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Wednesday, November 15, 2023
Vine and Cheese Party
I'm back with more questionable items from the Amazon Vine program and my even more questionable reactions to them. These are all real items and this is the way I really see them. My head can be a "funny" place to live in sometimes...
Stilt: Between Dobby, the elf's butthole and the granny7 panties, I don't know how you get away with that much pornographic material? Keep it clean, Stilt! ; )
@Mike: A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."
He holds up the third picture.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."
And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."
@Stilt: Actually, the only obscene item is the flag.
A man and his wife are watching TV. He keeps changing the channel back and forth between golf and porn. The wife yells at him " Just leave it on the porn! You already know how to play golf!"
i retired from a career in product design and design for manufacturing. Each of those ‘products’ took man-weeks or months of design, redesign for manufacturing, negotiations with suppliers and manufactures, packaging, etc.
WTF were they thinking? Here’s a real product idea- build a 1 1/4 trailer hitch with a hook for a tow strap to fit in ATVs and off-road side by side vehicles. You can’t find one if you search Google.
I’m on a cruise ship right now and there are more than a few “inverted pineapples” on cabin doors. Not sure if the were done intentionally or by passersby? 🚢🚢😎😎🤔🤔
All good stuff, but the Whoopi one made me spray my keyboard! You owe me a keyboard and a haffa beer.
On a serious note, does Vine ever offer useful and cool stuff, or is it all CCP junk?
John the Econ said, "Dobby Costume: Hey kids, this is how you all will be dressing once we eliminate that awful carbon from our lives!" So close to reality, but Al Gore, John Kerry, and Greta Thunberg won't be dressing that way.
No they won’t be dressing that way, but when leftists get power they eventually start giving each other the Trotsky going away treatment, since there’s only so much room at the top, so there’s that to look forward to.
22 comments:
Stilt: Between Dobby, the elf's butthole and the granny7 panties, I don't know how you get away with that much pornographic material? Keep it clean, Stilt! ; )
@Mike aka Proof- It's not my fault that Amazon is selling perverted items!
@Mike:
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."
He holds up the third picture.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."
And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."
@Stilt: Actually, the only obscene item is the flag.
It's hard to pick a favorite!
A man and his wife are watching TV.
He keeps changing the channel back and forth between golf and porn.
The wife yells at him " Just leave it on the porn! You already know how to play golf!"
I like the "We both married sluts" one the best
From the bowels of Amazon's belly we find a cornucopia of humor
Hilarious! It's almost as if Vine is designed to tee up products for the "Stilton Treatment". Maybe you should be on retainer with Amazon......
i retired from a career in product design and design for manufacturing. Each of those ‘products’ took man-weeks or months of design, redesign for manufacturing, negotiations with suppliers and manufactures, packaging, etc.
WTF were they thinking? Here’s a real product idea- build a 1 1/4 trailer hitch with a hook for a tow strap to fit in ATVs and off-road side by side vehicles. You can’t find one if you search Google.
Dobby Costume: Hey kids, this is how you all will be dressing once we eliminate that awful carbon from our lives!
Fine Art: As a rabid feminist fantasy, it seems reasonable, at least until a spider shows up.
Best Boyfriend Socks: The "Handmaids Tale" version are.
Elf Skirt: 36 inches, so it is pretty much life-sized.
"Funny" flag: My guess is that the IDF is buying those en masse for target practice.
Married with Benefits: So how does one get a pineapple to stay upside down anyway?
Whoopi's Secret: There's a secret I don't need to know.
Slut Hairband: The beauty of life on the LGBTQRTY+ spectrum is that you can lay claim to half of the alphabet and never have to follow through on it.
Thanks for the humor, @Stilton!
Anonymous asked "...build a 1 1/4 trailer hitch with a hook for a tow strap to fit in ATVs and off-road side by side vehicles."
Here's why: None of those items above required lawyers or any kind of government certification to sell.
Isn't it obvious? The socks are being worn by Miss Granny Panties' boyfriend.
I thought something was beginning to slip when my wife kept saying (with accelerating emotion) "i'm vine. It's Vine!. Everythings JUST VINE!!!"
Why does (do?) the Granny Oversized Panties come in a 2-pack? Shouldn't one be enough for the joke? I'm not a comedian so I don't know.
I’m on a cruise ship right now and there are more than a few “inverted pineapples” on cabin doors. Not sure if the were done intentionally or by passersby? 🚢🚢😎😎🤔🤔
All good stuff, but the Whoopi one made me spray my keyboard! You owe me a keyboard and a haffa beer.
On a serious note, does Vine ever offer useful and cool stuff, or is it all CCP junk?
John the Econ said, "Dobby Costume: Hey kids, this is how you all will be dressing once we eliminate that awful carbon from our lives!" So close to reality, but Al Gore, John Kerry, and Greta Thunberg won't be dressing that way.
If there's an iota of justice in this world, Al Gore, John Kerry and Greta Thunberg will be introduced to this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=084T1B0g9KE
True!
^ flag yeah, I saw that and gagged.
Flag: it’s my guess the IDF has already discovered an ample supply for that in Gaza, but A+ for creative thinking.
No they won’t be dressing that way, but when leftists get power they eventually start giving each other the Trotsky going away treatment, since there’s only so much room at the top, so there’s that to look forward to.
I wonder what the carbon footprint is on that chipper.
Warning Stilton has been given an R rating.
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