During our restorative week off, there was certainly no lack of interesting news. Topping the list were the continuing revelations that our nation's corrupt, out-of-control intelligence agencies were pretty much all involved in a deep and dirty conspiracy to keep Donald Trump from being elected, and that the swamp dwellers didn't really worry about getting caught because they assumed the Queen of the Swamp would soon be President and would quietly bury their misdeeds as tidily as she'd buried Vince Foster and Seth Rich.
But just who the hell was this woman these agencies were trying to put in charge? The mysteries around Hillary only continue to grow...
Recently, people have been wondering why Mrs. Clinton is showing up for hot weather events wearing thick pantsuits, coats, and an omnipresent scarf which occasionally blows aside to reveal some sort of odd structure under her clothing. Odder, even, than her actual body.
The speculation is that it's a back brace...but from what circumstance, and why would she hide it? Then again, Hillary wasn't exactly forthcoming about her post-Benghazi brain trauma and loss of memory, her use of prismatic glasses, her recent need for a therapeutic boot, or having her arm in a cast after taking an alleged slip (or sip?) in the bathtub.
Oh sure, she could just be coquettish about the fact that her aging body is falling apart, but we can't help but wonder if it's something more sinister than that. What if Hillary is being rebuilt, piece by piece, to become a cyborg capable of being a shrill and annoying presence in future elections for the rest of eternity?!
Oh sure, it seems far-fetched, but this week we also saw the Left-leaning media celebrating when they thought North Korea wouldn't negotiate on nuclear disarmament, and top Democrats celebrating the beautiful "spark of divinity" in the bosom of every vicious MS-13 killer and rapist.
Is Robo-Hillary harder to believe than that? We think not.
Some stories are just too dumb for us to ignore. As a case in point, West Hollywood just presented their "Key to the City" to porn actress Stormy Daniels for her great community service in screwing married men and violating non-disclosure agreements.
Of course, that's not what they said she was being honored for. Rather, it was for her tremendous leadership in the "resist" movement (even though she didn't "resist" and never has unless she was worried that the check wouldn't clear) and for "speaking truth to power," which makes us wonder what the hell "truth" they're talking about. This is hardly a Wikileaks type situation, although Ms. Daniels should get full credit for kicking off the new phenomenon of Dikileaks.
We'd say more, but we have a sudden urge to go register a new domain name.
LAST...BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
Today is Memorial Day. A special day of remembrance and appreciation for the countless men and women who have given their lives in the service of our country.
Their sacrifice deserves much more than the petty political bickering which cheapens our national discourse and casts a shadow over our values. In memory of these heroes, let us all try to be of service to our country and countrymen, in ways both big and small.
It's an important way to say "thank you" on this day...and every other.
To our fallen comrades.
And a Happy 5th Birthday to my sweet little girl Emma.
God bless all Veterans, those who have made the ultimate sacrifice, active and retired. I have given much thought to what our country would be like without them. We all should say a prayer for our Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen on Memorial Day.
CDR, USN (Ret)
Ron in Ohio Sez:
Amen! To that last part.
Salute !!! My brothers and sisters ......Thank you.
It's so she can appear human and walk on her two back cloven hoofs .......It also helps hide the forked tail......
For those that don't know, there was a bicycle rack named in honor of Seth Rich. On the slipping in the bathtub, I actually believe that since according to what I have read, she did not use one very often so was not accustomed to those porcelain surfaces. Apparently, her hygiene leaves much to be desired. Then, because of President Trump, old Stormy is at full employment although she has not been able to get off the night shift. Last but not least, my favorite story is the Seattle fake black gal who is not up to her keister in fraud of which she has been practicing for years. The off time did you good, this is a great read today.
Welcome back from your short, well deserved (and hopefully restful) hiatus. If this post is any indication, your batteries surely recharged. It's great to have your wit back. As I said when you opened up Stilton's place months after shutting down Hope n Change, the Internet just wasn't much of a cheese shop without you!
To all who serve, or have served.....THANKS!
As for the swamp queen, I noticed that she now sits down for some of her so called speeches. Do the libs really want a disabled robot for their leader? They get more ridiculous daily.
democratic party directed election meddling/disruption is not new. I would direct those who don't normally read the Wall Street Journal to this recently published piece: https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-fbi-spied-for-lbjs-campaign-1527201701
Second, I am amazed the foul, bitter, delusional, carpet-bagging former Senator from NY, twice-failed POTUS candidate and avaricious, pathological, serial liar and venal grifter is still being given "air", not just by her enablers/running dogs in the ememedia, but even in media that has not been friendly to her. Cut off a fire's air supply and it will soon extinguish. Likewise with the foul, bitter, delusional, carpet-bagging former Senator from NY, twice-failed POTUS candidate and avaricious, pathological, serial liar and venal grifter.
Methinks The Hildabeast has a rifle rack under her over clothes. Fully stocked wit an AK47, AR16, RPG and several other defensive and offensive (like her) weapons. Just in case her protection detail turns on her......Or Sumptin'. Or, she could now be a cyborg.
Welcome back Stilt.
And on this Memorial Day I will sit back and both count my blessings and reminisce about those Brothers-in-Arms with whom I had good times and are no longer here. Semper Fi!
Hillary is obviously being assimilated into the Borg Collective. Just a matter of time before she cackles "resistance is futile!".
Isn't the #Resist movement specifically anti-Trump? Stormy has evidently accepted more of Trump than most. She instead should be honored by the #MeToo movement. # meaning "pound", as in "Pound Me Too".
Many thanks to all our fallen heroes!
Thank you, Silton, for being who you are. You do us all a great service...
Uncle Charles Ringgold: I never knew you, as you were killed in the Pacific front during WW2 a few years before I was born. You were my fathers favorite brother. My father named my brother after you; my brother named his first born son after you; my nephew (Charles Ringgold) named his son after you. You are not forgotten, Uncle "Chick".
To all my Brothers(and Sisters)-in-Arms who made it safely home: Thank you for your service.
To the two Marines (whose names I never knew) who saved my unworthy self in the summer of 1969: Thank you, Brothers. Semper Fi!
To all you readers out there: Keep the Faith.
Richard Ringgold, USNAF, 1968-1974.
I'm still not quite clear on how the people who are eating up the conspiracy theories as they are tweeted out without any critical thinking are managing to get past problem that the plot doesn't make any sense.
It seems like it was a flaw in the FBI plan: They were conspiring against Trump by embedding a spy, and they knew they'd get off because Secretary My-Turn was going to be elected and would let them off the hook.
But, while they publicly announced they were closing and re-opening and investigating and re-investigating Secretary my-Turn, they... forgot to mention the investigation against the person they were conspiring against?
These guys ARE morons. They conspired to turn the public against a campaign but forgot to tell the public before the election.
To my brothers, sons and others in the military: Bless you all and thanks for your sacrifices and service to OUR country. USAF 1955-1959
To our absent companions.
I have said this elsewhere, but I believe the steel structure is there to anchor the "porky sized" depends. I hear they are guaranteed, but, to do what? Just don't be in the same zip code if it fails where the rubber meets the road.
My time in the USMC began in 1970 and treasure most of those I served with. I also try to honor those that gave all in that war so very far away. I will never forget, Semper Fi.
Here's to us and those like us, damned few.
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
General George S. Patton
Thanks to all who have served, especially those who gave all.
I really think the back brace is because she never did have a spine. Dual-definition inferred. Stilton, I always look forward to your witty and clever presentation of all things news and anti-news. Thank you for your point of view and keeping a smile on my face each week.
Veterans are why we are here in a free country and able to read your weekly look at the absurd and the real. Thank you Veterans for defending this great country and keeping freedom of speech alive.
I've had relatives in service during all major conflicts since WWI (thankfully, THAT one ended just as Grandpa was about to ship out - he was in Cavalry, when they rode horses, and died quickly...)
All of them made it home, thank God.
God Bless, and God speed to those who didn't.
As for the Hildermanator, I'd almost be interested in taking a peek under the over clothes, if that didn't run the risk of getting a glimpse of her underclothes... that might have a rather chilling, medusa like effect...
It is her secret email server cleverly strapped to her back and hidden under the burlap coat.
Actually she died two months ago and what you are seeing under her clothes are props to allow them to wheel her out for photo ops.
A great take on "The Star Spangled Banner." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8C7i9kdEf8&list=RDc8C7i9kdEf8&index=1
The queen of evil has a metal back brace which protects her hydration bag. Instead of being filled with water, it contains several liters of gin. The scarf covers the tube by which she sucks the gin from the bag. As good an explanation as anything else I guess.
I can only assume the brace is a temporary measure. She's probably being fitted for a new stick to shove up her A$$! With all of her fall of late I can only assume that the old one finally gave way. Probable crafted by a despicable.
The Leftards Dictionary™ definition.
1 That which agrees with The Narrative.
2 Anything said by the National Socialist Democratic Workers Party.
Thanks for remembering our comrades who gave all.
— DougM (USAF ret.)
Also thanks for the Hillary cultural ref.
As always, you are the master of the 3-panel.
(What? Yeah, when I grow up, I wanna be as funny as Stilton.)
Amen to that.
I loved the cartoons, but I wonder if she is wearing a "bullet proof vest"? Anyone that paranoid about things would probably dress bulky to hide bulky....
Here's to my 93-year-old husband who served honorably in WWII in a Ghost Army in Italy. 3133rd Signal Service Company. Making noises like something that wasn't there to hold Germans in position while the real "push" was elsewhere. Basically unarmed. My hero.
Thank you, veterans everywhere and those who didn't return. Yesterday and today.
The hump under Robo-Bitch's coat is the Acme wind-up key to the spring motor that keeps the 'beast going mobile. Why does Hilde hate colostomies ? She can never find shoes to match the bag ! Come on, DJT, make her do the perp walk so I can check that one off my bucket list. I think she'd look very fetching wearing orange coveralls while doing the lockstep to the mess hall for a tray full of the special "meatloaf"......
One of the most blatant examples of MSM malfeasance was before the election when Hillary's limp body had to be manhandled out of sight, and yet all the media could find to be obsessed about was whether or not Trumps personal doctor was sane. Look, a squirrel...
TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome): You'd think that this far into year-2 of Trump, they'd figure out that not only is their perpetual outrage machine not working, but is only making them appear less-sane. Such is the great example you pointed out from last week, which found Democrats taking the sides of not only the world's most bleak communist dictatorship, but one of the world's most vicious organized gangs.
So now we have a Democratic party going into the midterms behind:
o Aging porn star Stormy Daniels as the prow of their ship. (Yea women's empowerment!)
o Raising taxes to pre-Trump levels
o Trump is bad because he hasn't totally reversed Obama's immigration policies.
o Obnoxious virtue signalling and extortive high school kids.
o Are the official political party of rich spoiled-brat athletes.
o Are the official political party of MS-13.
Looks like a winning platform. I hope they keep this up and the media gives it 24/7 coverage.
Memorial Day: Thanks to the veterans here, but also to their families and loved-ones. They too make a sacrifice.
Wow. Disney just cancelled the Rosanne show because she made a mean tweet about Valerie Jarrett being the offspring of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes.
Hillary's contraption is triple-padded Kevlar, made up to LOOK LIKE a back brace. A little birdie has told her how she's being fitted for a gold-plated toe tag soon. The Obama acolytes and deep-state lackeys are TERRIFIED she might spill the beans in order to save her own stinking carcass. Just one afternoon of her singing to the feds, and she could fill an entire cell block at Leavenworth.
I understand that Stormy is a big NASCAR fan, although she wasn't really all that fond of Dick Trickle.
@Readers- So many good comments above, especially those related to our service members and their families. Thanks, one and all.
I vote exoskeleton, or at least that hildabeast is a bug with her Hillary suit falling off (MIB)
Of course, one without a spine would need a containment exoskeleton to prevent being recognized as a Hutt.
Oh, and the speed with which the questionable, though somehow liked by some Trump supporters, leads me to believe that touching the handler is more dangerous than precedent0.
Robo-Hillary = Robo-Flop
I'm with Sandy Links. She's proven in her two-year "everyone's fault but mine" tour that she indeed has no spine.
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