Friday, April 19, 2019

Cheeky Excuse

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Now THAT'S what we call a Buttigieg!
We're taking the day off to attend to some non-emergency family business, but wanted there to be at least a minor visual reward for those who showed up here today. Which is why we're sharing this picture of an absolutely spectacular straw hat.

Durable, inexpensive, made from renewable materials, and offering great protection against the sun's damaging rays, we can't recommend straw fedoras highly enough. Whether you get an ornate hat woven from pampas grass, or a much humbler hat woven from not-so-pampas grass, you'll be sporting a style which we can all enthusiastically get behind, without the cost putting you in arrears!

We'd say more, but oddly we keep losing our train of thought. Or, to get to the bottom of things, we keep thinking about cabooses...

Have a great weekend and see you back here on Monday!
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29 comments:

  1. M. Mitchell MarmelApril 19, 2019 at 12:23 AM

    Heh-heh, he said "pampas".

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  2. Fish Out of WaterApril 19, 2019 at 4:40 AM

    TRIGGERED!

    Butt I haven't said how 😉

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  3. ChrisApril 19, 2019 at 4:57 AM

    I miss my 2 euro straw hat from the bullfight.

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  4. Pat CummingsApril 19, 2019 at 5:03 AM

    That looks like a double! (Hat, I mean.

    Maybe it's one inside another? (Still talking hats...)

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  5. SamApril 19, 2019 at 6:40 AM

    That is one glorious aa..I mean hat!

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  6. AnonymousApril 19, 2019 at 6:53 AM

    Straw Hat Girl to Stilton, "You are about as funny as the cop who stopped me on the way here and asked me if I knew I had a smoking rear end."

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  7. james dailyApril 19, 2019 at 7:46 AM

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hat? What hat?

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  8. Alfonso BedoyaApril 19, 2019 at 8:14 AM

    I expected to see Busty, but instead I am served up a portion of straw hats. Ooops...I just put on my glasses....

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  9. smokepoleApril 19, 2019 at 8:18 AM

    HAPPT EASTER !!!

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  10. FritzchenApril 19, 2019 at 8:47 AM

    HAPPY EASTER Stilt!

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  11. TrickyRickyApril 19, 2019 at 9:08 AM

    Happy Easter, how's your keister?

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

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  12. AnonymousApril 19, 2019 at 9:13 AM

    Does this mean that Stilton is being an asshat today?

    Sorry, couldn't resist...

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  13. RodApril 19, 2019 at 9:13 AM

    Take your time Stilt... she stays.

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  14. Judi KingApril 19, 2019 at 10:16 AM

    Very punny!
    Happy and blessed Easter to all.

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  15. AnonymousApril 19, 2019 at 10:37 AM

    Stilton, May the Bunny of Easter fertilize your garden and bring a wealth of eggs and candy !

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  16. Gee MApril 19, 2019 at 10:40 AM

    Pesach Sameach! (to all my lansmen)
    hope your 1st seder is awesome and you beat all the kids finding the
    Afikoman!j/k

    (and may your seder wine not be Maneshevitz!)

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  17. AnonymousApril 19, 2019 at 10:42 AM

    Look, this isn't funny. I spent over 30 minutes looking at that photo and never saw any dang straw hat. What's the joke???

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  18. DocApril 19, 2019 at 10:42 AM

    Take the day off, you deserve it. We'll make due with the substitute you provided. :)

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  19. Regnad KcinApril 19, 2019 at 12:21 PM

    She wants to know if the hat makes her a** look.....uhhh, never mind.

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  20. John the EconApril 19, 2019 at 1:01 PM

    Considering what we pay to be here, we really don't have any right to complain. Not like I feel when MLB.TV which I do pay for blacks out my game because ESPN is broadcasting it with crappy commentary by Payrod.

    On another topic, I don't feel we adequately mocked Democrats on their ironic and hypocritical outrage over Trump's brilliant threat to deliver the surge of illegal aliens crossing the border to self-proclaimed "sanctuary cities".

    Once again, Trump goads the left into exposing the central conceit of modern Progressivism; that they claim they want to do the moral and right thing, but when it comes down to them actually doing it they freak. Be it dealing with illegal aliens, global warming, the poor, or whatever else, it's always somebody else who is supposed to do the dirty work.

    Tucker Carlson had an excellent take-down of the hypocrisy last week. Worth the 9-minutes.

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  21. SortahwitteApril 19, 2019 at 3:29 PM

    Someday in the future, Ms. Straw Hat may rise to be a contender, but this is not that day. Ms. Busty Ross is the sweet cream that floats on top of Lake Skim Milk. Long may she wave.

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  22. NaCly DogApril 19, 2019 at 3:43 PM

    Have a great break, refresh, and please experience a blessed Easter for you and yours.

    Very nice photo, but the esteemed Stilton is no kbdbear. (obscure AoSHQ reference)

    Busty Ross is the real deal.

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  23. AnonymousApril 19, 2019 at 4:58 PM

    More minor visual rewards. PLEASE
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    NSF

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  24. Fish Out of WaterApril 20, 2019 at 7:15 AM

    Er, if I could get everyone's attention away from the straw hat, the link below is is one of the better pieces of political writing I've at least have come across in quite a while.

    https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/04/hillarys_twoyear_tantrum.html

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  25. Eleazar DoulosApril 20, 2019 at 1:02 PM

    WHAT do women find appealing about flossing their anus with their swim suit? It just looks weird...or worse where there's a brown stain showing! Maybe if they used emery clothe, with an alcohol rinse to floss those private parts with, the stain would vanish.

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  26. DanApril 20, 2019 at 2:28 PM

    Straw Hat person has an oddly misshapen behind.

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  27. John the EconApril 20, 2019 at 4:56 PM

    @Fish Out of Water, as I usually tell Progressives still upset about there being a President Trump, "Yes, short of being an actual criminal, he's a lot of things you say he is. If only the Democrats had presented a candidate that wasn't actually worse."

    Comedy Gold: When AOC speaks, isn't this more in alignment with what you see and hear?

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  28. DanApril 21, 2019 at 1:07 AM

    Happy Easter everyone!

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  29. TannhauserApril 21, 2019 at 11:31 PM

    DAAAAMMNN.....! She should be a flavour of ice cream! Two scoops , please!

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