Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Come As You Aren't Party

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And he has the cleaning bills to prove it.
What's sadder than a Jack O'Lantern once Halloween has passed? That hollow stare, the wrinkles and sags, the moldy smell, the buzzing of flies, that cackling laugh...  Hey, wait! That's not a leftover Jack O'Lantern - it's Hillary Clinton!

Yes, The Thing That Wouldn't Go Away is still popping up everywhere in the mainstream media, like an undying slasher in a bad movie franchise. While in Chicago promoting her book "Killing Vince Foster" (Oops- sorry! That's Bill O'Reilly's next book), she was asked what Halloween costume she was considering and said "I think I will maybe come as the President."

We're not sure if this means she intended to don (no pun intended) Trump regalia or one of the brightly colored, whip-accessorized Dominatrix From Hell outfits she had intended to wear in the Oval Office. Either way, it's nothing we ever want to see...and frankly, we threw up in our mouths a little just thinking about it.

At the same appearance, Hillary tried to spin a negative into a positive by taking the too-little reported stories of her involvement in Uranium One and the Russian Dossier and declaring "All the networks except Fox are reporting what's really going on...it appears that they don't know I'm not president."

That's right, Hillary. Fox is reporting on you non-stop because they think you're so important, not because there are mountains of evidence piling up that you're so freaking guilty of selling out our country and trying to subvert an election with the help of Russia AND Obama's criminalized FBI.

Still, we didn't let Mrs. Clinton sour our Halloween holiday spirit. And who knows, by the time Thanksgiving rolls around, maybe this turkey will finally be getting some real heat put on her.

AND FROM THE CRYPT...


25 comments:

JustaJeepGuy said...

Diogenes Sarcastica has a couple good takes on Hitlary on Hallowe'en.

http://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/

Velveeta Processed Cheese Food said...

I see by the news that Netflixs has axed the final season of "House of Cards" due to Kevin Spacey being a perv. The only reason I was watching this thing was to eventually see the Underwoods, winners of the Bill and Hillary look-alike contest, get their just deserts. While this never happens in real life we can expect happy endings from fiction. Hours and hours wasted.

James Daily said...

The crook is like a reoccurring nightmare, no matter what you do it reoccurred. I do enjoy some masochist taking pics of her on crutches, being helped up steps stumbling about on level floors and such. It will come out one day about her alcoholism and drug addictions. Meanwhile there is nothing I enjoy more than her pressing her face to a White House window thinking, "I use to live here." They have replaced the furniture that disappeared.

Fred Ciampi said...

And how about the terrorist attack in NYC? ISIS and company have come to roost. Now I wonder when they will come to your town?!?!?!

Geoff King said...

Instead of going for a funny costume such as "the President", Hillary should have chosen something much scarier such as "the Pantsuit Demon from Hell".
Oh, wait....

Judi King said...

What a laugh! When I heard the question of what HRC was going to wear for Halloween, I immediately thought she should go as herself. What could be scarier? But I guess she as president WOULD be scarier.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@JustaJeepGuy- I always enjoy the wit and wisdom of Diogenes Sarcastica!

@Velveeta Processed Cheese Food- "House of Cards" has always been on my list of shows that I intended to eventually start watching. But between it having no real dramatic conclusion and - oh yeah - a kiddy diddler in the lead role, I can strike it from my Netflix watchlist.

@James Daily- I really do think it's likely that many of Hillary's "injuries" occur when she's tanked to the gills.

@Fred Ciampi- The terrorist attack in New York was awful. And now we're learning that this asshole was here because he won a "diversity lottery" to get a lifetime visa, courtesy of a program created by Chuck Schumer. And the question isn't when the terrorists will come to our individual towns; the question is whether or not they're already here thanks to the Dems.

@Geoff King- Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.

@Judi King- As president she'd be MUCH scarier!

NaCly Dog said...

Hillary Clinton

Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.

Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.

American Cowboy said...

...the wrinkles and sags, the moldy smell, the buzzing of flies...

I think I too threw up in the back of my mouth, although for a different reason. I thought this was a description of Hildebeasts naughty bits. (Apologies for offending any of you fine folks here)

Fish Out of Water said...

She could have dressed as a basket of Deplorables.

John the Econ said...

I think Hillary has made it quite clear that the Clintons will not be going away until the grim reaper himself decides that we've all had enough and acts accordingly.

And of course it's no surprise that the alphabet media has no interest what-so-ever in the Uranium One or the real story behind Fusion GPS. Of the alphabet media stories I've seen over the last few days, absolutely none have bothered to mention the timeline or the undeniable strings between Russia, the Clintons, and the media itself.

DC is an incestuous place. I've long argued that when the government is both the regulator and the provider of services, (as in "single payer" health care) there is no adversarial relationship and the interests of the citizen/consumers will be but a secondary concern. The same applies to when the media intertwines itself with the paid mechanisms of DC culture. We'll never see Fusion GPS's billing records because they are likely a comprehensive list of who's-who of Democrat string-pullers. Fusion GPS is the kind of shadowy special-interest-money-laden operation run by supposed untouchables that the leftist media usually loves to eviscerate. That the DC press corps is now covering for it now says more about the nature of the DC press corps than it does about Fusion GPS.

pdwalker said...

That crypt clip is still wonderfully relevant. And funny.

John the Econ said...

"And now we're learning that this asshole was here because he won a "diversity lottery" to get a lifetime visa, courtesy of a program created by Chuck Schumer."

It'a actually worse than that. This guy had already made the FBI's radar:

Feds interviewed suspected NYC truck attacker in 2015 about possible terror ties

"Saipov's name and address was listed as a “point of contact” for two different men whose names were entered into the Counterterrorism and Criminal Exploitation Unit’s list after they came to the United States from “threat countries,” one federal official told ABC News. One of the two men has vanished and is being actively sought by federal agents as a “suspected terrorist.”"

This also another example of why "extreme vetting" is a complete fraud, because even if these guys do get on the fed's radar, absolutely nothing happens. Not only that, but they lose track of the jihadists they actually do think they should do something about. So we end up with the worst of everything; Our gates are open to people who not only hate us, but are willing to kill us, ordinary law-abiding citizens continue to lose our 4th Amendment rights in the name of "security", and 8 more people dead, dozens injured, and hundreds others now missing family and loved ones.

BTW: As I write this, Trump just announced that he's working to end the "Diversity Lottery Program". (Would have posted graphic of rainbow-farting unicorn with that if I could have) What I'd like to see is Chuck Schumer address a room of this guy's victims as to why we need this supposedly vital program. Without his security detail.

Andrew said...

The diversity lottery was also one of the many legacies left to us by that fat, bloated, alcoholic murderer and rapist, Senator Teddy "The Lion of the Senate" Kennedy.

FTMF.

And I can't shit on his grave, because they buried him in Arlington. Dagnabit!

Colby Muenster said...

I would love to see Hillary as president. President of the License Plate Makers Club that is. I'll even chip in for her orange jumpsuit and Crocs.

mindful webworker said...

"...Trump regalia or one of the brightly colored, whip-accessorized Dominatrix From Hell outfits..."

Milady Webworker suggested that Hillz could dress up as the previous President.

Of course, this would involve either blackface or that mask the rodeo clown got fired over. But it's okay because she's Hillary.

Dan said...

I can agree the terrorist attack in New York was awful, but I was kinda steamed at Fox (again) for wiping out its regular programming (particularly The Five) and instead have Sheep Smith telling the same three bits of information over and over and over and over and over again.

Even with the terror part, the whole known facts of the story could be told in five minutes, updated as needed. The repeat information can be run on the bottom-of-the-screen scroll.

I turned the TV off (as I often do during these Great Events of sparse information). Sad!

Pete (Detroit) said...

InRe 'House of Cards' - I'd heard they were already planning to end it w/ season 6 anyway, they're just using this as cheap publicity.
Which, natch, compels me to watch even less...

Hillary - I'd be surprised if she could walk around the block...

Terrorists, in a town near you - I've seen no evidence of MS13 here, but Islamic Jihadis? In Dearbornistan? You THINK?!?!?
Feds killed one a while back, they made big stink about 'excessive force' for shooting him 20x, and using an attack dog. (Dogs are haram, you know). Strong possibility that it was the Imam shooting at the dog that triggered return fire...

But yeah, they're here... Also note, since the Feds got all "Sensitive" and stuff, I don't think we HAVE agents monitoring hate spaces, of ANY religious bent...

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2010/10/02/police-report-on-imam-shooting-released/

Fritz Brohn said...

She keeps pooping up!

valvenator said...

John the Econ
Microphone Hog UpChuck Schumer replied to Trump by regurgitating the same typical Liberal BS, blaming Trump for doing what the Liberals actually have been doing for decades, especially under Obama's administration.
These people need to take a hint from AA. The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one. Not gonna happen under Schmuckies watch.

Shelly said...

Stilton, it was not long ago we learned of terrorists right here in our town.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2017/10/11/fbi-texas-parents-lied-sons-isis/

This was only a few blocks from my son's house. They could be all around us and we don't even know. Only surreptitious surveillance of mosques will provide any clues.

As for Hillary, when I heard she was going as the president, I immediately pictured her in a Trump mask. That would be fitting.

Judi King said...

@Dan: I agree.....ALL news could be said in 5 minutes.

Colby Muenster said...

I just figured out how Trump can get the media to finally leave him alone. He should delete all of his emails, wipe his server clean with BleachBit, smash all of his phones with a hammer, pull out security from ambassadors in dangerous countries, and sell off 20% of the country's uranium to a hostile foreign country.

The MSM would lose interest faster than you can say Vince Foster.

@Dan and Judi King,
Mrs. Muenster and I sent Direct TV packing a few months ago ($174 a month for 67 shopping channels, 42 Hispanic channels, 128 Liberal "news" channels, and 3,458 channels you don't even get) and bought an Amazon Fire TV. I'll say it was the best damn decision we ever made. I do miss my Fox News a bit, but they really do have a horrible tendency to slip into the MSM mold during crises.

John the Econ said...

Speaking of the MSM, one of the funny things about the MSM is how they suddenly seem to discover the obvious that the rest of us have known for years:

Inside Hillary Clinton’s Secret Takeover of the DNC

"When I was asked to run the Democratic Party after the Russians hacked our emails, I stumbled onto a shocking truth about the Clinton campaign."

Secret? Really? It was pretty obvious to the rest of us, especially when there were no serious competitors to Hillary showing up other than a former mayor of a burnt-down city and a socialist who didn't even belong to the party. Cache of email stolen by "Russian hackers"? Yeah.

I don't know what Donna Brazile is up to, other than perhaps she's looked at the other Democrat stars of the moment, Maxine Waters and Frederica Wilson, and came to the conclusion of "Hey, I'm clearly more credible than these clowns. Perhaps it's time for my shot at the top spot" She's smart enough to know that the Democratic party is going absolutely nowhere as long as the Clintons are stay around. The problem is that in the wake of the Clinton corruption, there's nobody left with any moral authority at all to claim the role of "reformer".

valvenator said...

All Saints Day is the first of November. It's an old tale that the Saints would send the evil spirits back to their domain on that day. So the spirits would have a last hurrah the night before causing mischief and mayhem to the good folks on earth.
To confuse the evil spirits and make them think they were just one of them people would dress as goblins and all kinds of weird creatures so they would be left alone.
You would basically go as the opposite of what you really were,
so in reality, Hitlary as president is spot on for her.