No, no - I've just been pining. Now put me down! Well, Yikes - it's been two months or more since I've posted and some of you pr...

  Despite my temptation to share a bunch of inbreeding jokes ("If she warn't good enough fer her family, she ain't good enough...

Yes, that's really my late Mom and my (better looking) twin brother. Mother's Day has come and gone, and many of you are probably st...