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Monday, June 5, 2023

Drawing A Punchline In The Sand

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And the hourglass will be sent to Sand Quentin

Will any of us ever forget exactly where we were when we heard the news that Joe Biden, the most beloved president in history, had been attacked by a rogue sandbag that caused him to take a spectacular and potentially lethal pratfall? And the answer is...yes. Most of us will forget, including Joe Biden himself who, only hours later, knocked the bejeezus out of his forehead when exiting a helicopter after mistakenly assuming that the door's height, like the debt ceiling, was an imaginary limit.

To prevent incidents like these from happening in the future, the president's Secret Service detail is receiving additional training to assure that all agents are prepared to throw themselves on any shuffle-disrupting obstacles in the president's path and that when Mr. Biden approaches a low doorway the agents will shout something other than "duck!" since that always causes him to look upward and ask "where?"

The president is now also reconsidering his support of Pride Month, pointing out that "pride goeth before a fall" and that a fall can be especially dangerous "if you go ass-over-teakettle in front of a pride of lions." 

In related news, the sandbag is currently standing at #2 in GOP presidential candidate polls and is considered to be the candidate most likely to decisively beat Joe Biden in a debate.

31 comments:

Mike aka Proof said...

"Biden sandbagged by inanimate object" should be the headline every day!

Dan said...

What's with Biden's odd shoe soles?

Brie Camembert said...

Whoever artfully placed that sandbag should get a medal. Joe's pratfall was a delicious moment. Time for your nap grandpa.

Anonymous said...

Ai ai ai - what the world must be thinking of the USA nowadays. We 'elected' our Fearless Leader according to the MSN. Not sure that mistake will be repeated in a fair election.

Fish Out of Water said...

I miss Jimmah Carter's attach rabbit.

Terri S said...

That is some excellent comedy material right there Mr. Stilton. I was VERY amused by it all!

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

I'm minded of the "Hey, Darnold Duck!" running gag in Mickey Rodent, MAD #19...

https://johnglenntaylor.blogspot.com/2009/01/mickey-rodent-mad-19.html

Anonymous said...

🫡👍🤛🏻

Kencor said...

If the sandbag goes to prison, it will probably meet a mysterious, unfortunate end.

Mesquite Country said...

Good one! Pour it into a hourglass! And yes, it could easily beat him in a debate! Sad, just sad.

Colby Muenster said...

@Stilton,

Thank you again for sharing your talents with us!

I loved the way Joe got up afterwards and immediately started pointing at the sandbag, presumably to let everyone know he's not really a tottering old codger.

We will never know if a sandbag could beat him in a debate. It's pretty obvious there will be no more debates in Joe's future.

And, who's the poor schmuck who got chewed out and likely fired for lowering the door header on AF2?

Fred Ciampi said...

Ahhhhh, Buck Fiden does it again ... and again ... and again. "Enjoy your trip?" "Yes, see you in the fall."
Oh, oh, here come the black SUVs.

Lee The Voice said...

Smile.

tired farmer said...

Sandbag must do time, in an hour glass, Sand Quentin? ha ha ha I love it! Must be Monday! We have to find humor in the very pathetic situation we're in.

TrickyRicky said...

Sand Quentin indeed.....if not Unleavenedworth!

Igor the Obscure said...

Well done! Your comedic chops are going from strength to strength.

Mike Porter said...


I suppose it's better than stubbing his toe on Ukraine and dragging us all down with him into a nuclear holocaust. Sorry about that - I've been reading your 'Johnny Optimism Holiday Collection' book, and now I just can't help but see the brighter side of life.

Bill said...

The scariest thing about the fall is Kamala Harris.

Anonymous said...

Great job, Slilton! You're back!

JustaJeepGuy said...


I didn't see the sandbag until @Stilt showed it, then I had to go watch the video again. That was a mixed blessing. Watching Gropey Joe fall? Funny! Watching Gropey Joe at all? Sad!

Anonymous said...

Have a nice trip Joe; see you next fall!

NVRick said...

If he had been carrying a toaster waffle, after the fall would it be a 'Sandy Eggo'?

Fish Out of Water said...

Does this out new meaning into the phrase 'pound sand'?

centextim@yahoo.com said...

He was headed for his lunch - a sand wich... :-)

Mad celt said...

Couldn't they just train personel from a nursing home in martial arts and firearms?

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to Photoshop, DJT, sitting in front of a pile of sand.., filling out black sandbags.., With DJT’s smiling.

Anonymous said...

Last piece of this post...

http://kirbysaid.blogspot.com/2023/06/we-live-in-world-gone-trans-mad.html

Anonymous said...

I heard that Brandon has issued an exec order banning assault sandbags!

Lee The Voice said...

"You might trip over that sandbag Mr. President."
"Sandbag? I'm not going to fall for that.... Oops..."

DougM said...

Okay, since you asked,
here's my take on the Duck joke:
https://sondraksgulch.com/watch-your-step/

Anonymous said...

Good job folks There’s nothing left for me to say. Thank you all.