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Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Hi Way to Hell

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He's also alleged to have dated a porn star named Misty Meener.
Remember Monday, when we said we don't really want to spend a lot of time hashing over the ongoing minutiae of the "impeachment" crap? Well, we weren't kidding. So here's a cartoon, and the Democrats and the media can go screw themselves. What we lack in subtlety, we make up for in brevity!

Meanwhile, with a sudden uptick in public appearances by Hillary Clinton, we're getting an uncomfortable feeling that - as we've predicted all along - the old biddy really might be preparing for a deus ex machina entrance into the 2020 Presidential race. She will claim that she's the only one who can beat Trump because "I did it once before!" (Note: we made that quote up, but we'd bet good money that you'll be hearing it from her withered lips before long).

With these thoughts in mind, and because Halloween decorating has entered our thoughts (hey, it's October!), we've created a singularly creepy piece of art that we call "waiting in the shadows"...

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Download a high-rez, printable version of this picture for Halloween by clicking this link!
As Count Floyd would say, "That's real scary, boys and girls! Ah-wooooo!"

Of course, the person who should be most scared of Hillary right now is the alleged "whistleblower" at the heart of the latest Trump coup attempt. Why? Because the actual accusations against the President won't hold water, but it would look pretty bad for Trump if the whistleblower suddenly had an "accident" of the kind that Hillary can probably arrange in her sleep by now.

Think about it: the whistleblower's statement is already on record, but a dead whistleblower can't be called before investigating committees or be forced to reveal the names of leakers and conspirators. It's a Democrat dream come true!

Such an event would cast just enough suspicion on Trump (with a big push from the media) that he would likely be unelectable. But could such a thing really happen? Well, it's already being reported that the whistleblower is under "federal protection" out of assassination fears...which sounds like journalistic "priming the pump" for a murder scenario which may have already been scripted.

Mind you, this is all wild ass speculation on our part...but anyone who isn't experiencing a bit of paranoia at this point just isn't paying attention.

49 comments:

TMay said...

I have been hearing that the whistleblower is not a whistleblower, but a leaker, because all he/she had was having allegedly heard other people talking, and didn't even get the facts right, now that we have heard the real conversation, and even Schiff said his own version was a parody.

BWMAGA said...

I’m just wondering if the same contractor who took out Epstein was also contracted to handle the whistle blower and whether or not the Clintons arranged a two for one price to take both?

Pat Cummings said...

Even paranoids can have deadly enemies, @Stilton! And with the Clintons in the picture, it's a certainty.

Like that awesome picture,. with its super-creepy vibe. It's going in my Halloween gallery!

Velveeta Processed Cheese Food said...

I've thought all along Hillary will try to jump in the race at the right moment. What with Biden about gone you've got Bernie, who's been bought off once, Big Chief Warren, whom I suspect even the Dims know is unelectable by the country at large, and a tin of mixed nuts. Soon Hillary can step up to save the party and the country, yada yada yada.

By the way, check out the comments on the linked assassination article. Foaming at the mouth, bat-guano crazy libs all of them. They don't seem to like us much.

Jason Anyone said...

"She will claim that she's the only one who can beat Trump because "I did it once before!"

Oh yeah, don't she and her Hill da Bots love to say how "she won the popular vote". And here is my stock answer each and every time.

I love hearing people talk about "the" popular vote, as if we had "an" election. The fact is, on 11/8/2016 (and on every other day when it comes time to choose a president), there were 50 presidential elections held across the United States. And Donald Trump won the popular vote in 30 of those 50. So, in reality, Trump won the popular votes.

Bobo the Hobo said...

As @BWMAGA pointed out, wasn’t Epstein under federal protection?

Jim Irre said...

Do we even know the whistleblowers identity? If not, how are we going to know if the Clinton syndicate murdered the right person? Just throwing a bit of corn starch into the plot!

ericwrites said...

There may not be a dead whistle blower, because, just suppose there is a canal that made up the whole scheme. But they need a dead whistleblower because they may not be able to produce a live one. Would the dead one be identified? I doubt it. I love in anticipation of the movie or book coming out beating some semblance of truth. Alas I'm nearing eighty years and won't be here to see or read it.

Sortahwitte said...

One more time, I feel like we're watching the "Ickey Shuffle". And while we are watching the fool jackasses perform, some thing important is happening off to the left. Left. Get it? If her public should propel hildracula into the race, who would fight for the chance to be prezzy after she swallows her tongue? Talk about a 20 person dim vp debate. I shudder.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

I'm idly curious what would happen if someone should pour a bucket of water on Hitlery...

NITZAKHON said...

It would not surprise me at all if Her Heinous did precisely that.

Unknown said...

Is the whistleblower being guarded by the same people that were watching Epstein?

Snark said...

My money is that there is an assassination of Trump already planned. It's the only way the dhimmicrats can get rid of him. The Barr investigations are pointing past Creepy Joe through the whole rotten lot of the Obozo administration to Shrillary and Barry himself. The bigger questions are: Has the Service been corrupted enough to permit a hit on Trump and can Barr get indictments on The Marxist and the Red Queen in time? If Barr can squeeze enough of them hard enough one of them will squeal. Which one? Or ones? How loud? Will any one of them live long enough to testify before a grand jury? I sense a plague of Arkancide will sweep through DC. Note that such events would likely upend an already jittery Wall Street, bringing the predicted recession. I'm stocking up on precious metals - brass and lead. And powder.

Lee The Voice said...

The picture tells the story. (Great picture)

NITZAKHON said...

@Snark: I would not doubt that prediction at all.

American Cowboy said...

At this point in time there is no reason to Arkancide any "whistle-blower".

All the treasonous members of the ongoing attempt to overthrow the United States government and bring down this country need to do is to buy a "John Doe" body from the D.C. morgue and trot it out as proof that DJT took him/her out. Hell this might be the time they get rid of RBG body.

One thing for sure after reading this morning headlines, the left has gone completely insane with TDS and will never be able to walk back the trouble they have stirred up. Keep your "tools" oiled, ready, and your powder dry.

rickn8or said...

Velveeta Processed Cheese Food, I'm thinking more of a three-way a la the ending of
"The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" with Hillary, Moochelle and Kamala.

You can assign the roles as you see fit.

And yes, I believe there is an assassination attempt on President Trump being contemplated, if not in work.

James C said...

This would create a conundrum if he was murdered. Why? Because Trump doesn't benefit from it. He needs the accuser alive to testify so there is no motive on Trump's part that would finger him as being to blame. The Dems however would benefit from removing the risk of this guy being exposed as a lying accuser. Saying Trump would be to blame for the death would be a very flimsy argument at best, but then again these yahoos have been tossing flimsy accusations for years now. Also, Trump does not have a history of people he doesn't like being suicided.

NITZAKHON said...

@James C:

Proof? They don't need proof, let alone evidence or truth.

ALL they need to do is a constant 24-7 drumbeat of TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP associated with this, that, and the other scandal - heedless of reality - to so weary enough voters that they'll vote "D" just to make it stop... that, and enough to get the RINOs to waver and tell Trump he needs to step aside.

TrickyRicky said...

I am so damn sick and tired of this crap I can hardly stand it. If the BM (bullshit media) had bothered to vet Obama, we would never have been subjected to Obamacare, Fast and Furious, IRS harassment, ISIS, Benghazi, on and on, ad nauseum. If the BM were doing their job now, the utter venality and evil on the left would be on display with no way to deny their plans for authoritarian rule over our population forever. If the BM were doing their job, the hoax of climate crisis would not even be a joke and no one would have heard of Greta, the New Jesus. If the BM were doing their job, blacks and Hispanics would be leaving the dried up husk of the Democrat plantation in droves.

When the time comes, as I am afraid is becoming more and more likely, for our own Mussolini and Ceausescu moments, I nominate the BM for the front of the lamppost line.

Fred Ciampi said...

Ah, 'tis a wicked web they weave and they may well be caught in it themselves. And do the lib-O-turds really believe that the millions of patriotic Americans, many of us with military training, are going to just stand by and let groups such as them, Antifa and their ilk continue their lawless ways? When I go to the range lately I see more activity and improvement at the 1K line. Hmmmmm........

Don in Oregon said...

I can't think of anything more effective than a Presidential assassination to trigger CWII.

Studebaker Hauk said...

Since the wizzle blowa could be ANYBODY, how 'bout the do nothing Republicrats join in the fun and trot out their OWN wizzle blabber with even MORE outrageous allegations than the 1st one, and that completely discredit WB1? Then WB1 will either have to come out and face WB2 in a cage match or stay in hiding and let WB2 take all the credit, or, blame, wait - what were we trying to do again?

John the Econ said...

"Hi!" Crimes. Brilliant. And not particularly an exaggeration.

Here's how I shorten-up the "impeachment crap": After nearly 3 years of throwing things against the wall to see what might stick, the Democrats are now going to try to impeach Trump for something actually done by the Obama Administration.

What gets me is the latest Democrat spin on Hunter Biden: He didn't actually do anything illegal. Well played, Democrats! Add "We're all for getting our sleazy and otherwise useless drug-addled relatives $50,000-a-month gigs in corruption-ridden foreign states that we're funneling billions of dollars of aid into" to the 2020 platform.

House Democrats just issued subpoena for the White House to deliver all documents relating to Ukraine. Will House Republicans do the same for all Obama Administration dealings with Ukraine? No, because they suck. And those documents have already been shredded or bleach-bitted.

Savior Hillary: The Clintons are political herpes. When the immune systems weakens, they re-appear.

So now that Biden is toast and Wall Street and big business in general has said in no uncertain terms that they won't be funding a Warren campaign, this happens:

Bernie Sanders hospitalized for blocked artery, campaign events canceled

Sanders is almost as old as Marxism itself, and now his age and health is an undeniable issue. So after Joe, Bernie & Liz, who's next amongst the "viable" Democratic front-runners? Buttigieg & Beto?

Hillary & Chelsea are currently on their latest book tour for the “The Book of Gutsy Women.”, which I suspect is not intended to be ironic. It's also not absurd to think that Hillary is seeing a second chance opening up.

John the Econ said...

Oh, I forgot to include this:

I sincerely wish Senator Sanders well and a quick return to good health, which means that he's not in the kind of health care system that he's trying to impose upon the rest of us.

Old Cannonballs said...

I think I need to spend more time at the range.

Colby Muenster said...

@Stilton,
The only thing that would make that image more scary is her standing behind a lectern with the Presidential seal on it!

Who's the whistleblower? C'mon folks we all know it is Clapper, Brennan, Comey, or maybe even Holder. Hell, it might even be Shrillary or O'Liar.

@Jason Anyone,
I had never thought of "the" election that way, but that is going to be my response to libtards' "but she won the popular vote" dumb-assery from now on. Thanks!

@M. Mitchell Marmel,
Either she'd melt, or the water would simply boil off into steam.

@John the Econ,
"Will House Republicans do the same for all Obama Administration dealings with Ukraine? No, because they suck." Boy did you ever sum it up!

Bobo said...

Trump needs to open REAL & ACTUAL Investigations into hitlery’s unlawful plots and schemes (private email servers, uranium sales to Russia, Clinton foundation and other pay to play shenanigans) BEFORE she floats her sombrero into the presidential ring. If Trump waits too long to do so, the dems will accuse him of trying to find dirt on another candidate - ala Bogus Biden - and create another Lie to claim he’s corrupt.

Trump did say during the debates that the first thing he was going to do once in office was put her skank-ass in prison. President Trump: Say what you mean. Mean what you say!

Fish Out of Water said...

I don't know if if just me, but lately the Drudge Report sounds more like MSNBC/CNN.

John the Econ said...

Speaking of the Clintons:

Chelsea Clinton on Trump: 'His whole life has been a scam'

Irony impairment, Clinton class. White privilege poster child who has never had a real job and yet is worth over 8 figures and yet now gets on stages to tell us that she doesn't care about money and how other people's lives have been a scam.

I can understand why she does this. What I will never understand is why people take her the least bit seriously.

Angus ranch said...

It is, truly. I've deleted the DR bookmark since the Ralph Peters interview. The Liberty Daily is a good alternative.

rickn8or said...

Studebaker Hauk, I like the way you think.

Velveeta Processed Cheese Food said...

Whatever else is going wrong with Drudge, I'm disgusted by the fact it lately often links to the "Sun" newspaper, which is the limey equivalent of the "Weekly World News," including using the "Sun's" incendiary headlines Drudge page.

Geoff King said...

Hilarity running again? Judging by how she could barely walk without help last time, Soros had better get much stronger puppet strings this time.

rickn8or said...


@M. Mitchell Marmel, maybe we'd get better (or at least more spectacular) results with Holy Water.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Tmay- There's debate about whether this person (if there IS one) is a whistleblower or leaker. One thing's for sure: the form to submit a whistleblower complaint was altered just before all of this to allow a "hearsay" accusation. Conspiracy much?

@BWMAGA- Sort of a "buy one, get one" deal? Sounds possible.

@Pat Cummings- You can download a high-rez version of the Hillary Halloween Portrait right here.

@Velveeta Processed Cheese Food- Wow, the comments on the "whistleblower assassination" story really DO show what a bunch of rabid idiots we're facing.

@Jason Anyone- Yeah, I'm sick of the "popular vote" nonsense.

@Bobo the Hobo- Epstein was under federal protection and watched 24/7 by cameras that turned out not to work (surprise!).

@Jim Irre- Good question. And was your "corn starch" comment a reference to Firesign Theater (and/or Old Time Radio)?

@ericwrites- All I know is that I wouldn't want to be in the whistleblower's shoes right now. Of course, the shoes are removed when it's time for a toe tag...

@Sortahwitte- I agree that a large part of this impeachment nonsense is to distract from other issues. Like, oh, the possibility of an upcoming report showing treason and coup attempt reaching right up to Obama.

@M. Mitchell Marmel- I'm not sure if she'd melt or if her batteries would just short circuit.

@NITZAKHON- There's almost nothing that could surprise me from Hillary these days.

@Unknown- It seems likely. After all, they did exactly as they were told to do last time...

@Snark- I hope that there is no plan to physically harm Trump, though I wouldn't put it past the Left. And Wall Street is already having fits over all this. My retirement account has lost thousands just today...which is why I have to buy Scotch for $14 a jug.

@Lee The Voice- I just felt like that portrait of Hillary in the shadows needed to be made. Sometimes I just have to go with my muse.

@American Cowboy- You're right that a "John Doe" corpse would work fine. And you're absolutely right that the Left has gone full scale insane with all of this. It's a political war of the kind we haven't seen before.

@rickn8or- I think you meant "The Ungood, The Bad, and The Fugly."

@James C- You nail it when you point out that "flimsy arguments" are being used routinely now. As Trump tweeted today, it's all (and I quote) "BULLSHIT."

@NITZAKHON- You're quite right. If the story is repeated enough, people will come to believe it. Too many already do.

@TrickyRicky- Very well put.

@Fred Ciampi- I don't think the Libs really think about patriotic Americans very much. We live in a different universe than the one they inhabit. Or infest.

@Don in Oregon- I would hope that wouldn't happen, but the possibility scares me.

@Studebaker Hauk- Good idea! Let's just keep trotting out our whistleblowers until the whole friggin' circus collapses.

@John the Econ- I must admit that the "Hi!" Crimes idea was one of those things that just appeared in my noggin, forcing me to quickly find a scrap of paper to scribble on. If I don't do it within 15 seconds, ideas just disappear.

It frustrates the Hell out of me that House Republicans don't fight fire with fire. But then, they're not really different from their Dem counterparts. And wow, I love your description of the Clintons as political herpes. Absolutely right!

Regarding Bernie, I made a Facebook post wishing him well, and congratulating him for being able to get surgery before "Medicare For All" destroys the system, or withholds treat to codgers.

@Old Cannonballs- Rounding up cattle? (Kidding, kidding!)

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Colby Muenster- Don't even joke about Hillary behind a lectern with a Presidential seal. I'm going to have nightmares tonight...

@Bobo- I agree that Hillary's dirt needs to be exposed as soon and as completely as possible. Odds of it happening? Maybe one in a million.

@Fish Out of Water- The question is whether Drudge is sharing these stories in opposition to Trump, or just to rile up the pro-Trump people more?

@John the Econ- Perfectly put.

@Angus ranch- Let me also put in a good word for a new news page at Disrn.com (pronounced "Discern"). It's straight news from the people behind the Babylon Bee. I've subscribed to their free daily email briefing - good stuff!

@Velveeta Processed Cheese Food- As a former writer for "Weekly World News" (albeit briefly) I resent your implication that it's not a worthy news source. (grin)

Joseph ET said...

It shouldn't be difficult to identify the White House Whistleblower. They say he works for the CIA. On the day and time he is testifying look for any White House employee that is absent that also comes from the CIA. May not be perfect, but should narrow it down a lot. If he called in sick, have someone check that he's doing okay. If he took a one or two day leave on short notice? Could be your guy. It's probably not a female because all are saying "he".

james daily said...

Yes, we all (well, at least most of us) agree that Hillary should be held accountable for her wrongdoings. However, it will never happen as Slick Obama, Lench, Holder, etc will never ever be held accountable and will not spend a dime on a defense attorney. Why? That would set a precedent for ex Presidents, First Ladies, AGs, etc. going to jail and that just ain't gonna happen. Scream and holler, run in circles but just hide and watch.
They had Slick and Hillary both by the doovers with Epstein. Could anything be more clear now? Recall their lawyer, Vince Foster? How did that work out? Cameras all over the White house and not one pic of him leaving. Thoroughly searched empty briefcase that magically produced a suicide note. He no more killed himself than J. Edgar killed him. All this is doing is showing the world the United States has laws for the unwashed, the Elites and the Politicans, not necessaryly in that order.

NITZAKHON said...

@Stilton:

The only thing that would surprise me about Her Heinous the Chappaqua Crone would be something like this:

"Yes, yes, I am a pathological liar and, through my hit men, a serial killer of people who stand in my way of ultimate power and graft! Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, wait, did I say that out loud?"

Pat Cummings said...

Maybe they "all" came down with old-school grammar suddenly, and are using the inclusive pronoun "he" to refer to all, male and female... Or simply lying, which I admit is more likely!

John the Econ said...

@james daily, the Clintons will never be held accountable because their deal with Satan precludes any legal repercussions for any wrongdoings in this lifetime.

As for the rest of these crooks, I'm not holding my breath. If there is any upside to any of this, it's that their various attempts to get Trump have only been serving to expose more of their malfeasance.

chipmunk said...

@John the Econ-

1)Clintons as political herpes: don't they have an immunization for that yet?

2) My theory about Bernie Sanders is that the Demonrats have a perfect candidate to promote in Bernie. They can slide Hillary in as VP and POOF, she takes the reins when Bernie's health goes too far south to recover. Let me add that it's alarming that Hillary appears as the most levelheaded person in the bunch (at least she's not foaming at the mouth like the other candidates as she foments evil)

John the Econ said...

@chipmunk, the problem with herpes is that once you have it, there's no getting rid of it. The whole of the Democratic party enthusiastically got naked with with Bill & Hillary in the '90s even after being warned that Clinton cold sores would be popping up all over the place. Now they're stuck with them.

As for a Bernie-Hillary ticket, an amusing thought, especially considering exactly how much the Bernie-woke-wing of the party and the Clinton wing hate each other. I'm talking near TDS-level hate. The Bernie wing are true believers who are not all in denial about the Clinton corruption machine. The Clinton wing will not be the least bit compatible with the kind of fascism/socialism that Bernie believes in.

In other words, Bernie-Hillary ticket would be about as harmonious as a Bernie or Hillary-Trump ticket.

Fish Out of Water said...

@ Stilton: You may be correct about The Drudge Report, but I also recall a once conservative blog, Little Green Footballs, which if I remember correctly, was one of the instruments in the 2000 election in exposing the lie Dan Rather tried to foist upon the American people, suddenly and inexplicably turning prog.

igor said...

@Fish,
Yeah, I was sorry to see LGF go down the tubes. I miss The Good Old Days!!

WestCelt said...

Yes, I am sorry to see LGF and the Drudge report swing left. Even FOX as a leftward tilt now. I usually watch OAN now. even the GEOTUS likes it. and the link for the waiting in the Shadows seems to be broken.

dj said...

here ya go, young uns: 'SCTV- Count Floyd D House of Representatives' youtube.com/watch?v=aQ6vbVA_low

Drew458 said...

If those are "hi" crimes I can't wait until the President meets Misty Meaners.