Sadly, their new slogan "Two C**ts At Once!" didn't test well. "Joe Biden" has officially stepped down, though we...

Although not officially confirmed at the time of this writing, it sounds like Joe "I Beat Medicare" Biden is going to announce tha...

Thank God, Trump is still alive. Sadly, a former fire chief who shielded his family with his own body is not. Nor is the rooftop shooter, wh...