Well, here we go again. There were a lot of chores to handle over the weekend and the news is still stupid and depressing. So here's some pointless foolishness!
HEY! I've been to that ocean whar Lewie Boy and that other guy went to see the sea. Annnnnd, the repro of their winter encampment. Not real warm in the winter.
State of Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife display the only Steel Head Salmon to make it up the Columbia River to Canada thus justifying removing ALL the dams on the Columbia River. Goodbye irrigation of millions of acres, many, many mega-watts of power generation and recreation on the reservoirs behind the dams. But hey, what's more important? Civilization or fish?
Just saw on twitter----UR thoughts on Socialism in five works.
Worked great in Russia Did wonders for Hitler's Germany Surgeon make same as dishwashers. Take from smart for dumb North Korea a success model. Population control in USSR/China Screw college, all make same. Socialist Professors make janitor bucks. Same Sam Same Socialism's different Incentive to improve HA HA
“A Korean woman/Oscar winner was referred to as a “woman of color” on news. That'll PO----3 guesses?
Joke heard: Name 3 show that will live forever even if ratings suck. Equalizer, All Rise and Handmaiden's tale.
MacGyver's gone---evil, straight, white male Boy Scout. BYE BYE!
Napolean Dynamite I caught you a delicious bass:
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Q_8DvipCA
The handling of the rare anamnesis fish:
ReplyDeleteTongs for the memories!
"Dang," thought the fish as they neared the grill, "guess I shoulda stayed in school...."
ReplyDelete“No, Mrs Smith, it’s not a migraine, it’s a simple haddock”.
ReplyDeleteSounds pretty fishy to me.
ReplyDeleteAnd since fish seems to be on the menu today,
ReplyDeleteI give you my favorite of all time:
Wet Dream by Kip Addotta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
(Now THAT is an ear worm er fish that will stick with you)
MSG Grumpy
"Here's your problem," the dentist said. "An impacted molly."
ReplyDelete> Sissy; you gotta learn to do this to bait your hook.
ReplyDelete> Why did Fish & Game change from Length to Width?
> Fresh steamed; Get'em while they're hot.
> OK, Can you see "your" spawning creek now?
> Hey! Let's just eat the bait.
Yeah I know... Not much but plenty of it. Good ones already posted.
I liked the proctologist... my kind of weird -
ReplyDeleteNow you can cut your labor cost by 50% and increase your profit margins with the new surgical steel "Holy Mackerel!" hole puncher.
ReplyDeleteWell, Mr Jarlsberg, you are indeed a little deaf. You need a herring aid.
ReplyDeleteClimate Czar John Kerry returns from his high level meetings with the Chinese with 50-billion of these to help fish adapt to rising sea levels.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Dirty Herring:" How far we've evolved! 50 years later, Dirty Harry would now be the criminal and the gun-wielding felon the hero.
Apparently Murph was too high to tell what he had in his roach clip.
ReplyDelete"Before finally hitting it big with the Veg-O-Matic, Ronco lost millions with their destined for failure Tongs-O-Tuna."
ReplyDeleteThat being said, Tricky wins the internet today.
Here's to pointless foolishness! Great stuff Stilton! Honorable mentions to all!
ReplyDeleteHEY! I've been to that ocean whar Lewie Boy and that other guy went to see the sea. Annnnnd, the repro of their winter encampment. Not real warm in the winter.
ReplyDeleteState of Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife display the only Steel Head Salmon to make it up the Columbia River to Canada thus justifying removing ALL the dams on the Columbia River. Goodbye irrigation of millions of acres, many, many mega-watts of power generation and recreation on the reservoirs behind the dams. But hey, what's more important? Civilization or fish?
ReplyDeleteOh, stop your carping. This sort of thing always works in a pinch.
ReplyDelete@Readers- Great captions! (you weren't just fishing for compliments, were you?)
ReplyDeleteJust saw on twitter----UR thoughts on Socialism in five works.
ReplyDeleteWorked great in Russia
Did wonders for Hitler's Germany
Surgeon make same as dishwashers.
Take from smart for dumb
North Korea a success model.
Population control in USSR/China
Screw college, all make same.
Socialist Professors make janitor bucks.
Same Sam Same Socialism's different
Incentive to improve HA HA
“A Korean woman/Oscar winner was referred to as a “woman of color” on news. That'll PO----3 guesses?
Joke heard: Name 3 show that will live forever even if ratings suck.
Equalizer, All Rise and Handmaiden's tale.
MacGyver's gone---evil, straight, white male Boy Scout. BYE BYE!