Friday, September 27, 2019

Schiff Faced

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There's a lot more truth in the attached cartoon than there was in the entirety of Democrat Adam Schiff's televised inquisition yesterday of Acting Director of National Intelligence, Joseph Maguire.

So eager was Schiff to give some momentum to the "impeach Trump" movement, he made an opening statement which was wall to wall lies of the most extreme type. And this while knowing full well the actual contents of President Trump's phone call to Ukraine's President (after Trump released an unredacted transcript) and the less-than-impressive "whistleblower's" complaint.

Here is the relevant portion of Schiff's opening statement. We will mark the utter, outright, and unforgivable lies - soon to be re-broadcast over and over on every mainstream news outlet - in red:

"The President’s response — well, it reads like a classic organized crime shake down. In essence, what the President Trump communicates is this: We’ve been very good to your country. Very good. No other country has done as much as we have. But you know what, I don’t see much reciprocity here. You know what I mean? I hear what you want. I have a favor I want from you though. And I’m going to say this only seven times, so you better listen good. I want you to make up dirt on my political opponent, understand? Lots of dirt, on this and on that. I’m going to put you in touch with people, and not just any people. I’m going to put you in touch with the Attorney General of the United States — my Attorney General, Bill Barr — he’s got the whole weight of American law enforcement behind him. And I’m going to put you in touch with Rudy, you’re going to love him. Trust me. You know what I’m asking, so I’m only going to say this a few more times, in a few more ways. And don’t call me again. I’ll call you when you’ve done what I asked."

Schiff had to make this garbage up and lie about it because the actual transcript contained nothing like this and suggested no wrongdoing whatsoever.

So outrageous were Schiff's lies that when others called him out on it, he reluctantly conceded that his paraphrasing of Trump's phone call might be considered "something of a parody." A PARODY?! In the prosecution's opening statement looking into only the fourth impeachment in our nation's history?! No, Adam, you weren't trying to make a were trying to get away with murder, albeit of the political kind.

In complete honesty, the recent impeachment-crazy news cycle has hit the Jarlsberg household hard and is causing us to do some serious thinking about our self-defense rights under the 2nd Amendment. That's not a road we enjoy going down.

The Left is throwing out any semblance of honesty or Constitutional process and has essentially declared war on Trump, his supporters, our economy, and our system of elections. We believe that the Trump administration needs to respond in kind- albeit legally, responsibly, quickly, and with unrelenting strength.

We have already seen one high-level coup attempt on this Presidency go unpunished. It must not happen a second time.


Jim G. said...

Adam "Schiff for brains" is a rat bastard. Considering your 2nd Amendment rights is quite logical at this juncture! I highly recommend it.

REM1875 said...

Good old schiff for brains ..........This is real clever...... how many will believe he is telling the truth? Think of how many of the masses still think Sarah Palin actually said that quote about Russia? Our media likes putting this stuff on the front page, in large caps, in bold print..... retractions are in nano print buried some wheres in some Sunday edition want adds...
If we had an honest press this story would have ended as a nothing burger shortly after release of the transcripts ...... that is if we had an honest media.
Pretty sure when Dante visited they were working on a few lower rings for our media that he did not get to see.
So it looks like they are gonna try and hang the President for biden's crimes and biden walks away scot-free, whistling .......
Truly time that try a man's soul......

OpenTheDoor said...

Wish I could say "This too shall pass.", afraid it won't, keep your powder dry men.

Bobo the Hobo said...

It’s times like this that I think of all the good this administration could achieve if only President Trump had Republicans on his side

Fred Ciampi said...

The sad part in all of this are the hoards of liberal non self thinkers who will take shift's words as gospel. On the other hand, there are probably 11,933,253 additional patriots who are cleaning, oiling, and loading their second amendment gear.

Larry Hoffman said...

Those that don't believe in Satan just need to look at Schiff.

Rastapopoulos said...

Aha the Deep State and shadow government lead by the CIA is lashing out, and democraps acting as syncopates?

As we are used to making binary choices, actually seem to prefer binary choices often, so making stuff up is the tool they chose to open up our mental discussions whether we believe (not the word is "believe") there #OrangeManBad narrative or not.

As usual there are several levels of games going on. The purely congressional stuff may blow over or even have some serious backdraft ridding the democraps from heir-apparents who simply cannot win in the general election. House cleaning of sorts.

But a larger part is to reinforce the irrational anti-Trump sentiment among the malleable voters - the same ones they tried to paint Trump as a womanizing or racist in prior attacks.

There is a much deeper war - will the dirty dealings of the our three-letter-agencies truly be aired? Not if those agencies can help it.

And the strings that control... aha that is magnificent webs of money, personal compromises, and future promises of sharing in the booty.

The clown Schiff strings are hanging out. Anyone in his position who deviates from the obvious truths is being manipulated. And it must be motivators beyond your dragons and barrel-o-fun that he fears.

The game is in the open and the traitors - faux-whistle-blower written-by-committee pseudo-complaint, lead Congress Critters making "parody" the reason to undertake something they think will lead to an impeachment attempt, and other treasonesque actions.

Time to make more popcorn and watch the Punch & Judy Show play out.

Snark said...

The communists in the majority of the House have proven the validity of the Peter Principle. Brain dead and addled Adam Schiff as chair of the Intelligence committee, Nadler of Judiciary, Waters in Finance, Cummings in oversight - all are the epitome of oxymorons, with great emphasis on moron. Schiff is dumber than a stump and delusional, Nadler is a walking deceit, Waters assists her con man husband steal, Cummings is a racist hypocrite. Okay, they are ALL hypocrites, but some are more equal than others. It is almost like Pelosi deliberately picked the worst examples of individuals to be on the committees. But, then she only had dummycrats to choose from. Sort of like selecting the most appropriate rabies and plague infected rats to turn loose in a nursery. Biden is toast and will be lucky to stay out of prison. Comey, Clapper, McCabe, Brennen, Rosenstein, Page, Strozk, will likely get sentenced. I've been pondering what prison do you send a former FBI director to? And which one or ones will rat out Obozo?

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

I rather like Stilton's "happy place". I spend a fair amount of time in a similar spot... said...

SNARK You left out MUELLER, whose witch hunt extended far longer than sanity would tolerate, to influence the election to shift power to nutsy Pelosi that has put us at jeopardy of losing the Constitution and the rule of law. We must face the facts that those at the top, are all corrupt communists and care only about their power to pillage the treasury and rob us all of everything that we are and own. Geriatric criminals such as Pelosi, feeling so entitled to lord it over all, requires a solution to legally be removed before her term is complete. She is the rabies and plague rat that is allowed to own the nursery. Sanity is such a rarity in the house these days and the infection is spreading nationwide to at least half the population, not to mention it's long term presence in all education facilities.

Kent Neal said...

I agree that an impeachment trial would be the ideal venue to expose all of the traitors.

Studebaker Hauk said...

To quote a man who, though not a President himself, portrayed one in a movie -
"Can't we all just, get along?"

TrickyRicky said...

I suppose these are the days Ben Franklin was warning of when asked what sort of government our new nation would have.

"A republic if you can keep it."

It would appear that the CIA, FBI and the rest of the un-elected, unaccountable vermin within the "intelligence community" now run our country. We are well down the road to serfdom. It remains to be seen if we, as a population of free men and women, can alter course.

Cavity Man said...

Robert Meuller checks in on impeachment.

Greywuff said...


"Wish I could say "This too shall pass.", afraid it won't, keep your powder dry men."

It will pass, it might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass.

rickn8or said...

At my house, Adam Schiff will forever be known as "Parody".

I'm starting to build quite the collection of nicknames for politicians that I'm sure they're going to hate.

We're Not Voting Our Way Out Of This.

james daily said...

One of the unfortunate facts of life revolves around folks making decisions without enough information. Pelosi instigated the impeachment inquiry before reading the transcript of the phone conversation. However, I believe this is the one that has all these liberals quivering in their boots:

With the mention of cloudstrke, he has included Clinton in this investigation and that scares the sheit out of these nitwits. If AG Barr opens this can of worms, there will be heil to pay. We already have assassinations galore that is basically business as usual with this bunch but this may take it to a whole new level because of Clinton, Clinton, Obama all involved. These people are desperate to shut down the AG but I am beginning to wonder why nothing has been put forward yet.
Oh yea, do you know anyone that reads the congressional record?

American Cowboy said...

TrickyRicky said...It remains to be seen if we, as a population of free men and women, can alter course.

I am afraid that if that is possible it will not be done without the action Thomas Jefferson wrote of in this excerpt from a letter he penned. It has been over one century since the war between the states. This country is past due for another rebellion. I hope it is at the ballet box, and not the kind that costs blood and lives, but if it should be forced upon me I will not shrink back, but will rather stand up for and defend the United States of America that I knew, even against domestic enemies.

Paris Nov. 13. 1787.

the people can not be all, & always, well informed. the part which is wrong [. . .] will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. if they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. we have had 13. states independant 11. years. there has been one rebellion. that comes to one rebellion in a century & a half for each state. what country before ever existed a century & half without a rebellion? & what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms. the remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon & pacify them. what signify a few lives lost in a century or two? the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it’s natural manure.

John the Econ said...

Adam Schiff does not piss me off. That people still take him the least bit seriously do.

What should piss off still faithful Democrat voters is that the Congressional Democrats have been threatening impeachment for two and a half years now, and still haven't done it.

What also pisses me off is that incompetent and feckless Republicans haven't made the case for what this whole Ukrainegate thing really is: Another Obama Administration Scandal! A son of the #2 man in the Obama Administration gets a $50,000-a-month gig at an Ukrainian gas company with absolutely no relevant experience in life regarding Ukraine or natural gas beyond what comes out of his own ass. (It would have made more sense if Chelsea Clinton got a board seat at American Standard because of her vast expertise in diarrhea) Knowing this, the Obama Administration sends their #2 man over to Ukraine to negotiate with them anyway. The #2 man in the Obama Administration transparently and proudly threatens to cut off aid to the country unless the president fires the prosecutor investigating his son's employer. That #2 man is (or was) the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination for President.

And yet this is really an impeachable Trump scandal?

Where is the congressional investigation of both Hunter and Joe Biden?

Boligat said...

I'm angry, too. I need a happy place to calm me down. While I do enjoy the image of a dragon and Schiff, I would rather have my Happy Place in the good company of Miss Ross.

Anonymous said...

There's already talk about this being a cold civil war. It certainly seems that way.

I'd like to see massive numbers of patriots start to get more organized (lawfully of course, very lawfully) but sit tight and get better prepared; so when the Demorats, Illegal aliens, Nutcakes and true foreign agents within our borders go crazy and really start something hot after Trump wins reelection (or maybe even just when RGB is taken off her display rack & there's a funeral)... This can all be finished up rather quickly.

Dan said...

What are the Senate Republicans doing?
Why are they not having hearings of their own?
Call Hunter Biden to testify. Call Kerry's son-in-law to testify. Et cetera.

Right now I'm not happy with the Rs. If they keep this nonaction up, I'll vote again for Trump, but the downticket Rs won't get my vote. won't matter since they don't do anything anyway as it appears right now.

Old Cannonballs said...

Where the hell is the push-back? After all, the Executive Branch is in charge of the Justice Department. Is the Trump administration finally ready to take of its gloves? It had better be. There are smoking guns everywhere with Obama's and Hillary's and the rest of the usual suspects' fingerprints all over them. Maybe Pelosi has heard rumblings of the machinery waking up, which is why she's announced out of the blue that Barr has turned rogue.

Remember guys, the best defense is a good offense. Stilt, you tell that to the President the next time you're invited to the White House for a Big Mac and Clan MacGregor.

Shelly said...

I'm trying really hard not to despair but I'm losing that fight with myself. While the Dem/Media complex is at full roar over this stupid non-scandal, the real criminals are escaping scrutiny once again. If Barr, et al, don't come through on this, I will throw in the towel.

Graylady said...

Times like these I turn the stereo to classical music and sit in my rocker and knit. It beats being charged with homicide.

Graylady said...

The 3 letter alphabet soup bunch are keeping Trump on the front burner in order to keep their collusion with the Hillary Clinton campaign out of sight. If that treason of theirs ever goes front and center they, the Dems and the DC bureaucracy will be utterly gutted and NEVER trusted again (as if they are worth trusting now).

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Jim G- I didn't really think I could be shocked by much at this point, but hearing Schiff's opening statement was a real gut punch.

@REM1875- I'm sure that Schiff's lies have already gotten broad play in the mainstream media. Trying times indeed.

@OpenTheDoor- The problem is that every time "this too passes," it's replaced by something even worse.

@Bobo the Hobo- You're right. Trump is accomplishing a lot while being the most attacked and least supported President in memory. Imagine what he could do with the support of "his" party.

@Fred Ciampi- Cause and effect...

@Larry Hoffman- Actually, I think Schiff looks like a dung beetle in a suit.

@Rastapopoulos- You're quite right that there are wheels within wheels here, and there are more fronts than is immediately apparent to most. Making popcorn isn't a bad idea.

Snark- When you list those powerful Democrats, it IS stunning how many are complete morons. As far as where the Trump coup cabal members should be imprisoned, I lean strongly toward Guantanamo. These people aren't just criminals, they're enemies of America.

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Say what you will about Hieronymus Bosch, but he sure knew how to design a playground!

@Spec-Ops Medic- How I'd love to see all of those people under oath. Hope it happens! Good points...especially about the increasing scarcity of sanity in government these days.

@Kent Neal- I hope that would be the case, but I've been disappointed before.

@Studebaker Hauk- Apparently we can't. Pity.

@TrickyRicky- Well said. Anyone who still looks to the "intelligence community" for honor or trustworthiness hasn't been paying attention.

@Cavity Man- I'll check that out when I get a chance!

@Greywuff- That's a beautiful, albeit painful, thought.

@rickn8or- I think his nickname should be "Perfidy," but that's just me.

@james daily- Wow, that Ukraine-Hillary connection sounds awfully plausible. Please, please, please let all of this drag the shadowy scumballs into the light!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@American Cowboy- Unsurprisingly, Thomas Jefferson had a very keen understanding of human nature. His words seem more timely than ever.

@John the Econ- I, too, am honked off that we're not hearing a full-throated defense of the President from Republicans in general. Which is why I am not now, nor ever will be a Republican. And where INDEED is the congressional investigation of Biden & Son, purveyors of fine corruption?

@Boligat- You make a good point.

@Anonymous- I agree, but with the codicil that I want "our side" to be capable of overwhelming defense in the event that we're attacked.

@Dan- I agree that we should be seeing a huge counter-offensive right now, and it bugs me that we're not seeing it.

@Old Cannonballs- I think it's quite possible/likely that this whole "whistleblower" and impeachment nonsense is being thrown out there so that when revelations are finally made about Obama, Hillary, and the coup cabal, the Dems can claim "oh, you're just making this up as a distraction from Trump's crimes!"

@Shelly- Never throw in the towel. Even if beaten, we can wind up that towel and snap Progressives in the ass!

@Graylady- I agree that if the 3-letter agencies' role in the attempted coup is revealed, a LOT of swamp draining will be accomplished!

As far as keeping homicidal impulses at bay, your strategy makes perfect sense to me! Along those same lines, I'm relaxing at this very moment by listening to ragtime piano music. (Highly recommended: the "Big Ragtime Piano Box" on Amazon. Free to stream for Prime members, or buy all 111 tracks for a total of 99¢. Surprisingly relaxing and cheery at the same time - a rare combination!)

Susan Fineman said...

Brilliant, as usual.

Sortahwitte said...

We cannot give up. We must not falter. A civilization that our children and grandchildren can live and thrive in is at stake. We must. must. must take back the house. Another 2 years of the commie rat bastards is unutterable. I would like to assemble all of them and shoot them to the sun in a rocket. We could wait until night so none of them would be harmed. I certainly wouldn't want any of them to be harmed.

Rod said...

@Sortawhite: There's too many for that but maybe just one smaller rocket for the top thousand trouble-makers, and just their ashes at that. Remember: We 'gotta stop using so much fuel.

NaCly Dog said...

In science an underlying theory ties many observations together into a coherent whole.

This describes the primary control mechanism over policy and office-holders that the IC has become. It was noticeable when the FBI number 2 official got President Nixon to resign. The Comey-era FBI, infiltrated since Carter and Clinton, tried very hard to derail PDJT, even before election.

My theory is that a triumvir of Globalists have taken control of the US Government, with some minor exceptions. We have:
1) the IC community,
2) Media/DNC and some GOPes, and
3) Soros and others with linked NGOs and foundations as the three heads.

Who is primary?

With the exception of the former DIRNSA, ADM Rodgers, the IC community has not worked for the US or the President. This change in requirements, and subsequent impeachment effort, is proof that this was intended as a kill shot. Who are they loyal to?

Corporations were also infiltrated via the HR staff. Try getting hired as a known conservative today. Google is not on the US's side.

Finally , education has been subverted at all levels, teaching submission and a false religion that centralized power in Globalists hands.

Dan said...

@NaCly Dog

Back in the '80s, I used to work with members of the US Intelligence community. What I found interesting/funny was that when the CIA was involved (especially in the HUMINT community) no one trusted the CIA. And that included pretty much all of USI.

HUMINT was pretty much killed after the Church Committee. Pres Carter didn't help, either, and it has taken many years to get human resources with the appropriate placement and access.

On the SIGINT side, NSA and the Service Cryptologic Elements were pretty much trusted, but too much emphasis was placed on the translations as opposed to general Traffic Analysis.

I'm still curious how Schiff can have/keep a clearance. If he was a GI, he wouldn't be cleared for the bulletin board in the company street, let alone some of the most sensitive intelligence information the country has.