Friday, March 3, 2017

A Whiter Shade of Fail

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At President Trump's wildly successful speech to Congress, female Democrats decided to show that they're tough, serious, and independent-minded by all dressing the same, the first opportunity many have had since serving as bridesmaids back in the days of the Eisenhower administration.

Theoretically, the decision for the ladies to wear white was to show their support for women's suffrage...which was codified into law 92 years ago. Disappointingly, none of the Dem dames wore anything to show their support for abolition. Racist much, ladies?

BONUS: FRANKEN, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

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We don't know all the details of the accusations against Attorney General Jeff Sessions because, and we state this firmly and for the record, we don't give a rat's ass.

For Sessions to have taken part in a Russian conspiracy to elect Donald Trump, there would have to have been a Russian conspiracy to elect Donald Trump. Not only is there no evidence of this, but the whole premise makes no sense.

Whereas Trump was simply free-associating about the possibility of a better relationship with the Kremlin while on the stump, Hillary quietly approved the sale of 20% of America's uranium reserves to the Russians. Moreover, with her bungled Russian "reset" program as Secretary of State, Hillary had already clearly demonstrated to Putin that, if elected, she would be far easier to manipulate than the wildcard Trump.

We're hoping that Jeff Sessions stands tough against the current accusations and that Trump stands behind him. The "Russian Conspiracy" is nonsense of a high order...and the last resort of a failing and flailing political party.

25 comments:

Geoff King said...

It seems the left will stop at nothing to further erode the miniscule amount of credibility they still possess. From the fake outrage over Kellyanne Conway's legs on the worthless Oval Office couch (in front of the highly historic Resolute Desk that Øbitchboy regularly put his feet on and Billybob Clinton got a blowjob under), to the meaningless white attire at Trump's speech (which made them look more like they were at a KKK rally than anything else), it appears that mental derangement has struck them all.
Al Franken, on the other hand, will always be that drunken baggage handler in "Trading Places" to me.

Anonymous said...

I have heard that the demobrats have began a movement to ban Melania and Ivanka from entering the white house. They were both caught using Russian dressing on their salads.

Judi King said...

IF there was a Russian conspiracy to help Trump get elected, wouldn't that point to SOME failing, unacceptable traits of hillary? If so, what are the libtards trying to prove?
Right on, Geoff!

Judi King said...

Sen. Sessions MAY have shook the Russian ambassador's hand when he was on the Senate Arm Services Commission DURING THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S REIGN. Also the Russian ambassador visited the White House 22 times during that same reign ( 2009-2016) Where was the outrage then? People living in DC in certain circles meet other people living in DC all the time. BIG DEAL!

REM1875 said...

al freaken vs Jeff Sessions -- not too hard to figure out which one is the failed comedian.

Fred Ciampi said...

Maybe they were wearing white to show that they're all virgins ... again. And how do I put my picture on here?

fartingmonk said...

Nicely said

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TrickyRicky said...

I don't know, when I think of Ladies In White, I think of the brave dissidents in Cuba who risk life and limb and imprisonment to protest the vile totalitarian Cuban regime. Which the democrats seem to adore. Ignorant and proud of it, apparently. Go figure. And go take a long walk off of a short pier.

Damn, where's my "coffee"?

Redleger said...

Here's what I think about all the crap coming from inside the beltway





Enough Said

Emmentaler Limburger said...

While we're at it, let's talk about a real conspiracy to get someone elected! The democrats wisely chose Franken as their spokesman in this witch hunt because he's an obvious EXPERT at using such treachery to gain political office! Just look at the miraculous birth of new votes - and voters - during the "recount" by which he was "elected"...

chef621 said...


Holder is now saying Obummer is "ready to go." He has moved Valarie Jarrett into his mansion. The left is trying full force to impeach DJT. I don't think it is going to happen. If Trump is in because the Almighty had anything to do with it, he will remain in. Sorry snowflakes you will lose again. Aren't you tired of losing yet? Haven't you learned yet? Go for it.....embarrass yourselves again!

rickn8or said...

Emmentaler, I must respectfully disagree; if there WAS a conspiracy, Al "Dull-Normal" Franken couldn't find it any more than he could find his ass with both hands and a flashlight.

I think all the treachery to gain political office was done on his behalf; he's not smart enough to come up with that on his own, let alone carry it off.

Geoff King, we both have to have the same mental image of Franken.

John the Econ said...

One of my favorite Internet memes lately has been "Want more Trump? Because this is how you get more Trump". In other words, having not yet figured out that the ascendancy of Donald Trump is largely due to America's growing tired of Progressive silliness, Democrats seem determined to double-down on their jackassery. It's clear that on Monday, that the Democrats had no established "Abort!" signal when it became clear to everyone else that their stunt was going to backfire; Trump emerged as "Presidential" for the first time in 2 years, while the Democrats marched out looking like powerless, petulant children.

Again, I've never been a Trump fan, but I sure did enjoy that.

The Sessions Fiasco: It's cute that the Democrats are now concerned about Russian interference. This certainly wasn't the case when pretty much everything known now was known 6 months ago, but since Hillary was "inevitable" back then it just didn't seem to matter.

If there was only half the hysteria when Obama was caught in an open-mic back in 2012 letting the Russians know that he'd have "more flexibility" after his re-election.

In fact, until very recently Democrats were quite okay with bigots, racists, and Russian sleeper agents in their midst. In fact, there was a time within living memory when it was almost a requirement. So I'm finding it difficult to get too excited about any of this.

That said, I still think that Sessions is an idiot for giving the Democrats anything in his answers that fail to assure people that there is no appearance of impropriety. Until Republicans just assume that they'll be held to a higher standard that Democrats (as unfair as that may seem) they will get caught up in this kind of distraction.

Ben Rumson said...

Perfect!
I never thought he was funny back in the Frankin/Davis days of SNL which has been unwatchable for me since about 1980 or so.
Now he is just a dull slug elected by true fraud.

Colby Muenster said...

I just hope the libtards keep it up! "Give 'em enough rope," and all that. They seem to be so deeply obsessed with Trump bashing and doing The Curly Shuffle over anything and everything Russian, that they are failing to notice that the Trump agenda is moving on full steam ahead, totally unabated by their childish BS.

I had to chuckle a bit when I looked at the Fox News website today, and there were photos and names of seven Democraps who met with the Russian Ambassador. I wonder what tomorrow's Democrap Trump crisis will be?

@Fred Ciampi,
I see you blog using Google. You put a photo on your Google account page, and it will show when you blog. I found my photo on the internet somewhere; that's not really me giving the Bronx cheer, but that's how I feel towards the snowflakes right now. Idiotic, impetuous, sophomoric, ignorant, self righteous, holier than thou, hypercritical, hypocritical, moonbat turds; all of them!

Sometime I'll tell y'all how I really feel.

Fred Ciampi said...

Thanks Colby. I'll try to figure it out. I have no idea how I got stuff on Google. I may have to ask on of my grand children how........

Paul D Garber said...

Does this mean we are gonna see ALL Democratic women in The Senate & House dressed forevermore in white burkas? Don't they know the days of scamming for ObamaScare are over? As far as Mal Franken is concerned, I've said it before, he's still in the entertainment business...Just now as a clown. Unfortunately his competition will be unbearable since Ringling Brothers Barnum & Baily Circus has folded. He'll have to compete with a far superior class of clowns now.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Geoff King- Suddenly the Dems are hyperventilating over preposterously small transgressions from anyone associated with Trump, after 8 years (and more) of ignoring gross malfeasance in office. It's annoying - but it also smells pleasantly like panic.

@Anonymous- Well, if Melania's salads are espionage related, the authorities should Caesar immediately.

@Judi King- Putin had a lot to gain from Hillary being in office; not the least of which would have been 30,000 hacked emails he probably still has in his back pocket.

Regarding this malarkey with Sessions, I just can't make myself care.

@REM1875- Franken is laughable but not funny. Then again, that's hardly new for him.

@Fred Ciampi- If the outfits mean they're all virgins again, I hope the picture gets leaked to potential terrorists who'll rethink the afterlife. And as far as adding your picture to your comments, I have no idea how that works. Frankly, it's a miracle that we're all blogging here again at all! (grin)

@Fartingmonk- Hmm. I see little boxes which suggest you may have added icons or something to your post, but it's not showing up for me. Then again, my computer burns coal.

@TrickyRicky- The Cuban Ladies in White are heroes. These bleached-out bimbos are an embarrassment.

@Redleger- How cryptic!

@Emmentaler Limburger- You make an excellent point! Franken, of all people, knows how to cook the books on elections.

@chef621- Apparently Obama forced the intelligence agencies to spy on Trump and Trump's people before the election, which is stunningly draconian. Then he changed the law to make it easier to leak the ill-gotten information. Now, Barry has moved Valerie Jarrett into his home (man, THERE'S a face you don't want to see over morning coffee) and has Eric Holder at the ready, all so they can harass Trump.

I'd like to see President Trump get proactive and find legally damning crap on ALL of them...and then start rolling out prosecutions. Or maybe he should find out if Obama really okayed the mission to take out Bin Laden, or (as I believe) that the mission took place despite being cancelled for the umpteenth time by Jarrett and Obama. I'd love for that to leak out!

@rickn8or- You make a good point that Franken seems to lack the intelligence to pull off such a scheme.

@John the Econ- I was face-palming the other day when I saw a clip from some "news" network in which a guest mentioned Obama's open microphone "more flexibility" remark, and the anchorwoman just drew a total blank. She had no idea what the guest was talking about. We increasingly live in two different political worlds, with the Lefties being especially insulated from facts we know to be true.

@Ben Rumson- Franken's big gift, comedically, is that he's got a funny face. I'm not saying that as an insult - I'm saying that as a semi-professional comedian giving my expert opinion. Unfortunately for Franken, having a goofy puss works better for doing stand up than for being taken seriously in Congress.

@Colby Muenster- It's funny to see the number of Democrats who are suddenly being shown to have met with the Russians. Are they all guilty by association? Works for me!

And thanks for the explanation of how the picture system works on Blogger. I really should update the picture I'm using; it was taken before Obama took office, and the intervening years have taken their toll. I now look like the ragged hermit who would sprint up to the camera in Monty Python episodes and declare "It's...!"

Fred Ciampi said...

There, I tried the picture thingy. Now we'll see if it works or I have to grovel to my wonderful grandchildren.....

Fred Ciampi said...

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

JustaJeepGuy said...

Have I mentioned lately how much I loathe all Demo_Rats?

Anonymous said...

Damn we would have missed you Stilton. Welcaome back

Noor al Haqiqa said...

Oh! I found you again!
White clothing on Dem ladies.... rofl.
Now men who are against circumcision (a worthy cause) ... have take up wearing white shirts and pants with red splotches in the crotch.
Madness. Just madness.
I KNEW you couldn't stay away too long ~ you are a slave to the journalist that rages within!