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Friday, April 19, 2019

Cheeky Excuse

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Now THAT'S what we call a Buttigieg!
We're taking the day off to attend to some non-emergency family business, but wanted there to be at least a minor visual reward for those who showed up here today. Which is why we're sharing this picture of an absolutely spectacular straw hat.

Durable, inexpensive, made from renewable materials, and offering great protection against the sun's damaging rays, we can't recommend straw fedoras highly enough. Whether you get an ornate hat woven from pampas grass, or a much humbler hat woven from not-so-pampas grass, you'll be sporting a style which we can all enthusiastically get behind, without the cost putting you in arrears!

We'd say more, but oddly we keep losing our train of thought. Or, to get to the bottom of things, we keep thinking about cabooses...

Have a great weekend and see you back here on Monday!

30 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Heh-heh, he said "pampas".

Fish Out of Water said...

TRIGGERED!

Butt I haven't said how 😉

Chris said...

I miss my 2 euro straw hat from the bullfight.

Pat Cummings said...

That looks like a double! (Hat, I mean.

Maybe it's one inside another? (Still talking hats...)

Sam said...

That is one glorious aa..I mean hat!

Anonymous said...

Straw Hat Girl to Stilton, "You are about as funny as the cop who stopped me on the way here and asked me if I knew I had a smoking rear end."

james daily said...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hat? What hat?

Bruce Bleu said...

Stilt, I see what you did there, did there, did there, did there, did there, did there... does Busty Ross have a "hat" like that?

Alfonso Bedoya said...

I expected to see Busty, but instead I am served up a portion of straw hats. Ooops...I just put on my glasses....

smokepole said...

HAPPT EASTER !!!

Fritzchen said...

HAPPY EASTER Stilt!

TrickyRicky said...

Happy Easter, how's your keister?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean that Stilton is being an asshat today?

Sorry, couldn't resist...

Rod said...

Take your time Stilt... she stays.

Judi King said...

Very punny!
Happy and blessed Easter to all.

Anonymous said...

Stilton, May the Bunny of Easter fertilize your garden and bring a wealth of eggs and candy !

Gee M said...

Pesach Sameach! (to all my lansmen)
hope your 1st seder is awesome and you beat all the kids finding the
Afikoman!j/k

(and may your seder wine not be Maneshevitz!)

Anonymous said...

Look, this isn't funny. I spent over 30 minutes looking at that photo and never saw any dang straw hat. What's the joke???

Doc said...

Take the day off, you deserve it. We'll make due with the substitute you provided. :)

Regnad Kcin said...

She wants to know if the hat makes her a** look.....uhhh, never mind.

John the Econ said...

Considering what we pay to be here, we really don't have any right to complain. Not like I feel when MLB.TV which I do pay for blacks out my game because ESPN is broadcasting it with crappy commentary by Payrod.

On another topic, I don't feel we adequately mocked Democrats on their ironic and hypocritical outrage over Trump's brilliant threat to deliver the surge of illegal aliens crossing the border to self-proclaimed "sanctuary cities".

Once again, Trump goads the left into exposing the central conceit of modern Progressivism; that they claim they want to do the moral and right thing, but when it comes down to them actually doing it they freak. Be it dealing with illegal aliens, global warming, the poor, or whatever else, it's always somebody else who is supposed to do the dirty work.

Tucker Carlson had an excellent take-down of the hypocrisy last week. Worth the 9-minutes.

Sortahwitte said...

Someday in the future, Ms. Straw Hat may rise to be a contender, but this is not that day. Ms. Busty Ross is the sweet cream that floats on top of Lake Skim Milk. Long may she wave.

NaCly Dog said...

Have a great break, refresh, and please experience a blessed Easter for you and yours.

Very nice photo, but the esteemed Stilton is no kbdbear. (obscure AoSHQ reference)

Busty Ross is the real deal.

Anonymous said...

More minor visual rewards. PLEASE
.
NSF

Fish Out of Water said...

Er, if I could get everyone's attention away from the straw hat, the link below is is one of the better pieces of political writing I've at least have come across in quite a while.

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/04/hillarys_twoyear_tantrum.html

Eleazar Doulos said...

WHAT do women find appealing about flossing their anus with their swim suit? It just looks weird...or worse where there's a brown stain showing! Maybe if they used emery clothe, with an alcohol rinse to floss those private parts with, the stain would vanish.

Dan said...

Straw Hat person has an oddly misshapen behind.

John the Econ said...

@Fish Out of Water, as I usually tell Progressives still upset about there being a President Trump, "Yes, short of being an actual criminal, he's a lot of things you say he is. If only the Democrats had presented a candidate that wasn't actually worse."

Comedy Gold: When AOC speaks, isn't this more in alignment with what you see and hear?

Dan said...

Happy Easter everyone!

Tannhauser said...

DAAAAMMNN.....! She should be a flavour of ice cream! Two scoops , please!