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Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Lame Ms.

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In a tense world of ever-growing threats, it's good to know that we can still count on unintentional comic relief from New York congresswoman Alexandria Ocarina-Quartets!

The far, far, far Left congresswoman is well known along with Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Ayanna Pressley for being part of a radical group called "The Squat" which meets, appropriately, in adjoining lady's room stalls.

But acting on her own, the once-and-future bartender recently hosted an online town hall meeting during which she was asked about New York City's sudden and dramatic rise in violent crimes...

"Maybe this has to do with the fact that people aren't paying their rent and are scared to pay their rent," she replied in a sentence only intelligible to Joe Biden. "So they go out and they need to feed their child and they don't have money so...they feel like they either need to shoplift some bread or go hungry."

Which would have been a perfectly good answer if Jean Valjean was in the midst of an extended murder spree or if the city was wracked by violent mobs of #BreadLoavesMatter agitators. But because neither of those is the case, it seems more likely that the congresswoman simply pulled the reply from her derriere in order to characterize violent criminals as innocent victims and responsible parents, while not mentioning New York City's defunding of its police force and the city's "catch and release" measures which put criminals back on the streets as quickly as possible.

Both of which policies, we're sure, the congresswoman considers to be the best things since sliced, albeit stolen, bread.

33 comments:

Mike aka Proof said...

#BreadLoavesMatter - Perfect!

igor said...

For the life of me, I can't understand how she can walk and breathe at the same time.
She hit bottom and still continues to dig!
Is she capable of listening to herself, or does the lockjaw of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth comprise her entire existence?
Does anybody with an IQ greater than room temperature even LISTEN to her?

Just asking for a friend...

Regnad Kcin said...

The question I want answered : Who's in charge of her Depends maintenance ?

Fish Out of Water said...

Hah! Left Lucy is not irreplaceable!

Fish Out of Water said...

Ps: While we may mock her, given the dynamics of the politics where she comes from, sadly, I believe she has a job for as long as she wants it.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Alleged Operating-Cortex: Once again proving that one can function without a brain.

Bobo the Hobo said...

APC’s statements certainly have a lot of crust. Any way you slice it you can always count on her to rise to the occasion

Fred Ciampi said...

Where's my ski mask? I have to go Christmas shopping.

jpb252 said...

FYI, it's no longer "white bread," nowadays it's known as "privilege loaf."

Section147 said...

This crazy-eyed, Bugs Bunny toothed Mensa with the Andy Rooney eyebrows has obviously had her schnoz flattened out way too many times with a 2x4 to attempt to put together a coherent sentence at this point.

Sortahwitte said...

More un-requested confirmation that the majority of congress squatters have not become any smarter than they were squirted out on some lilly pad. Dipshits, all of them.
Cry the beloved country.

Snark said...

Alexandria Occasional Cortex is demonstrating that her rational thought processes are on a par with Speaker Pelousi and should therefore be strongly considered for becoming speaker herself. After all they both speak the same language - Idiotic Moronicy.

Petercat said...

Apparently, AOC thinks that black people are cannibals.
They want to feed their families, so they murder someone.

TrickyRicky said...

I really, really to this day cannot assimilate the fact that this moronic buffoon is a member of Congress. This country is circling the drain. I'm so blessed to have lived in the post-war USA, the most free, prosperous and magnanimous nation in history. I grieve for my daughter and our grandchildren. PDJT must win in November or the Republic is finished.

Alfonso Bedoya said...

If aliens from another planet were to land on the earth to look for signs of intelligence, and by chance they happened to encounter AOC, they would jump back in their space ship with heads shaking, never to return.

The woman is so dumb ("How dumb is she?") that she thinks intercourse is time out between classes. She is so dumb that she still tries to send emails from her rotary phone. She's so dumb that when a cop told her "Pull over," she said, "It's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing."

AOC is so dumb that it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. The woman is so dumb that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India. She is so dumb that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a basement window. She is so dumb that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. She is so dumb that she thinks Dunkin' Donuts is a basketball team.

John the Econ said...

Why do I suspect that most people who riot, steal and murder don't bother themselves with such pedestrian concerns such as paying rent?

Of course, @Stilton is right as usual; this is just a standard brainless Progressive response to what is in reality just another symptom of the abject failure of the Progressive agenda. It's like when the doctor hits you on your knee with that little stone hammer to check your reflexes. They can't help it. Besides, they have absolutely no better response to offer.

In fact, most of the insanity going on in America in 2020 is to distract everyone from the fact that locally, nationally, and globally, Progressivism has been a dismal failure. Over the last quarter century, restrained government micromanagement and open markets have lifted more people out of abject poverty than any time in history. Socialist Europe has never really recovered from the the various recessions over the last 20 years. After over 3 years of solid economic growth and the lowest unemployment in history, Trump was set up for a landslide victory in November that would have crushed the Democrats for a generation. Even a global pandemic wasn't enough to stop him. So the left had to up the insanity.

But the fact remains, they offer nothing other than "We're not Trump". And when they do actually offer something, it's more policy like the failed policies of the past, or real Fascism of the sort they they've always accused Trump of.

As for AOC, she's a rare gift. She's too stupid & ignorant to have a filter appropriate to her position. She's transparently honest about the goals and methods of the Progressive agenda. Instead of getting her booted, we should be donating to her campaign to keep her in office and front-and-center. Losing re-election would only result in her being replaced by a more competent far-left Progressive.

Anonymous said...

AOC is AMAZING! How can so much stupid be contained within such a small package?

Boligat said...

And yet, she won her primary. . . again.

Glenda T Goode said...

That AOC is stupid is of no surprise to me. I have determined that most if not all of the politicians who are in congress are stupid in at least one if not many ways.

The thing with AOC is that she is 'allowed' to make the asinine statements she does. Normally, the representatives all have handlers who keep them in line and minimize the damage they do with their public speaking.

Apparently, AOC is either 'un' or 'under' managed and she gets to the microphone without prompter or advice and then says the dumbest things I have ever heard. Whether these statements are her opinions or just her inability to communicate without making an ass of herself is as yet, unknown but she does it just the same.

You have to wonder if the DNC has decided to let her implode on her own stupidity due to her challenging the authority they hold more than once. Let her sink or swim on her own. It will get even better as we approach November.

Alfonso Bedoya said...

I do hope that the Dums keep AOC in the Party. These days, I'll take laughs anywhere I can find them. I'm still waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to put together a comedy stage act based on AOC and her infamous quotes. If he does, he'll be hard-pressed to top Stilton's humor.

alan markus said...

Don't know if this showed up in the comments before, but this tweet should get exposure. The writer of Mark Trail (James Allen) is parting ways with Kingdom Features. In part because of this "caption" of AOC. The cancel culture mob went into attack mode. He probably should not have used his employer's account, but dang, this is spit out your coffee funny. Maybe he can get a job at Stilton's Place.

I choked on a penis this long once...well, twice maybe

Anonymous said...

So i'm not the only person who thought this was the plot to Les Miserables. Which one is Les?

DougM said...

Title pun of the quarter!

Shelly said...

I actually think AOC should be selected as Creepy Joe's running mate. They are the perfect pair - one who is dumber than dirt, and the other who can't remember what dirt is.

Anonymous said...

@Shelly
At least she couldn't assume the presidency when Creepy Joe dies, or is commited.
You know. That constitution thing about age.
As to her mental age...
.
NSF

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Delightful comments throughout, and I'm glad that DougM (among others, hopefully) caught my title pun today.

Section147 said...

You reap what you sow. The sooner the sewer known as NYC burns to the ground, the better.

JustaJeepGuy said...


I noticed some years ago that for some reason, the Demo_Rats all think all criminals are Jean Valjean. They want to believe that criminals are all just trying to feed their starving sisters. The criminals, if they had any smarts, would go steal from the Demo_Rats. They would get plenty of loot and probably plenty of drugs too. That way, the criminals wouldn't need to fence their loot for money to buy those same drugs. How I loathe the Demo_Rats!

Geoff King said...

https://www.facebook.com/BenSwannRealityCheck/videos/705845830268772/

Dan said...

@Section147 Fully in agreement. I'm more than willing to let the NYC folks fend for themselves. Until they can act in a civil manner, I don't see why we should allow them in civil society. I sure don't want to pay extra taxes to help them (or Mpls, or Seattle, or LA, etc., etc.) rebuild. They want to dance with the devil, let them pay the piper.

George said...

@Geoff K

Thank you for that link and video. Yep, just a symbol.

Anonymous said...

and a nice bonus to get paid actual money for just making up ridiculous stuff.
ALL POLITICIANS FOUND THIS SAME PATH!!!

oreana said...

Jean Valjean oh this is really your best. I laughed so hard. You are a master at skewering these idiots. Thank you for brightening my day