In stunning medical news (for which I should have requested a generous government grant), it turns out that morons suffer significantly more...

Tomorrow (Tues 11/26) is the big day that I go to the hospital to have them rip my leg open, snap my hip out of its socket, chainsaw the bon...

It's Mourning In America Do you hear that shrill, high-pitched sound in the distance? It could be the world's saddest song being pl...

Here we finally are at (almost) Election Day. Which means that today, Monday November 4th, is likely the last normal day we're going to...

 First, a little something from the vault... "Columbus Day" is now widely called "Indigenous Peoples Day," and even  mor...