Friday, December 15, 2017

Stilton's Little Helper

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Today we could have looked through the news, thrown up, gargled with scotch, then created a cartoon and editorial.

OR we could spend all our time supervising Ms. Ross while she was decorating the office Christmas tree. And obviously, we've elected to go with the option that most reflects and honors our great nation's Judeo-Christian traditions. We're still having the scotch, though.

As always, the comments area is wide open for whatever you want to talk about!

38 comments:

  1. You bes forgiven. Ms. Ross made me forget the news too! Good for her!

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  2. Ms. Ross always gets our undivided attention.
    Merry CHRISTmas to the whole Stilton crew.
    Take care, be safe.
    God Bless.
    Griz - Alaska

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  3. Yeah, what Bill the Cat sed!

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  4. Well, after indulging in some fine blended from north of the border, I've determined that Ms. Ross is the "Gift that just keeps giving." Sigh...........

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  5. Miss. Ross is almost as gorgeous as Sarah Huckabee Sanders' pies she baked and brought into April the W/H correspondent..........have a great weekend.......MESA, AZ.

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  6. A cheap trick Doc but you got your forgiveness and to be truthful I could use a break from news the media refuses to mention...........

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    1. Speaking of news the Media refuses to mention, there’s a web site specifically for listing the things that Trump has accomplished: magapill.com.

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  7. Ed I think Sarah ain't to bad looking either and I am a big fan of hers ......pies or no pies...

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  8. Oh, yea. I am reminded of the line by the late George Kennedy in Cool Hand luke:
    "Lord, don't let me go blind."
    Even a news junky like myself needs a break every now and then. I have very tired of sorting the wheat from the chaff. I am tired of the sexual oddities that isn't news.

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  9. Stilt, you shouldn't do that to us early in the morning! I need some help trimming my 🌲. Wonder if the bodacious Miss Ross makes house calls?

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  10. James Daily speaks for me! Thanks for the brief respit from the news, Stilt.

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  11. There was a tree in those photos? Musta missed that.

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  12. Stilt- Whats your opinion on Net Neutrality?

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  13. I think that I'll just whip up a batch of um, er, scotch for the holidays. Merry Christmas everybody.

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  14. Oh Busty, you made me forget what I was going to say.

    Good work.

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  15. And we wonder why women accuse us of sexual harassment.

    But, don't stop providing us with such sweet inspiration.....

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  16. Thanks, Pvt. Slate! And Merry Christmas to all! And Happy New Year! And Happy Any & All Other Holidays, too!

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  17. I'm so old that if Busty accused me of sexual harrassment, it would make my day!

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  18. I once got accused of sexual harassment. The charge read "Assault with a dead weapon". Aahahahahahahahahahahahafartbarf.

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  19. That tree looks might tall, I'd be happy to hold the ladder for Miss Ross. And of course, in the interest of safety, I'd keep a close eye on her as she climbed to the top.

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  20. News cycle? What news cycle? This is a welcome break from that crap, and considering the season, I don't think anyone here would mind if you posted such un-news the rest of the year, Stilton.

    Do us a favor though. No cheap scotch! It's Christmas, dang it! Treat yourself to a nice single malt. Or maybe Fred could fix you up with some of his rheumatiz medicine.

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  21. @Colby Muenster

    "No cheap scotch" reminds me of one of my favorite New Yorker cartoons. A dapper Manhattanite is sitting @ a bar and, as the bartender reaches for the rail, says, "My body is a temple, Jules. Only the good gin."

    Personally, I never developed an appetite for the brown boozes. I hope that doesn't trigger anyone here.

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  22. Looked at my twit thingy and what did I find?

    https://wattsupwiththat.com/2017/12/15/breaking-trump-to-remove-climate-change-as-a-national-security-threat/


    --mech


    Where do we find more of Miss Ross?

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  23. Hoping that it is at least Glen Fiddish.

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  24. @Readers- You know, I kind of thought you wouldn't mind a visit from Busty right about now, especially in her holiday attire. And no, I don't consider this any kind of sexual harassment. Rather, like walking through the Louvre or standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon, it's just about appreciating the view.

    @Anonymous- I don't really have a strong opinion on net neutrality. The Wall Street Journal seems to think the repeal is good-to-neutral news, which strikes me as reasonable. Plus, if Obama was for it I'm reflexively against it.

    @PvtCharlieSlate- Say what you will about Trump (and I frequently do), but he IS getting things done. Not that you'd know it from the media coverage. And by "coverage," I mean they're trying to cover up his actual accomplishments.

    @Colby Muenster- I'm all for enjoying some non-cheap scotch during this holiday season, but I haven't been able to get out to the liquor store for awhile (weird zoning around here) so must rely on my stash of cheap rotgut.

    @Anonymous- To find more of Miss Ross, just keep returning to this site. (grin)

    @Lee the Voice- Bless you, sir, but I'm afraid I'm drinking Clan MacGregor. $13.99 for the 1.75 liter jug. And tastes like it!

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  25. @Readers- Just a reminder - as is always the case, if you click on the cartoon it will appear at a larger, easier to view size. Today is one of those days that it's worth doing!

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  26. Any chance of seeing the uncropped photo showing more legs? Me thinks I notice a red garter belt!!!

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  27. ODE TO Ms BUSTY Ross

    Dear Ms Ross: I like your smile!
    I enjoy your telling us how
    Things are as they are... the whole while
    I am ALWAYS looking at your ...eyes!

    Your wit, your great clothes
    your beautiful hair and ...eyes
    all give me a warm glow!
    Just the truth, I tell no lies!

    And when the day is done, I come
    to Stil's, for the funny stuff!
    But truth be told, a rule of thumb
    It's you I love, and your ...eyes!

    (My attorney said this is NOT harrasment, stalking, or good poetry...nothing litagable!)
    Ha!

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  28. @Readers- I got a fun surprise this morning while looking at the Drudge Report in the...uh...little reading room. I tapped on a headline about Trump eliminating climate change as a security threat, and lo and behold the linked article is headlined by one of my cartoons - complete with attribution!

    @George- Actually, I reframed the cartoon today to show as much as possible already. But nice catch on the garter belt!

    @GeeM- Poetry is still safe under the first amendment around here.

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  29. Excellent kudo for you, sir!
    We all know you are right at Pulitzer level, and it's good to see you appreciated on another level like Breitbart.

    And thank you for the info...if I ever actually write some poetry I'll post it!

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  30. Break out the champaigne (or Clan MacGregor)! You have arrived!

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  31. Despite political differences, it could be interesting if Busty Ross and Lefty Lucy ever did some feminine bonding. We'd of course all behave very well. All that other stuff is in the diversionary news; not here. Stilt: Where do you find such opinionated yet fun women?

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  32. Feel free not to have time to make a cartoon whenever Ms. Ross is around, Mr. J.

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  33. I noticed that the other day. A couple of my favorite blogs intersect. Congratulations, @Stilton!

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  34. AhahahaHahahaha... definitely forgiven.

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  35. (talk about knowing your audience!)

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  36. yeah, I gargle with Scotch frequently, due to the insane audacity of the left, and the Democraps that waste our taxpayer dollars on that BS.

    Hopefully now, I'll be able save some Scotch for celebration.

    They tried bary the kenyon liar, and what did it get them?

    MAGA!

    kinda hard to dig that hole much deeper.

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