As my dear friend Johnny Optimism says, "things could always be worse." After which, for Johnny, they always  get worse. And ther...

The only thing better than a hospital Christmas tree is pretty much anything else I'm not even going to try to be clever about this upda...

December has arrived, there's a bite to the air, and on the radio Bing Crosby is crooning "I'm Dreaming Of A Medically Invasive...