Despite my temptation to share a bunch of inbreeding jokes ("If she warn't good enough fer her family, she ain't good enough fer ours!"), we now have proof positive that when wacky billionaires are paired, the disturbing offspring is likely to end up in a carnival sideshow.
And so it is with President Trump and Elon Musk. Once best buddies forever, Musk is now calling Trump a pedophile who should be impeached, and Trump is threatening Musk with financial armageddon if he dares donate to democrats. Democrats who are as tickled about this meltdown as a chromosome-challenged kid strumming banjo on a porch swing...
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| Dueling Bimbos |
Sadly, this may be the end of our last best chance to save the country from financial collapse. The brutal and immediate austerity needed to make things right is likely never going to happen in a system that endlessly borrows money in order to buy self-perpetuating votes. Our political system can no more cut budgets than elephants can fly - it's just not designed for the job.
In the meanwhile, both Trump and Musk are wasting important political energy by attacking each other and the Left is loving it. But of course, they've always been thrilled by kinky relationships.
FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON
Here's a cartoon I did recently. My mind is an odd place to live in.
