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Monday, July 16, 2018

Vlad Tidings

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"We won't Barry you."
The very idea of President Trump having a summit meeting with Vladimir Putin has thrown the Left into towering paroxysms of rage, terror, and confusion unseen since...well...actually we see them pitch these hysterical hissy fits all the time about pretty much everything, be it gender-binary bathrooms, a cartoon of a vegan-offending egg in a salad emoji, or the terrifying possibility of trade wars raising the price of Chinese-made pussy hats.

The stated fear of those on the Left is that Trump won't have the strength to stand up against Putin, whom they believe to be some sort of mighty warrior commanding the superior economic, technological, and military resources which have made modern day Russia into the White Wakanda. Which ironically has a small element of truth, in that Wakanda is pure fiction, too (but please don't tell this to Progressives - it would break their hearts).

The irony here is that those on the Left seemingly had no problem with Saint Soetoro, just prior to his reelection, whispering (so as not to tip off those pesky American voters) that he would be offering Putin much more "flexibility" (about freaking missile deployment, no less) after the election.

That's the kind of flexibility which is most closely associated with the generous use of KY Jelly, and which was emblematic of Barry's method of "assuming the position" for every "tough guy" state in the world, be it Russia, Iran, North Korea, or a jihadi califate. Not for nothing was his leadership strategy accurately described as "bleeding from behind."

We're also a bit confused by the Left's insistence that Trump can be easily shoved around. Aren't they the ones who've been calling him Hitler since the day he took office?! Say what you will about old Adolf, but he didn't exactly have a reputation for being a pushover in his dealings with Russia or anyone else. But then, those on the Left aren't exactly exalted for their knowledge of history.

Here at Stilton's Place, we're certainly not expecting much positive to come out of the meeting between Trump and Putin, but we're also not expecting to lose anything at all. And after 8 years of Obama, that's still a glorious feeling.

27 comments:

Regnad Kcin said...

Yeah, Vlad, the Florsheim's on the other foot now. DJT has been practicing his barracuda smile on Air Force 1 all the way to the workers' paradise. Would love to be a fly on the wall for this one. Sic 'em, POTUS !..............

REM1875 said...

Obongo's lip marks all over russian rear ends ---brilliant diplomacy
Trump admits Russia exist -----criminal collusion!!!

Mike Porter said...

Amen, brother. And FFS - why does Fox News have on former Obama advisors and cabinet members? Just (paste lie here) and be done with it. I'm 'this' close to cutting the cable. Sorry man, bet you can't guess what I'm watching now.

B Martin said...

When the Rupert Murdoch kids took positions of authority Fox News started being low profile liberal.

McChuck said...

Mike - The younger generation has pushed out the old owner and managers. The owner's sons are good progressive communists, just like all their friends from Yale and Harvard.

In related news - WASHINGTON (AP) — "President Donald Trump’s lament this week that immigration is “changing the culture” of Europe echoed rising anti-immigrant feelings on both sides of the Atlantic, where Europe and the United States are going through a demographic transformation that makes some of the white majority uncomfortable.

Historians and advocates immediately denounced Trump’s comments, saying such talk would encourage white nationalists."


Don't you love it when historians denounce current events? As all proper herstorians note, massive invasions never alter the culture of the people living in a certain geographic region. Just look at how well the Anglos adapted and disappeared into the native cultures here in North America.

Fish Out of Water said...

"..assuming the position.." Besides unpleasant visuals of my prostate exams (glory, immortality and riches to the person who can come up with a less invasive method to check the prostate), I get flashbacks to the Worst Electoral Mistake since the Peanut Farmer from Plains Ga, bowing before the Japanese Emperor.

Mark Matis said...

I hate to break this to you, McCheuck, but Daddy is a Rove Republican, and thus the channel was owned by them and theirs. And his co-investor, Prince Alwaleed, was Saudi. As a result, Fox has always been a shill for Karl Rove and the House of Saud. They have the same end goal as the Clintons and Barry Sotero and Soros et al. The only difference is that they want to go there slightly slower, and have a different set of cronies to slop at the government trough whilst en route.

Davos and the Bilderbergs explains it all. Anyone welcome there is a filthy piece of lying shit.

Bruce Bleu said...

"Vlad tidings"... "Barry you"... Stilt, you SLAY me.
The left may be averse to Trump's "no bowing" persona because of their affection for "Bath-house Barry" who would bow to ANYONE to both show America's subservience to them AND "present" his bootie-hole to those who'd like to sodomize him, (I wonder if Moochbacca ever "traveled the Khyber Pass" with lamont?).
Well, thanks again for your continued efforts to reveal the truth!

Geoff King said...

It is doubtful that much of anything will be accomplished by the Trump/Putin meeting, except perhaps a slight easing of tensions. However, you can bet that the Donald will not be giving away any more of our uranium.

James Daily said...

The Putin/Trump meeting is very important for international relations. President Trump sort of told what it would be about with his British visit. Muslims, NATO, culture and violence are probably at the top of the agenda. With Putin and the U.S. pulling out of the middle east, they will have a discussion about moving that action to what were European countries, Germany, France and England are fine examples. What makes this important is that each country is spending money it doesn't have to support these dead beats that are going to warp each country until it is unrecognizable. Sort of like Chicago and Detroit on a larger scale.
As far as President Trump being a Putin stooge, that is laughable. He wanted the crook as President as he owned her lock, stock and barrel. President Trump is a dyed in the wool Capitalist while the Crook has always been a psychopathic Socialist and wannabe Communist.

TrickyRicky said...

Pretty sure our president won't be taking a red plastic RESET button to the meeting. And the left has the gall to call DJT unserious.

Fish Out of Water said...

It seems a reporter was kicked out of the press conference. Could it have been the Confused News Network reporter?

Judi King said...

I'm drinking my "Ice Capp" and enjoying the misery of the left.....if only they would realize how honestly miserable they really are.

John the Econ said...

Great cartoon, on many levels. One of the best examples of Progressive self-delusion is the notion that it's somehow not-Democrats who wished to and have been colluding with Russia, or that Russia wished to collude with Trump and Republicans when they already had an operating non-sleeping agent serving their interests that was an "inevitable" next resident of the White House, or that Russia had been colluding with America's left for nearly a century.

And of course, let's not forget the infamous Obama-Hillary "reset" with Russia: It's clearly a failure, but only because Trump won?

But as @Stilton points out, don't try too hard to apply logic to any of this. The left has no coherent agenda, beyond going full Marxist. (Rebranded as "Democratic Socialism") So what we end up having to listen to is the shrill and unhinged right-brained tantrums.

And you're right, @Stilton. Trump is the worst Hitler ever.

As I've said before, the best part of the always-at-level-11 outrage circus from the left is that it really doesn't matter what Trump does, and he knows it. This gives him incredible power to do substantial things, like appointing serious jurists to conducting serious foreign policy. If the price for taking a solid stand on any issue is the same as being squishy, then why be squishy? He's teaching the GOP a lesson I've been trying to get them to understand for decades. You are going to be hated the same no matter what you do, so why not be an adult and do some good for a change?

This is how we got Trump. And if people don't figure out the lesson, it's how we're going to get more Trump.

Rod said...

In the 90's I worked off and on in Russia, Siberia and a couple of still for practical purposes Russian influenced satellite nations, starting not long after the Soviet Party dissolved (but didn't go completely away). I like the Russian people and find the nation fascinating.

As for political drift, it's often confusing which nation is changing at the quicker pace: Russian becoming more Capitalistic (& they are good at it); or USA becoming more Socialist. And both have what we here are currently calling "deep states"; IMO they always will have. Bottom line: We've a lot in common and we would all make much better friends than enemies.

IMO our biggest problem now is mainly with the damned media and how it's being controlled; and that's in part because we have a lot of ignorant children, hidden agendas, and dumb-shits in our electorate.

Colby Muenster said...

Coffee spew award goes to... Stilton!

I always assumed that, when Barry was talking about flexibility, he was planning on taking some contortionist classes or yoga or something, to better perform ALL positions of the ObamaSutra with his buddy Vlad.

Nope, Putin is NOT going to get promised flexibility unless he does something really off the wall like stepping down and allowing real elections (in Russia that is). I doubt anything substantial will come of this meeting, but think it would be a real knee slapper if Trump somehow got Putin to give back the uranium and demand his money back from Shrillary.

Doug M said...

GMTA, ol' son, GMTA.

DP said...

" ...thrown the Left into towering paroxysms of rage, terror, and confusion..."

Vlad (possibly): " So if I can't get anything more from Hilary for what I have on the Clintons, how about I give it to you, and you give me Soros ?"

Gee M said...

Much the same as the "Exchange Student" program, I would like to try the "Exchange Leader," obviously without access to first hand intell programs, and starting with Putin...
let Strozk deal with a Mad KGB hardass (1 smirk=1 kneecap) for a month.
The idea needs a bit of fine tuning, but it seems workable.

[Sen. Schumer, President Putin will see you now]

Dan said...

I was wishing President Trump would come out from the meetings, hold up a thumb drive, and smile.

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Linda Fox said...

The screaming about "treason" has skyrocketed. Likely this is a scripted moment. What might follow it worries me - a coup that takes out Trump (and, possibly, Pence and other GOP leadership).

I'm not paranoid - a man with a gun already tried to take out many GOP congressmen just last year.

Rod said...

@ Linda et al: This kind of crap has been scripted and quickly distributed for immediate, widespread, and simultaneous use for a long time; at least since Trump became a real political threat. I understand why people & organizations at the top of Trump's opposition would not want to be ID'd nor this method they coordinate exposed & discussed.. but STILL I am ignorant about how this happens so well. I'd really like to know more about how the "Deep Network" functions. [Q:] Is there any accurate reading material available about that?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Dang it, circumstances have kept me from being able to respond to all the great comments above (including taking time today to write tomorrow's blog entry about the media meltdown over Trump's Q&A press conference). But I'm here! Well, until I get to the end of this sentence (grin).

Gee M said...

Worry not, Ms Fox.
A coup where the President is at risk is just not gonna happen.
The US Military loves Donald, L.E. love the President and this country, millions of die-hard patriots in all da parties love this country too much,and if all goes to hell in a handbaaket (not too likely) remember that the Border Patrol and ICE are loyal and armed quite heavily. And THEY love the President!
Seriously...I wouldn't worry.
After all, we go to the Circus for entertainment, not for lifestyle inspiration.
The only Red gonna flow is the Senate and the House in the midterms!

James Daily said...

Rod: Being a news junkie, I go to many sites every day. There are a few very conservative sites but again, even I do not trust them completely. The old adage of believing nothing you hear and half of what you read works pretty good. A case in point is Putin saying Browder dropped $400M into the Clinton campaign. If that got 10 seconds on any news MSM, I would be surprised. That should have blown up the news but it did not. Secondly, on that we will have to wait until some journalist with minimum integrity flushes it out. Then, too, I cannot believe old sticky fingers would not take out her La Mordida as it was passed down. Also, I read Rush every day and he has great insight on what is going on behind the scenes. That reading is a must.

Gee M said...

http://americanactionnews.com/articles/putin-s-bombshell-claim-about-hillary