Monday, November 3, 2025

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Despite the Leftist rhetoric that Trump voters are murderous Nazi racists, Democratic strategist James "I oughta sue that Peter Jackson guy fo' usin' my face" Carville has recently made it very clear which side the hate is really on...and its disturbing lack of limits.

In a recent podcast, Carville shared his genuinely fascistic wet dream about what he'd like to see happen when Trump leaves office...

You know what we do with collaborators? I think these corporations — my fantasy dream is that this nightmare ends in 2029, and I think we ought to have radical things — I think they all ought to have their heads shaven, they should be put in orange pajamas, and they should be marched down Pennsylvania Avenue, and the public should be invited to spit on them. The universities, the corporations, the law firms, all of these collaborators should be shaved, pajamaed, and spit on.

And what then, Herr Carville? Concentration camps? Bulldozers digging mass graves? Ovens? It's hard to picture this vile bastard rejecting any of these avenues of retribution and revenge. And note that he's not just talking about members of the Trump administration - he's talking about private corporations, universities, law firms, and presumably voters like you and me. Although thanks to my bald pate, I could at least get the last laugh on the head-shaving guy.

This is a level of hate and threat that I genuinely find shocking, paired with a quiet sense of approval from those on the Left (where is their outcry?) that I find appalling. This is a dark time for our country, and not just because of...

DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME

I was amused, barely, to see that the switch to Daylight Saving Time coincided with the Day of the Dead this year. Presumably, dead tired - because no matter which direction the clock goes I will be reliably jet-lagged for the next two weeks.

If there's a rational reason for Daylight Saving Time other than the government having fun by making people miserable, I have yet to hear it. But since they have the power to arbitrarily inflict small tortures on us, I'd like to suggest that they're being lazy by not doing more of it. To wit, here are a few ideas that the DST mavens might like to consider:

April 27 - All supermarkets are required to loosen at least one wheel on every shopping cart to make it unsteerable while also creating a wobba-wobba-wobba sound that makes the shopper look stupid.

January 15 thru February 15 - To reduce costly heating expenses, this 30 day period will be officially recognized by the government as being part of Summer.

June 4th - Restaurants are required to hide a piece of eggshell in your scrambled eggs or a needle-like bone in your fish filet.

December 11th - Anyone on Medicare or Medicaid must report to a local clinic to get a paper cut and have it sanitized with lemon juice.

October 24th - James Carville's Birthday. Nothing special happens, but it's still a bad day for anyone who isn't a piece of human garbage.