Monday, October 14, 2024

Holiday Put On Ice

 First, a little something from the vault...

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"Columbus Day" is now widely called "Indigenous Peoples Day," and even more widely called "White Shame Day" because so few people can spell indigenous. But it underscores the point that it is wrong for foreigners to come unbidden into a settled land, displace those who were already there, and destroy the existing cultures and institutions of its people.

Unless, of course, they're currently flooding across our southern border or being flown in, packed on cargo planes, by Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. And once here, they (checking Indigenous People Day grievances) "bring disease, exploit resources, commit acts of violence, and assert rights denied to those who already lived here."  You know, like those filthy Pilgrims did.

Or at least like they would have done, had their small wooden ships been capable of transporting millions of newcomers every year.

THE SENSELESS AND THE FROG

Depending on who you believe, it looks like Donald Trump is pulling ahead in the polls as time ticks down to the election. To help combat that, VP candidate Tim Walz has been assigned to "woo male voters" by gamboling about the countryside pretending to do "man's man" kind of things and failing hilariously.

Frankly, if you're trying to win votes with your ripping masculinity and unfathomable testosterone levels, you probably shouldn't disclose that your wife required intrauterine insemination treatments to get pregnant. That's a procedure in which the husband's sperm is delivered using a catheter that can actually go deep enough to get the job done, which apparently wasn't the case with whatever Tim brought to the party.

And if you're on a tour presenting your manlihood, so to speak, it's probably good to do so when there isn't a credible story being investigated about molesting underage boys when you were a schoolteacher. 

So with all that baggage, about the only thing Tim Walz can do to woo male voters is to demonstrate his working class, tough guy, hyper-heterosexuality using his body language.

Then again...

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57 comments:

  1. Can’t imagine anyone impressed by him.
    Amr Australia

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  2. I'm amused by the Demo_Rats' attempts to appeal to men by calling Tampon Tim "coach". They think I'll approve of the tampon guy just because he once sort of coached a football team? No, not impressed. To me, "coach" just means that part of the airliner where the people are packed in like livestock.

    That not-from-the-campaign commercial with those "men"? Turns out they're all actors and at least one of them is a flaming trouser pilot--and one is said to be bisexual. The fat guy couldn't pick a carburetor out of a pile of onions. That commercial is apparently to make women Word Salad Annie voters comfortable with their idea of what "men" are--or so I have read.

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  3. it is wrong for foreigners to come unbidden into a settled land, displace those who were already there, and destroy the existing cultures and institutions of its people.That's a very nice thing to say say but I suppose it's too late to tell the Romans,Greeks Persians Alexander the Great and an endlist list of others.Returning land to the original owners would need some sort of legal proof of ownership.Would ANYBODY have such proof.

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    1. But that's exactly what's happeneing now...except they've been invited by liebral gov'ts to replace the existing citizens who won't vote for them.

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  4. Australia is represented! Reminds me of that old song "Walz is Matilda"!

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  5. I merely note that they are now claiming Columbus was a Sephardic Jew!

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  6. Walz having difficulty loading his shotgun reminds me of John Kerry duck hunting while running for president in 2004. It was obvious that every stitch of his hunting attire was brand new. Walz is cut from the same bolt of cloth.

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  7. The REAL reason why the left got rid of Columbus day was announced over the weekend: DNA tests showed that Columbus was a Jew.

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  8. Good comments all!! Tim Walz is probably the absolute worst candidate Que Mala could have picked. Thank God she didn't pick Shapiro from Pennsylvania. He could have made a real difference for the bad guys. And we all know why he wasn't picked. Inshallah!

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    1. I am sure there could have been worse; like any member of The squalid "Squad". Interesting constitution question. Could the 2nd worst electoral mistake since the peanut farmer from Plains, Ga, be picked and then serve as VP?

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    2. The anonymous post above is my responsibility. Forgot I have to type my dang name in now.

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  9. How about the fact he doesn't appear to have any real manly knowledge of firearms either?!

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  10. Trying to manly man Waltz is nothing new. While I was not living in the U.S. at the time, I am sure many remember the Dukakis riding the tank fiasco . Me being in a purple area of the Commonwealth of Virginia, ( which otherwise is quite red) I see only few scattered Trump campaign signs. On the other hand, I also do not see a phelora of Harris/Waltz signs either.

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  11. last I checked, shotguns were issued as 'weapons of war'...and have been since before WW1.
    Surely in his 25 years of service, having presumably started as a private and gone through all the ranks except the one he claims to hold, he'd have been trained and qualified on all service weapons at one point or another, including shotguns ? It's kind of hard to supervise others if you don't know what they're doing.

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    1. I was career US Army. Not an infantryman, but over the years I was taught to use the M14 rifle, hand grenade, M16 rifle, M2 .50 caliber machine gun, M60 7.62 mm machine gun, M1911a1 .45 cal pistol, M9 9mm pistol, but never a shotgun.

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    2. I was Infantry to start but spend most of my time in the Airforce and used several different types of shotgun. You see a lot used nowadays as 'breaching tools' mounted under an M4 or on their own, and they're used fo 'drone defence' too, I just watched a video from Ukraine where the russians were using them and they're in use for both purposes in Israel.

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  12. Most people around here just call it 'Turkey Day' now...but we started it long before there were any Pilgrims down south so we're more used to it anyway ;)

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  13. Back in the 1980s when I was a Rotarian, our club used to host a Columbus Day spaghetti dinner fund-raiser in a school cafeteria. I guess now we'd have to offer Kosher meatballs ...

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    1. No, you'd be thrown out of the building and vilified in the media for offering kosher food, even if jesus kept kosher and the last supper was a seder, everything has to be 'Halal' now. Another reason to stop eating at kfc.

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  14. If Tim wants to be considered manly, he's gonna have to cut back on the jazz hands and kick ball changes. The truth is that the efforts to portray these idiots as something they clearly are not reeks of inauthenticity. That is something that will never happen with Trump. What you see is what you get.

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  15. Whenever I see Tim Schmaltz I ask myself "is he the half brother that Don Rickles was too embarrassed to speak about?"

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  17. Elmer Walz screwed around with the shogun so long, the wabbit got away. This guy has obviously never held a shotgun in his entire, pathetic, fake life. Why not just admit you know nothing about guns? Not everybody is a gun owner, and you're not gonna make points with gun owners by pretending. Anybody remember BO's photo op where he's holding a gun completely wrong?

    What's mind blowing is, Kamala is as phony as a 47 dollar bill, but Walz makes her look like a genius.

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  18. I've got to say it... Left Lucy is STILL so CUTE! And the way she wears her hair makes it impossible to see the Schrader valve!

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  19. Columbus may have had Jewish ancestors, but they had converted, at least for public appearances. Jews don't name their sons "Christopher." Or Christofero, or Cristobal, or however he spelled it in whichever language he was using.

    But I commend whoever got the missing-molars-that-show face photoshopped into the comic strip. She must be related to the Mean-Girl-Wanna-Be-Chief!

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    1. Jews in the time around 'zero BC' didn't name their kids 'christ' or 'jesus' either, one's from the Greek...the other's a bad traslation of Yeshua.

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  20. Are they doing still "Land Acknowledgements" at the opening of public meetings in Dearborn or Springfield these days?

    Tim Walz: This guy is the best that Kamala knew? No wonder the far-left hates white guys. And remember, JD Vance is the one they think is "weird".

    As I tell Democrats, the only reason you're going to get another 4 years of Trump (and then another 8 of JD) is because you keep choosing awful people to run against them. Oh, wait, you didn't get to choose Kamala. Or Hillary for that matter.

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  21. @Bruce Bleu, That's a knee slapper!

    @John the Econ, I think most Dems would have preferred somebody more to the center to balance Komrade Kamala, but Obammy and Soros probably convinced them they could make Walz appear "normal." Walz is "normal" much like a third eye on one's forehead. He's maybe the love child of Bernie Sanders and Margaret Sanger. I pray that the Harris Walz ship is rapidly sinking into the abyss.

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    1. Best to hope the lifeboats are jammed in their davits too, or maybe not...running whatever manages to swim away from this disaster in the next election can only make it easier on JD or whoever is the candidate.

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    2. I couldn't get the photo to paste here but I made a package of grape Kool-Aid that was labeled with "DEMOCRAT VOTER GUIDE INSIDE!" for a liberal at work who would vote for Kamala if she spelled her name S-A-T-A-N! He's got TDS so bad he said if he were on that rooftop he wouldn't have missed. Now how else can you POSSIBLY "save democracy" except with a mindset like THAT!

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    3. You don't, that's why the US isn't a 'democracy'.
      Most countries aren't, even if it's in their name, like the 'Democratic People's Republic of Whatever'
      The US is a Republic, a 'democracy' means half the country has no rights.
      Canada is a Constitutional Monarchy although our 'Constitution' works the opposite of how it should

      By a free country, I mean a country where people are allowed, so long as they do not hurt their neighbours, to do as they like. I do not mean a country where six men may make five men do exactly as they like.
      -- Lord Salisbury

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  22. Oldarmourer, that's why I put "save democracy" in quotes. True, the U.S. is a representative republic, not a democracy, but so many uneducated people here have no clue of the implications their ignorance perpetuates. I fear that the current mindset (and I use the word MINDset loosely) is based on the infiltration of communists into our educational institutions. That sound of turbochargers near the graves of our Founding Fathers is them spinning in their graves!

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    1. That started in the 60's with socialists/communists weaseling their way into the education system, and even before that to get the people who would approve their hiring in place first.. In that sense, russia 'won' WW2.
      Luckily I slipped through the school system before it really took off, although University was getting away from teaching and into indoctrination. University graduates today can't even make change at the fast food till that's the only thing their 'degree' qualifies them for, so debit where the gov't logs your every purchase, had to be pushed on the masses. Debit cards are handy but never use them for something you don't want the alphabet agencies to know you have, and the day they shut off...hide.

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    2. Speaking of how our education system has failed; https://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/utumfe33futd1.webp

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    3. @fishoutofwater well, that's another way to say "you're fucked" ;)

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  23. I always cringe when the lefties talk about "saving democracy." The hidden meaning is, they want to change the USA into a democracy. My wife, daughter, son-in-law, six grandsons, son, daughter-in-law, and I are all voting today. Twelve votes for Trump and Mark Robinson in NC!

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    1. Twelve votes you assume are going to go to Trump...they might get 'adjusted' the same as thermometers are when they need a little extra 'gorebull warming'.

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  24. Democracy: A system that presumes your individual rights cease to exist, simply because you're outnumbered.

    or: two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

    This is why they're so desperate to get rid of the Electoral College and keep pushing for a 'democracy' that doesn't exist...yet. That way 40-odd states can be completely ignored once their representatives are reallocated to higher population ones to 'better reflect the majority of people'

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  25. "Democracy" is just the polite word for "mob rule".

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  26. I truly fear for what's going to happen to the American people if the left can't get rid of or kill Trump and the amount of votes he gets is too many to cheat their way past.
    If he wins, then the time between Nov 5th and Jan 21st will be the most dangerous any American has ever seen and nobody is prepared for it except those who can leave in their private jets, IF they can make it to them.
    All it takes is for the current gov't dept's to shut off the debit cards they handed out to all the illegal immigrants and the existing EBT cards and say "Trump made us do it" then every city in the US burns to the ground overnight.

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    1. @Oldarmourer, It's possible the Demo_Rats would do that. I can envision it happening. However, in the long run it might be the best thing that could happen to the U.S. Getting rid of all the parasites, one way or another, would be the most Darwinian thing we could do.

      Would the commies in Canada be willing to try it there?

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    2. They might not even have to wait that long, iran has been acting with such impunity and byethen has been telling everyone else not to hit back for so long you know they've got something on him...probably shipping containers full of arms and ammunition scattered all over the country to go with the jihadi 'immigrants' and/or a few ships full of 'fertilizer' parked on various ports just waiting for an accident, like we saw in beirut, and also in Texas during WW2 and up here in Halifax during WW1.

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  27. sockboy's own party is disowning him and he's just narcissistic enough to take the country down with him. I'm afraid we'll see it up here before you do, and he's already disarmed most of the populace while cancelling any laws that punished criminals for using firearms...and illegal immigrants don't apply for permits anyway, they just go down to the reserves that are exempt from any regulations.

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    1. Yeah, I don't get why the elitist pigs think they'll be exempt from the s#!tshow they're trying to fire off.

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    2. What I don't understand is why they don't think they'll be the proverbial 'first against the wall when the revolution comes', but let that be a surprise once the angry mobs decide that they're the ones who turned the moneytap off.

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    3. They think they're "in charge" of the revolution. Like Bukharin, Trotsky, and so many others...

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  28. OK... change of subject. If you have not watched Joe Rogan's 3 hour interview with Trump, please watch it. The whole time, I was trying to imagine Kamala doing a three hour, unscripted interview. She wouldn't last three minutes with Rogan!

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    1. kablabla couldn't even last three minutes with her strongest, most mindnumbingly clueless cheerleaders on 'the view' without screwing up bigly.

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  29. I hate to say it, but this is just the very beginning...
    Of 2500 advance ballot applications checked so far, in just one Penn. county, 60% were clear fakes.
    Unfortunately, this is just the tip of the iceberg and it isn’t clear if this was an uncautious dem vote buyer or if when arraigned they’ll claim they ‘did it for Trump’ even if the organizations they tracked back to are dem fronts.
    Should be fun to watch unfold, if the DOJ doesn’t order them to back off and seal the investigation…I guess they weren’t prepared for a Pennsylvania DA to actually do her job.

    https://x.com/JoshWalkos/status/1850648046360486115


    Meanwhile up here, where the entire country's votes are usually counted in a couple of hours.
    In British Columbia, after apparently being beaten badly at the polls days ago, the socialist 'new democratic party' (notice how that word 'democratic' pops up in socialist groups) has amazingly surged to a lead after counting 'other' ballots that weren't cast at the polling stations on voting day...and are still coming in days after the election was supposed to be over.

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    1. So elections in Canada are being "fortified" too? How nice of the communists to do so. I guess Klaus and George have good friends all over the globe.

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    2. Today Penn. is having problems with their advance voting, not even saving any for the big day...voting machines not working, people turned away, told they can't have mail in ballots when they can, all in epublican leaning areas of course.

      We have another Provincial election in Saskatchewan tonight, the ndp socialists are well behind right now but who knows what the count will be after the dust settles...you'd think the people would remember the last time they were in power and refuse to chance another one, but sockboy probably promised singh a few provinces if he propped the liebrals up a little longer and Sask is a major oil producer but we can't have that.

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  30. A point that as conservatives we should be drilling during the election madness: If government today can't do something as relatively simple as running a clean, efficient election, (even third-world "hole" countries somehow manage to do a better job) what makes anyone think that government can manage the more complex problems?

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    1. It's not that they can't, it's that they don't want to. They can't risk a 'free and fair' election.
      All of the discrepancies, difficulties and outright sabotage of the voting process are being committed by the left for the left. You never see voting machines switching from democrat to Republican or a shortage of ballots or 'broken' machines in high dem areas, only in places like Maricopa county or certain places in Pennsylvania. The one thing they've probably learned from the last cycle is to get the fake ballots counted early so nobody questions a '3AM dump' again and to have the machines wait until the tabulation phase before switching the vote so the voter doesn't get a chance to notice it switching. That's already been shown to be possible with virtually no effort and is probably preprogrammed in already. Verifiable ID, paper ballots dropped into a locked, transparent ballot box, and thumbs dipped in ink is a good start, not a perfect solution as has been shown in the 'third world' countries that do that have shown when they just have armed 'gov't guards' show up and take the ballot boxes away to be destroyed or replaced with properly filled ones, but a start nonetheless.

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  31. True, @Oldarmourer, that the current state of elections is a manufactured mess for the purposes of wrecking the democratic process and rendering the public cynical. My point is that we should be exploiting that very fact to point out that more government control over our lives is at best benign mismanagement and at worst, corruption.

    Come on, GOP, get on the ball. As Andrew Brietbart used to say, "If you can't sell freedom, you suck".

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