Monday, August 17, 2020
We're Having Crumb Fun Now
BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE...
LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S...WAIT, WHAT?!
While watching a movie on Sunday afternoon ("The Firm," which is quite good even if you think Tom Cruise is an annoying dweeb) we kept hearing aircraft overhead. Which, after five or ten minutes, starts getting troubling. Is it a police aircraft looking for serial killers who escaped from a prison bus? An aircraft monitoring a "mostly peaceful" BLM/Antifa riot which is burning down our neighborhood? Has Amelia Earhart finally showed up?!
But no. When we checked outside, it was a small plane towing a banner. And this is what it said:
Yes, it's the "Chinese Texans for Trump," because why wouldn't it be? And we thank them for adding a surreal note to our day.
Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg at 12:05 AM
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I'm rollin'! And this is you having an off-day—well, off-year, more like!
Who was that masked man?
No one knows, not even him...
Love that plane’s message!
Regarding that masked man: The Spanish word "tonto" translates to English as "fool".
Just thought you'd like to know that.
Pieter Bruegel the Younger, LMAO!
Just shows that 2020 is going to be...
A banner year.
Why did the Lone Ranger shoot Tonto?
He found out what "Kemosabe" meant.
That plane banner was great!
Thanks for the extra smile.
Biden: “C’mon man, can I call you ‘Hi, HO Silver’ and ride you like I stole ya?”
Years ago we're sitting on the beach in Venice California with some good friends, when what do we see flying along the coast line, but a plane towing a banner reading "Surrender Dorothy". We spent the rest of the afternoon on the lookout for winged monkeys, and always making sure we had a bucket of water handy, just in case.
The definition of "fine" in 2020: I'm still breathing.
I never met a Chinese Texan I didn't like. YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!
He can still call her a 'HO
comments like yours are the reason I make sure to
sip and swallow my coffee BETWEEN each post.
I think you win the internet today :)
Dang, I saw one like that around Lake Travis yesterday. You must be really close by me at Hamilton Pool.
"He can still call her 'HO'."Why not,everybody else does.
For some odd reason Happy Hooligans place reminds me of my place ..... only with less confusion and chaos ........
Sleepy Joe doesn't realize it yet, but HE'S Tonto, and Kamala is Ke-mo-sabe.
Hey! What y'all think of the Wookie's speech? She basically made a not so veiled threat that "things" would get worse if Trump gets re-elected. Leastways, that's what it sounded like to me. "Elect Harris... I mean elect Biden, or the looting and burning and rioting will escalate.
Dear Barry and Michelle,
We suffered in (mostly) silence during your eight long years of planting the seeds of division, destroying the economy, and kissing our enemies' asses, so please STFU, will you, while Trump tries to fix it!
Or please come out into fly-over country and expose yourselves to us.
DNC = Does Not Compute
Don't get upset if their policies don't make any sense.
That's a feature, not a bug.
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