These are hard times for satire. After all, the whole idea is to take something and exaggerate it to humorous extremes in order to make a point. But some things just can't be made more extreme or ludicrous than they already are.
Case in point: we have now learned that in the 56 million dollar mansion of pedophile (and likely murder victim) Jeffrey Epstein, there was a large painting of Bill Clinton seductively reclining in a blue dress and red high heels, while pointing his stink finger directly at the viewer.
To say this is troubling is a considerable understatement. Is the painting mocking Clinton and, if so, why? Or is the painting a straight up representation of Clinton's perversion behind closed doors, and a celebration of some weird psycho-sexual bond between the two men?
We may not know art, but we know what makes us want to throw up.
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Autopsy results are in for Jeffrey Epstein, and they aren't going to do anything to reduce the conspiracy theories surrounding the abrupt death of this odious pimp to the powerful. Specifically, the autopsy showed that a number of bones were broken in Epstein's neck, a condition which is more consistent with death by strangulation than by hanging.
As damning as this sounds, doctors say it's theoretically possible Epstein could have broken the bones in his neck with a makeshift noose if he threw himself off the prison cell's top bunk with enough force. Assuming, of course, that the top bunk was about 12 feet off the ground. And had a diving board.
Happily, Epstein's mysterious death is being thoroughly investigated, and we'll eventually learn more when the broken bones in Epstein's neck can be forensically compared with the broken bones soon to be found in the investigators' necks.
Well without a doubt this IS the most disgusting scandal the klintoons have ever been involved with ......So far .....
ReplyDeleteAha! At last we KNOW how Monica's blue dress got stained... "I did not have sex with that woman -- only with her clothing!"
ReplyDeleteHey is its prog double-think. what else would/should one expect? Wonder if Monica has extra security now in light if the movie she plans to release?
ReplyDeleteOh and BTW, since we haven't dealt with the poster child,and I do mean child, of the neo-Red Guard/"progressive" movement, AOC, those and I assume its all of those who comment here, who support the President should now consider themselves racists? Suppose we should pack ourselves off to a prog-run "re-education" camp for salvation?
And perhaps if the President does decide to purchase Greenland (mot likely given the make up of Congress) perhaps all the progs could move there and feel free to set up their own, open borders, free everything prog utopia?
Face it. If you were married to the likes of Hillary you, too, might go over the edge. Image rolling over every morning and having to look at that mug on the pillow beside you.
ReplyDeleteYour cartoons are as brilliant as your commentary...
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Billy probably makes that little blue number work better than Hillary could. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the knee-jerk stupidity of AOC, apparently she reacted to Bibi banning her and Omar from travel to Israel by calling it a Muslim ban. I guess she either doesn't know or doesn't care that 17.8% of Israeli citizens are Muslim. What an utter waste of protoplasm this tool is.
http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/israel-population/
I heard tell that a bunch of Epstein's guards were put on administrative leave. I hope and pray that Barr pursues this to the very end.
ReplyDeleteOops, meant to say AOC was commenting on Omar and Talib not being able to travel to Israel. My comment about AOC's lack of gray matter still stands.
ReplyDeleteA thorough investigation is being conducted... while bugger's island was still controlled (and cleaned up) by Epsteins's people. They all really do think we are the most gullible of idiots.
ReplyDeleteAnother election is coming. Be sure to make the next one count big, and that starts now. Because it's amazing and quite alarming how many seemingly normal and nice people have fully bought into these ongoing liberal antics and the media story. We'd better make a huge, peaceful, & deeply rooted change; or I believe there WILL eventually be another civil war.
The Epstein demise may never be fully solved, like the Kennedy assassination (Pick one), not because there isn't enough information to come to a conclusion, but there is too much conflicting information to come to any one conclusion.
ReplyDeleteAnd re: the Billy-Dress painting: Somewhere, Juanita Broderick, Paula Jones (and other women) are probably laughing themselves sick right this moment.
I can't think of a more fitting end to Billy Jeff and Hilga's being taken seriously.
Fred, apparently the 'administrative leave' started before Epstein's demise.
ReplyDeleteThe U-shaped hyoid bone is generally not totally fused until a person reaches around 40 years of age. It is a "floating" bone, attached to surrounding soft tissue structures in the neck below the floor of the mouth and above the voice box. Depending on the age of the deceased, it can take much force to break it, meaning that Epstein would have had a difficult time breaking it merely from a non-violent strangulation caused by his merely hanging himself not far above the floor. Studies made of fractured hyoid bones in executions show that it takes a sudden, violent force (such as when a prisoner is suddenly dropped 20 feet through the floor of an execution platform with a weight tied to his legs) to fracture the hyoid bone.
ReplyDeleteEpstein's death should be regarded with much suspicion, considering the circumstances surrounding it. I can't wait for such famous forensic pathologists (such as Michael Baden or Cyril Wecht) to perform an autopsy. I hope the exam can be done before someone orders a cremation.
Damn. Not the Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels song "Devil With a Blue Dress On" will be stuck in my mind all day.
ReplyDelete@Geoff: Damn your eyes.
ReplyDelete@Alfonso: Wonder if Epstein's kin are suddenly going to get religion and insist the body be cremated as three days have passed.
@TrickyRicky: I think Omar and Tlaib should be allowed to enter the West Bank. Leaving? Well, that's an entirely different matter...
I read where Slick Willie enjoyed prancing around the former Miss Arkansas wearing her nightie playing his saxophone. Left to the imagination if the former Miss Arkansas also enjoyed playing his sexophone.
ReplyDeleteThose nitwits restricted banned from Israel begs the question of why they do not practice what they preach and enter Israel illegally by crossing the border from a adjacent country.
There was one comment from Slick that Hillary enjoyed drugs. Say what? I really do not know or have heard if Slick ever quit his pharmaceutical habit.
The first time I saw that image of Bubba in the chair, I thought I might have injured my eyes.....Now I am afraid to open them for what I might see next!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw that supposed painting the other day and had to believe that it was some sort of social media prank. I mean, how weird does one have to be for this to be real?
ReplyDeleteBut then again, we are dealing with some seriously weird and depraved people here, so I guess practically anything is possible.
"Is the painting mocking Clinton and, if so, why? Or is the painting a straight up representation of Clinton's perversion behind closed doors, and a celebration of some weird psycho-sexual bond between the two men?"
Or perhaps it was just a statement that Bill Clinton was Epstein's metaphorical bitch. Epstein was supplying Bill's drug of choice and therefore Bill was owned by Epstein.
We may never know, and I'm not really sure that I want to. I mean, it would really be difficult for me to have a lower opinion of the Clintons than I already do.
The World's Most Predicted "Suicide": Another sign of the insanity of our age. Has there ever been an individual in the public eye where it was so assumed that they'd never survive to their trial date by so many people? And then the totally predicted and obvious happens anyway?
Here's an updated list of people associated with the Clintons who have suffered an unnatural death.
@Fish Out of Water, I've been called "racist" by Progressives for my entire life. These days thanks to "intersectionality" where all Progressives causes are interconnected with each other, you can now say something contrary to the Progressive narrative on say, "climate change" and that makes you a racist. Don't like higher taxes? You're a racist. Have a problem with teenage boys in your daughter's locker room? Yup, you're a racist.
ReplyDeleteIf everything is racist, nothing is. The slur hasn't had any effect on my since I was a teenager. In reality, it's just code of "We have no actual viable argument to make. We just don't like you so we'll slur you". I treat it as such.
@Mad celt said "Image rolling over every morning and having to look at that mug on the pillow beside you."
Do you really think that has happened in at least 20 years?
@TrickyRicky said "I guess [AOC] either doesn't know or doesn't care that 17.8% of Israeli citizens are Muslim."
As AOC has proudly said, "Facts don't matter when you're morally right".
Her's is a "post fact" world. She's also part of the "feralization of America". The primary distinction between human beings and the animals is that humans possess an intellect that can override emotions and direct behavior in less destructive and/or more beneficial manners. What these Progressives are really saying is that they are devolving to a lower animal state where they are totally controlled by their emotions, and what intellect they do posses is only devoted to justifying why they are justified in doing so.
Friendship with the Kleentons might get you a free Arkancide.
ReplyDeleteI don't see what the big deal is. Doesn't everybody have a painting on their wall of an ex-president in drag?
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, folks... Petrina Ryan-Kleid, painted this for a fund raiser, and says she was not aware of who bought it. My advice to Ms. Ryan-Kleid is, lock your doors and windows and buy an AR-10 with shiploads of ammo. Better yet, hire about 15 bodyguards and move to the Himalayas.
Fraud Squad being uninvited to Israel... So, Israel came out and said Tlaib could visit after all, since her grandmother lives close by. Then Tlaib changes her mind like a pouting child. I'm sure that really upset Bibi. He's probably completely distraught.
What the heck is wrong with these stupid bimbos' thought processes? Sorry, bitches, but you sling enough insults at me, you're not coming to my house either.
Actually, am thinking of an image of Busty or Lefty Lucy transposed on the image. 😏
ReplyDelete@REM1875- Are you referring to Bill in a dress or Epstein in duress?
ReplyDelete@Pat Cummings- He frocked the hell out of it.
@Fish Out of Water- Monica has nothing to worry about. The Clintons would rather have people paying attention to decades old sex rather than recent coups attempts. Regarding Greenland, columnist Jonah Goldberg (who is always fun to read) makes a pretty good case that acquiring it makes sense if the price is right.
@Mad celt- What you're describing is the stuff of nightmares...
@Susan Fineman- I'm going to be optimistic and take that as a compliment. (grin)
@TrickyRicky- AOC has never been constrained by either facts or thought.
@Fred Ciampi- You have the highest value (and most threatened) prisoner in the federal system, and you assign two guards - one of whom isn't even a real guard?! I'm not buying it.
@TrickyRicky- No problem. The members of the Squad are interchangeable.
@Rod- It seems like I say this every four years (and mean it) but this next election is of critical importance. I see the future of this country hanging by a thread.
@rickn80r- I agree that the truth of Epstein's life and death will never be fully known for the very reason you cite.
@Boligat- What a coincidence!
@Alfonso Bedoya- I'm not buying the suicide story, but doubt that any other forensic pathologists will get access to Epstein's body. Assuming it still exists.
@Geoff King- I can help with the earworm. Just relax, take a deep breath, and imagine the 5th Dimension singing: "Bill! I love you so, and always will..." You're welcome.
@M. Mitchell Marmel- I agree with all three points.
@james daily- Bill Clinton prancing around in a nightie while playing the saxophone is probably the least sexy thing I can imagine. Well, other than Ruth Bader Ginsburg doing a pole dance.
@Glenda T Goode- I think we're all getting to the point where we're peeking through our fingers.
@John the Econ- I think your interpretation of the Clinton painting is a likely one. Regarding Epstein, it's impossible for me to imagine that there WASN'T a conversation that went like "If he DOES try to kill himself, wouldn't it be a good idea to have a video camera recording the interior of his cell?" An idea which, obviously, wasn't implemented. I'm not buying the narrative.
I agree that the word "racist" has lost its punch among the sane. It's been overused to the point that it's meaningless now. And I further agree that we're living in a "post fact" world in which those like AOC can flourish. God help us all.
@Unknown- You're less likely to die from being close to an ebola patient than being close to the Clintons.
@Colby Muenster- To be completely serious, I think the painting is hilarious and kicks Bill Clinton in the ass. Whatever deviant interpretation Epstein wanted to bring to it is another matter. Regarding the anti-Israel "squad" members, Israel is quite right to keep them out.
@Regnad Kcin- Great colostomy joke. Of course, my sense of humor is odd.
@Fish Out of Water- Now you're talking!
I don't suppose it could be as simple a just another "Pull my finger" joke? Nah. And who would want to? It's not clear what the artist intended; but when the boys got it: This is some kind of childish insiders' joke, a scoreboard or challenge, or bragging rights.
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