panel I was expecting this punchline:<br /><br />"Sure. Just let me call Michelle."<br /><br />After all, we all know who is the man in the house.<br />Gusanonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-74706617248221981792018-03-27T20:33:58.880-05:002018-03-27T20:33:58.880-05:00@James Daily said "If Berkley rejected him, t...@James Daily said <i>"If Berkley rejected him, that has got to hurt.</i><br /><br />One of the things I've learned from teaching is that it's impossible to teach people who already think they know everything. They clearly think that Hogg is a loose canon that is likely to be far more trouble that he's worth. College administrators and professors today <a href="https://www.vox.com/2015/6/3/8706323/college-professor-afraid" rel="nofollow">already have enough trouble with their Marxist minions running out of control</a>.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-40673282114150471202018-03-27T20:25:36.226-05:002018-03-27T20:25:36.226-05:00Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Pr...<i><b>Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself</b></i><br /><br />That's probably why I'm not as "upset" about these protests and as many seem to be. I think we should just stand back and let them have their tantrums, just like the "nasty women" and "pussy hat" people. Hogg and his arrogance has done more for both re-affirming the 2nd Amendment and selling NRA memberships than anything since Obama. Sure, the media adores him. But they adored Hillary too, and how did that work out? He has certainly galvanized the gun-grabber crowd. But not only has he failed to convinced anybody else of anything new, he's totally alienating. Ultimately, he's going to be a victim of the <a href="https://www.nysun.com/opinion/the-taranto-principle/86573/" rel="nofollow">Taranto Principle</a>. It's only a matter of time before he slips up with a "deplorables" moment, and he'll be gone.<br /><br />Because at the end of the day, nobody takes being lectured at by a teenager seriously. At least nobody with any self-respect and brains, anyway.<br />John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-38750718858358525692018-03-27T20:17:04.877-05:002018-03-27T20:17:04.877-05:00Read today that the insufferable little A hole was...Read today that the insufferable little A hole was refused at his four top choices for college. Actions have consequences. (UCLA, UCSD, UCSB and UC Irvine)<br />Tuesday during an interview with TMZ’s Harvey Levin, gun control proponent and Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg said it was “annoying” he has been rejected by all the University of California campuses that he’d submitted college admissions applications for, but he will continue to “change the world.”<br />If Berkley rejected him, that has got to hurt. <br /><br />james dailyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09040145296544586736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-84602750037265236972018-03-27T16:14:28.350-05:002018-03-27T16:14:28.350-05:00Glad they backed off and implemented some common s...Glad they backed off and implemented some <i>common sense rock control</i>.<br /><br />Speaking of preventative measures, it seems that some of the Parkland kids aren't happy about some of the measures being taken to protect their safety:<br /><br /><a href="https://hotair.com/archives/2018/03/23/gun-control-activist-david-hogg-draws-line-clear-backpacks/" rel="nofollow">Gun Control Activist David Hogg Draws The Line At Backpack Control</a><br /><br />Get it? Other people should be forced to surrender their civil rights, but if some aspect of "security" should somehow inconvenience them in any way, it's unacceptable. It seems that while they're more than prepared to deprive you of your rights and property, they themselves aren't the least bit interested in any inconvenience imposed on their part.<br /><br />And this, my friends, is how spoiled children think. And Progressivism is the ideology of children.<br /><br />On 9/11, a bunch of Muslims hijacked a bunch of planes and killed roughly 3000 people in the name of Allah, and ever since government agents have gained the right to grab my nuts every time I need to get on a plane, even though I had absolutely nothing to do with any of it. These kids need to understand that if they want the government to "do something", it doesn't necessarily mean "to someone else". They'll get to pay a price too. See-through book bags are just the beginning of the rights they're going to end up losing. Unfortunately, this is probably not a lesson they're going to learn until it's way too late.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-46048141969291201652018-03-27T15:45:20.245-05:002018-03-27T15:45:20.245-05:00@Colby Muenster- And how ironic is it that this id...@Colby Muenster- And how ironic is it that this idea pops up after the shooting at Marjorie STONEMAN Douglas High School?<br /><br />@Doug M- You couldn't write an unworthy joke if you <i>tried</i> to. Thanks for the share!<br /><br />@Gee M- It's more likely that the person who came up with the idea was stoned than that any future shooter would be.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-51041799744482272762018-03-27T15:17:50.547-05:002018-03-27T15:17:50.547-05:00Well...hard to believe, but the Pennsylvania schoo...Well...hard to believe, but the Pennsylvania school district has rescinded their original plan to arm the little brats with classroom revolution armament...ie, bucket-o'-rocks.<br />How many geeks and nerds breathed deep sighs of relief on hearing that news!<br /><br />They (da superintendant) claimed they were overwhelmed by the yuge amount of derision they received from just about everywhere...ya think?<br />I am certain even the Aleuts sent in some snide emails...! LOL!<br /><br />Now they are putting the rocks away in a class closet just in case nothing works and some crazed students wanna bean their shooter before being riddled (hope not, but being imaginative) after all else fails.<br />Now it's armed School security and teachers...what a unique and wonderfully effective idea!<br />Possibly Baltimore called...<br />Gee Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389188396426534147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-26322428402312661292018-03-27T13:00:48.832-05:002018-03-27T13:00:48.832-05:00Okay, your David-Goliath joke is masterful.
So I p...Okay, your David-Goliath joke is masterful.<br />So <a href="http://www.sondrakistan.com/2018/03/26/gorilla-guru-rocks-in-their-heads/" rel="nofollow">I posted it</a> below my now-unworthy jokes.DougMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12072212462990461900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-69056178054290629612018-03-27T12:09:12.817-05:002018-03-27T12:09:12.817-05:00"Excuse me, mister shooter guy.... could you ..."Excuse me, mister shooter guy.... could you please stop shooting for just a minute so all the kids can grab some rocks to throw at you? We would appreciate it a lot! Thanks!"<br /><br />I am really, really, REALLY glad none of my grandkids attend a school with a teacher that freaking stupid!Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-60916986434685450902018-03-27T07:03:13.273-05:002018-03-27T07:03:13.273-05:00@Readers- Terrific comments from everyone above! T...<b>@Readers-</b> Terrific comments from everyone above! The combined brain trust here (and I'm not kidding in the least) is an absolute balm to the nuttiness in the news.<br /><br />@Velveeta Processed Cheese Food- I'm so sorry about the loss of your mother. To some extent I've felt like an orphan since losing my own parents, despite the fact that any rational being would describe me as an "old guy." In our hearts, that doesn't really make a difference. Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-56698647448751946352018-03-27T06:46:42.641-05:002018-03-27T06:46:42.641-05:00@Pete: Interesting take. Such perspective is one o...@Pete: Interesting take. Such perspective is one of the reasons I enjoy reading the comments as much as I do the original cartoons and commentary.<br /><br />Kudos...Emmentaler Limburgerhttp://pateratic.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-9548990797673380052018-03-26T18:37:56.387-05:002018-03-26T18:37:56.387-05:00I will admit, if I were a crazed gunman, a barrage...I will admit, if I were a crazed gunman, a barrage of rocks might encourage me to find a different room... more importantly it is training the kids to think of themselves as 'not victims'... think about the Pulse shooting. I could easily believe that ever table in the place had at least one drink (ice and alcohol, surrounded by either heavy or very breakable glass... at least half the pockets had keys, and every foot had a shoe. It would have been EASY to distract him w/ a barrage of things, until he could be tackled and taken down. Instead, everyone hid, and died. <br />'Not a victim' is not easy, but it can be learned. Pete (Detroit)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-21474167037293264052018-03-26T18:30:21.661-05:002018-03-26T18:30:21.661-05:00Outstanding and hilarious. Except that he's pr...Outstanding and hilarious. Except that he's probably serious keep up the good fightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-27329433667604636052018-03-26T18:27:00.325-05:002018-03-26T18:27:00.325-05:00@Dan. Actually, we're pretty much past that.@Dan. Actually, we're pretty much past that.Velveeta Processed Cheese Foodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-67171211757612017642018-03-26T17:52:37.783-05:002018-03-26T17:52:37.783-05:00@Velveeta -- Perchance the holding of your tongue ...@Velveeta -- Perchance the holding of your tongue was in hope of mutual holding of each other later?<br />Condolences on your mom's death. The waiting to allow more of the family to be available seems pretty reasonable.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668828493801753456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-12951124941336014942018-03-26T17:02:01.460-05:002018-03-26T17:02:01.460-05:00So what box o' rocks came up with the bucket o...So what box o' rocks came up with the bucket o' rocks idea?Emmentaler Limburgerhttp://pateratic.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-3423736931217510992018-03-26T16:13:48.834-05:002018-03-26T16:13:48.834-05:00I forgot in in post: Anyone funding these PP cret...I forgot in in post: Anyone funding these PP cretins, is a conspirator in the results.<br />Like driving the get a way car. james dailyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09040145296544586736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-8059957551320866332018-03-26T16:11:36.081-05:002018-03-26T16:11:36.081-05:00In RE: my lady friend, I also managed to avoid men...In RE: my lady friend, I also managed to avoid mentioning that Biden/Obama got much of Seal Team Six killed after they shot their stupid mouths off about who had conducted the Bin Laden raid. Talk about treasonous.<br />Velveeta Processed Cheese Foodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-54362823278437620612018-03-26T15:57:30.136-05:002018-03-26T15:57:30.136-05:00@Stilton. The above comment RE movies and basesbal...@Stilton. The above comment RE movies and basesball should have been posted as Velveeta...etc.Velveeta Processed Cheese Foodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-27568744941433446512018-03-26T15:56:05.964-05:002018-03-26T15:56:05.964-05:00@Stilton. One of your all-time best.
This rock bu...@Stilton. One of your all-time best.<br /><br />This rock business makes me think the proliferation of this foreign soccer so-called "football" is part of the leftist plan to destroy the country. If the young 'uns were playing baseball like they're supposed to be doing they'd be able to sling a rock across a room right between someone's eyes (where I was taught to aim when throwing to a baseman, etc.).<br /><br />I just returned from two days in my state's capital city, where I stayed with my lady friend of many years standing. Although we have many interests in common, she's a raving leftist and the living definition of a low-information voter (despite having an MS degree). Last night we were watching the movie "Breach" about the Robert Hansen-FBI Russian spy scandal. Since she never heard of the whole incident, I was giving her some of the back story. I also mentioned that, according to the late Tom Clancy, people betray their countries and become a spy working for a foreign power because of "MICE:" money, ideology, conscience, ego, or some combination. "Well, that certainly describes Trump," she replied. Not being a huge Trump fan myself, and not wishing to have my head taken off, I refrained from asking specifically what Trump has done, or even said, that rises to the level of treason and betrayal of the United States. We also watched the movie "Zero Dark 30" last night, about the Bin Laden raid. She was unable to watch the early parts where they were waterboarding these terrorist animals, and was carrying on about "how could people do that?" I think I personally could have done that and a lot more, but I managed to not say that, also.<br /><br />The main purpose of my trip was to attend a family get together after the passage of my mother a couple of weeks ago. (She was cremated and we're going to have a regular church service in June when more far-flung family can attend). Beside going through her old photo albums, the main order of the day was swooning over the one baby that managed to attend. More were expected but cancelled due to various childhood illnesses. No abortions in my family! I'm collecting grand nieces and nephews so fast I can't keep track of them. Incidentally, as with every other family gathering I've attended over many decades, politics never came up. What was discussed was family. <br /> <br /> Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-4489266080989587872018-03-26T14:30:41.538-05:002018-03-26T14:30:41.538-05:00Stilt, I pray that none of those MacGyver-ites fig...Stilt, I pray that none of those MacGyver-ites figures out how to add a bump stock to one of those zip guns. Admittedly, it won't become an issue until one of the future attackers of our kids and grandkids falls prey to such a contraption, but...<br /><br />Is nothing sacred anymore?!Gumby-damn-it!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14130489464903982821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-462219512854113872018-03-26T12:26:34.416-05:002018-03-26T12:26:34.416-05:00Good grief. Throw rocks. I suppose the school di...Good grief. Throw rocks. I suppose the school district now needs to hire a rock counselor. On Barry Soetoro aka Obama, he has taken himself out of the gene pool, the two adopted children have none of his physical genes but they have been educated to be nutty as fruitcakes. PP: There is a special place in hell for those that murder God's children. How anyone could do that is beyond comprehension. I believe President Trump made a grave (pun intended)error signing the bill. Had he not, two weeks of govt shutdown, the bill is then re-voted and passed, he holds his base together and all this spending is laid where it belongs. This will be interesting times. james dailyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09040145296544586736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-21333061549761761792018-03-26T11:35:49.866-05:002018-03-26T11:35:49.866-05:00SEND IN THE CLONES: Don't bother, they're...SEND IN THE CLONES: Don't bother, they're here<br /><br />RE ROCKS: We better hope they don't point their thumb and forefinger at the gunman, or they'll be suspended!<br /><br />Hey, if we kill them before they're born, it's just birth control, not a final solution ...... yet<br /><br />Sarc mode off!Fritzchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07973087556562571982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-851430440164693782018-03-26T10:51:25.271-05:002018-03-26T10:51:25.271-05:00Just what America needs, a million boy choom gang....Just what America needs, a million boy choom gang.<br /><br /><b>Graveling for your life:</b> Such as what they're left with ever since the Ministry of Magic watered down the "Defense against the Dark Arts" curriculum to pablum.<br /><br /><b>The Fart of the Deal:</b> Whatever happened to that world-class dealmaker we supposedly elected President? It looks like everybody got what they wanted except the nation. Trump didn't get his wall, but UnPlanned UnParenthood got a cool half-billion?<br /><br />The GOP shrugs and says that they are powerless to do anything about it. Really? Answer me this:<br /><br />The GOP controls the White House and has majorities in the House and Senate, and yet can't seem to implement very much of their agenda. The Democrats are out of power in all three, and yet seem to get everything they want. So what's the point, GOP? We can get this nonsense without the drama.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492406791849373430.post-58379395838961093142018-03-26T10:41:13.840-05:002018-03-26T10:41:13.840-05:00@ Geoff
What is the most difficult thing when real...@ Geoff<br />What is the most difficult thing when real danger faces off with you? NOT RUNNING LIKE HELL TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE.<br />LE, military, first responders can all tell you how hard running to danger can be...<br />What armchair a**clown decided that babies will absolutely have no problem facing a weapon that can throw out multiple rounds (even a .22 auto can kill from a mile away) of pain and try and throw a rock accurately from a distance away...then run away and hide?<br />I am afraid of everything that hurts...but when danger is there I enter a mode of numbness that is what an adult does when it's save the babies time...re the School Security Officer in Baltimore recently who shot and killed a school shooter who missed his first target, killed a girl and wounded a boy before the Officer arrived and fired one shot.<br />He ran to danger...and saved some lives.<br />Officer 1, shooter 0.<br />To expect babies to throw rocks is the height of dumbicity...<br />Gee Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389188396426534147noreply@blogger.com