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Monday, June 24, 2024

All The Whirled's Onstage

With only a few days to go before the much-anticipated Trump/Biden debate, Team Biden has leaked that Old Joe is going to show up with a few surprises, including a surprise about his physical performance. Which is the nice way of saying he'll be filled to the eyeballs with amphetamines and street meth. Still, one can't help but be impressed with his performance in this new campaign ad...
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Seems legit. Unlike this detestable "cheap fake" video that someone (not me, God knows) made to mock Biden for his reflexive, despicably racist statement "if you have a problem figuring out if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black." Nice stereotyping and use of a patronizing "ain't," Joe. Although considering that Trump is making historic inroads with Black voters, I suppose this video could be a real Biden ad...

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trump should purposely show up late so that half of Sleepy Joe's go-juice is already worn off when the debate starts.

Dastardly Dan said...

Can't get them to play. Were they taken down?

Anonymous said...

It just worked for me. Funny stuff.
NWPa Ray

Bruce Bleu said...

Never lived in 1917 Russia, but I figure there isn't much difference between the "results" of voting in this country since 2020 and the "voting" in USSR, North Korea, Cuba or Zimbabwe (under Mugabe). Yeah... nothing "saves democracy" like voter turnout being over 100 percent and ballots being transported over state lines to precincts with higher Republican demographics in swing states!
Yep, I have a Cuban refugee neighbor who hasn't needed a laxative for 4 years!

TrickyRicky said...

Send these to Caroline Leavitt, they deserve national circulation! Great stuff!

twocents said...

If FJB proverbially or actually sh*ts his pants on stage Thursday are the Dems still locked in with him? I lean toward it not making a lot of difference as far as winning as they are on a loosing trajectory at least as to an honest election and a moderately competent Trump and GOP campaign with the wild card for Dems being Trump eating a live rat on stage.

The Dem bench is weak and or unknown. Weak would be Harris, Newsom, Moochelle with Biden or Harris being their absolute weakest. The best they could do as a replacement is obscure to most of the country. In any case they will have to run by fear-mongering about Trump (Biden less dangerous than Trump no matter how many Depends he uses a day) and "vote Party, our candidates are interchangeable." That is kind of obvious and actually from a civics standpoint (running as a Party) something appropriate, except you still have to demonstrate competence and sentience in leadership.

Biden and or Harris being their weakest symbols but quite possibly for a variety of internal reasons locked in other than at the extremous, Republicans, realizing those two are the Dems absolutely weakest possibilities should have been concentrating heretofore on the Dems' likely strategy - running as Party against Party and not helping them abandon Biden and Harris until it is too late and they are absolutely locked in -- their August convention. Undermine the Dem Party policies with ads months ago, with the side benefit of a little rope-a-dope allowing them to think Biden isn't so bad intellectually, but absolutely evil. Concentrate on Biden as their leader after he is confirmed.

There are reports that the Trump campaign is now downplaying expectations about Biden being a likely disaster on the one and only debate stage (which Trump allowed to happen too early). The debate being decisive has been the Trump animating force in previous weeks for Trump instead of being a little Br'er Rabittish and allowing that to happen 'organically' and let them be saddled with Biden while fighting the real November fight against all Democrats and their policies. I am not sure they now realize rope a dope is timely, that they are also running against a Party OR they do fear Biden will be self contained for a couple hours and it dawned on them there is also a chance Trump could screw the pooch up their.

173dVietVet said...

Special Prosecutor Robert Hur said Xao BuyDem/PedoJoe was not mentally competent at this time to be held accountable for his many criminal thefts/mishandling of classified documents. So if it appears that he is competent during the debate (as a result of drugs) Trump can hammer home that Hur was lying/covering up and that justice requires Ole Joe stand trial. It cannot be both ways, speaking well at a debate AND being too incompetent to stand trial. I suspect The Trumpeter will make a big deal about Hur’s findings/conclusions and the fact that DOJ approved them. Highlighting the Nuke Attack Code procedures compared with BuyDem’s obvious senility and incompetence should also fit in well with this line of attack.

Mike Porter said...

I once witnessed a hip replacement procedure many years ago, and it was both fascinating and mortifying to watch. One of the tools that the surgeon employed was a Black and Decker hand drill with a ball rasp to prepare the hip socket for a nylon insert, and a foot-long drill bit to clear out marrow for the spike end of the titanium replacement ball, which was hammered into the end of the femur. This after sawing off the deteriorated ball end with what was essentially a hacksaw. Being that the patient was prone, I leave it to the reader to imagine how the buttocks was filleted in layers to provide access to the joint.

Now, imagine this whole process with an incompetent surgeon, filthy operating arena, and a screaming, semi-conscious patient who is clearly doomed – and you will get an idea of what I see whenever Biden addresses the country. I have no desire to witness the carnage of this turd attempting to debate the likes of Trump, entertaining as that might be.

Colby Muenster said...

Funny videos!

I just kinda wonder if the Dems are actually planning on Joe going down in flames at the debate, so they have a good reason to replace him. It's starting to look like he's gonna get his ass handed to him in November, and Joe's handlers simply cannot be ignoring that.

Or, maybe they'll keep propping him up until the last minute before yanking the rug our from under him. That would give voters less time to think about the replacement candidate.

Finally, Joe actually said something accurate. I'm white and I'm voting for Trump. So.... I ain't black. That being said, I hope and pray folks of color DO vote for Trump. Our next (hopefully) Governor is black and a Trump supporter. Go, Mark Robinson!

Patrick said...

This is all laughable. Polls, real or otherwise, mean nothing when the whole game is rigged from those who manage the polls to the machines that “tabulate” the data. The polls in 2020 said one thing; “Dominion” (which I mean to include all of the above) said quite another… I’m with Bruce Bleu. I’ll vote, but only as I view it as my duty. Personally, I think my vote has been rendered meaningless - especially in light of the changes made in my state of Michigan: even if you think they’re cheating, it won’t matter as the fox is now firmly positioned at the helm of the henhouse….

Lee The Voice said...

`Good stuff, Stilt. Made me laugh. Were he still alive, Rush would have played them on the air for sure.

Shelly said...

@Mike Porter, I had a hip replacement 8 years ago and I consciously tried not to think about what the surgery entailed. But FYI, most are now done from the front, not the rear. Gruesome or not, it changed my life, and I would do the other if I had to.

After what happened on CNN this morning, where Trump's media chief started talking about Jake Tapper and the moderator basically cut her off and sent her on her way, I'm not hopeful that Tapper and the new girl will not do the same to Trump. They may think by preventing him from talking about what they so desperately want to hide is a good strategy, but like everything else they've done, Teflon Don will just garner more support and voters. It must be so frustrating to those assholes.

Colby Muenster said...

@Shelly,

Trump should never have agreed to two debates hosted by Trump haters. I think he should have insisted that the second debate be hosted by Fox with Sean Hannity and Mark Levin as moderators. However, you are correct; Trump will not allow the twin hacks, Bash and Tapper, to bully and belittle him, and I can only see him gaining momentum if it turns into a burning at the stake like the libs want.

Rod said...

By "surprise at his physical performance" might we be expecting Biden to walk directly on & off the stage without assistance?

I might catch up with a few highlights later; but I'm going to travel to another event... a ceremonial bonfire and Order of the Arrow Scouting honor society Call-Out for newly-elected members at summer camp; with people much more to my liking.

John the Econ said...

Still not convinced that this debate is actually going to happen.

Oldarmourer said...

I'm thinking Trump has a surprise planned for the 'moderators' more than bye-then who will probably do the job himself with his 'nasty old man' act...hopefully he has a little inside info on the 'fact-checkers' they plan on using against him ready to go and reminds the viewers about tapper's facination with his dick ;)

It probaby doesn't really matter though, the votes needed have already been programmed into the machines and more than enough printed to cover it.

Was it Mark Twain who said "if voting mattered then we wouldn't be allowed to do it " ?

Oldarmourer said...

That was elder abuse...no way bye-then makes it to November now.
If he doesn't get cut at the convention he'll be buried before election day, even deeper than the way he was buried onstage tonight. You could tell Trump wqs holding back for some reason, probably because joey was doing so much damage to himself he didn't want to look too mean by helping him implode.