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On Tuesday, September 10, we'll finally see the great debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. An epic confrontation which will at last answer the question on everyone's mind: is it even possible for that whiny, nasal, cackling female hyena (with the sporadic Stepin Fetchit accent) to get out a cogent sentence that makes sense? At least when her boss was onstage, he made it damn clear that he beat Medicare.
Kamala's people are already laying the groundwork to explain her likely failure by saying that the debate rules, which were specifically demanded by Joe Biden, will disadvantage her. For instance, she'll be handicapped by the fact that Trump's microphone will be turned off while she's speaking, raising the very real danger that people will hear what she's saying. Additionally, there will be no studio audience to cheer riotously when Kamala mentions her love of Venn diagrams, yellow school buses, the difference between being strong and being a bitch, soaking collard greens in her bathtub, and her promise that someday children will be able to see the moon with their own eyes.
Still, it's likely that Harris will get an eensy-weensy iota of help from the ABC moderators when it comes to the questioning. Having previously stated that she intends to confiscate guns, pull the plug on free speech, and outlaw fracking, we'll all be leaning in to our TV sets when she's finally put on the spot and asked what her favorite color is. Trump, on the other hand, will be asked if he's given up rape during the campaign, why he wants to destroy democracy, and how long it will take him to grow a little Hitler mustache. There is also an unconfirmed rumor that while he's answering, the moderators will take shots at Trump's ear with BB guns.
And speaking of shots, let's each knock back a drink every time Kamala uses the phrase "convicted felon" on Tuesday night and see if we're still conscious by the end of the debate. Or want to be.
FROM THE 2020 VAULT: AGING RACIST TEAMS WITH SKANKY WOMAN OF COLOR!
History was made Tuesday afternoon when Joe Biden's hand, resting limply on a Ouija Board planchette, was aggressively guided to a picture of Senator Kamala Harris - thereby making her the official Democrat candidate for vice president of the United States.
Of course, when drummed out of the actual presidential nomination process, Harris said it was because Democrats (those misogynistic racist bastards) just weren't ready to vote for a "strong woman of color" - a trend which we hope to see repeated in November.
She also wasn't shy about accusing Biden himself of a long, long history of racism...
While none of the finalists on Joe's potential VP list were any good, we have to admit in complete honesty that we find Ms. Harris the most odious of the lot. Even her nomination is a sad day for our nation.
(wishes the grownups would take back over)
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ReplyDeleteAye. There's the rub!
I wouldn't put it past the ABC news people to "slip up" and leave one or the other mics open at the proper time so Word Salad Annie gets a chance to use her "I'm speaking" ploy. It would be the height of irony if President Trump were to have the opportunity to use it first...
ReplyDeleteI am still not going to give up the idea that the Demo_Rats will try to use the 22nd Amendment against President Trump. There's still time for them to find "previously unknown" irregularities in the 2020 election count and for them to claim Trump actually was elected and therefore cannot run again. The Demo_Rats are evil enough to try it when Word Salad Annie totally fails Tuesday, just like Gropey Joe did on June 27th.
The person who came up with the term “word salad” is brilliant!!!
DeleteAgree with a lot of what was said above. Harris will say ANYTHING but not do ANYTHING she claims will be done. The past 4 years are a clear indication of that. White House leadership vacancy - we don't need a repeat of that.
ReplyDeleteEven Bernie "the commie" Sanders says the quiet part out loud. She's a lying dog-faced pony soldier.
Deletehttps://legalinsurrection.com/2024/09/bernie-pragmatic-kamala-is-not-abandoning-her-progressive-ideals-just-doing-what-she-thinks-is-right-to-win-the-election/
I have yet to see a single Harris/Walz sign or bumper sticker, even in the uber-leftist university district. That the media repeats that race is the least bit close is a gaslight op. All Trump has to do during the debate is keep his ego in check and let Kamala ramble incoherently like Biden did. Can he do that? We'll see.
ReplyDeleteBy the same token, there have been sightings of Trump signs posted in deepest darkest blue Arlington County Va.
DeleteSo simple, yet so difficult for Trump.
DeleteJust what we needed on a dreary Monday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufG0WC2Osuo
ReplyDeleteI like it!
DeleteWhy is this type of forum always dropping my screen name ? it's not just here.
DeleteThey must be pretty desperate about her chances to win by dragging out the nutty professor, Bernie Sanders, to assure their peeps she doesn't really want to do all the things she's proclaiming she will do and will just go back to her normal commie self after being elected. How bad is their candidate that she has to hide from everyone without a teleprompter? This is the most ridiculous election I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteFour years ago Gropey Joe hid in his basement all year and yet he still "won". This year, only the name has changed but the plan is the same. The Demo_Rats expect to steal the election again.
DeleteNot directly related to the debate, however, this does represent the stakes in this election: https://youtu.be/ATZUKspkvxc
ReplyDeleteIt amazes me that the race is still "neck and neck". Are there that many uninformed idiots in the USA? But as history has shown there have been plenty of gullible folks who thought socialism was going to be just great. When buyer remorse kicks in then its just a tad too late.
ReplyDeleteDon't believe its a matter of uniformed/undecided voters(idiots). Its that the democratic machine is pulling out all stops to keep Trump from returning to office.
DeleteIt's a lot easier to sell the fake votes when you fake the polls first to justify those numbers.
DeleteHE DID IT! Trump got it in first, "wait a minute, I'm talking!" I was the high point so far.
ReplyDeleteABC violated their own rule. Dead mic when other was speaking - naw man, thats boring, lets throw a grenade in the room and walk away and see what happens.
ReplyDeleteI must say I managed to suffer through the entire s--t show. I was somewhat impressed with Trump's mostly controlled demeanor. As far as Cackles Kamal-toe, I would have paid good money to take a few swings with a baseball bat at her lying pie-hole every time a verifiable l;ie came tumbling out. The disgusting attitude that succubus displayed coupled with intentional lies was enough to turn even the strongest stomach.
ReplyDeleteReally? Inflation is the lowest it's ever been? Trump had the highest inflation of ever? Don't believe what public records and your own eyes tell you, just believe whatever WE tell you!
I didn't think it was possible to loathe and despise that witch or the Marxist party plans she wants to foist on America, I was wrong.
That's alright, the 'moderators' came up with a lot of 'fact checks' that are proveable bare-faced lies themselves.
DeleteI was pretty disappointed at Trump. She gave him soooo many opportunities, and he fumbled the ball. that being said, I was pretty pissed that Trump had to not only debate The Cackler, but had to debate the panelists as well. Muir is a total POS, and the little snarky bitch with him wasn't much better. They kept throwing "fact checks" at Trump, but gave Cackles a total pass.
ReplyDeleteTrump will do better when they debate on Fox (right after hell freezes over).
When will Stilton do a post featuring ben & jerry's new "Willies and Cream" flavored ice cream with Der Kamalissar on the carton?
ReplyDeleteThey were warned it was going to happen…and it happened on canada first !!!
ReplyDeleteWatch for more farmer’s fields to be picked clean by the imported locusts, maybe even ones that know the difference between cow corn and sweet corn, but it wouldn’t matter to them they’d take it anyway along with the livestock it was intended for.
https://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2024/09/14/more-pavilions-at-folkfest-56/
*sigh* that should be 'in Canada', I swear this board tries to make people sound like e-mail scammers.
DeleteOff topic but it seems you may be the best to address this. Write a new song with a working title "Ground Control to Major Kong" To the similar titled tune. Maybe include something related to the current pager and walkie talkie messages in the Middle east.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Mech
First it was "You have to vote for the bill to find out what is in it"
ReplyDeleteNow it's "You have to vote for Kommiela to find out what her policies are"
Would love to see a meme with a nice picture of Kommiela with a large caption
ReplyDelete"BEWARE OF SMILING MARXISTS!!"
Another good reason not to 'go green' as if anyone needed one...the thing about solar panels is they don't even have to work to explode ;)
ReplyDeleteGood targeting though, the people in the street don't often get any electricity from panels, only the terrorists and supporters do.
https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2024/09/20/lebanese-media-rooftop-solar-panels-explode-in-beirut/
Finally, I see that someone other than I is using the name "Word Salad Annie" for our current oh-so-wonderful Vice President:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/09/20/nolte-exasperated-oprah-interrupts-to-answer-border-question-for-vapid-vp/
It's there in the second paragraph. I don't know why that name isn't more widely used. It's perfect for Kamalatoe!
I don't want another debate. I want to see a televised lie detector test with Trump and Harris. Each time someone lies they get an electric shock and each subsequent lie they get an increase in volts.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea except the machines are notoriously inaccurate and largely inadmissible in court, even if you don't really need one for kablabla, and who decides what the parameters and settings are ? cnn ? abc ? the dnc...wait, that's repeating myself...
DeleteI'd like a media that asked real, serious questions that the electorate would like answered. But that hasn't existed for decades now.
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