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Friday, December 15, 2017

Stilton's Little Helper

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Today we could have looked through the news, thrown up, gargled with scotch, then created a cartoon and editorial.

OR we could spend all our time supervising Ms. Ross while she was decorating the office Christmas tree. And obviously, we've elected to go with the option that most reflects and honors our great nation's Judeo-Christian traditions. We're still having the scotch, though.

As always, the comments area is wide open for whatever you want to talk about!

38 comments:

Bill the Cat said...

You bes forgiven. Ms. Ross made me forget the news too! Good for her!

Griz Alaska said...

Ms. Ross always gets our undivided attention.
Merry CHRISTmas to the whole Stilton crew.
Take care, be safe.
God Bless.
Griz - Alaska

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what Bill the Cat sed!

Regnad Kcin said...

Well, after indulging in some fine blended from north of the border, I've determined that Ms. Ross is the "Gift that just keeps giving." Sigh...........

Ed Nelson said...

Miss. Ross is almost as gorgeous as Sarah Huckabee Sanders' pies she baked and brought into April the W/H correspondent..........have a great weekend.......MESA, AZ.

REM1875 said...

A cheap trick Doc but you got your forgiveness and to be truthful I could use a break from news the media refuses to mention...........

REM1875 said...

Ed I think Sarah ain't to bad looking either and I am a big fan of hers ......pies or no pies...

James Daily said...

Oh, yea. I am reminded of the line by the late George Kennedy in Cool Hand luke:
"Lord, don't let me go blind."
Even a news junky like myself needs a break every now and then. I have very tired of sorting the wheat from the chaff. I am tired of the sexual oddities that isn't news.

Jim Irre said...

Stilt, you shouldn't do that to us early in the morning! I need some help trimming my 🌲. Wonder if the bodacious Miss Ross makes house calls?

PvtCharlieSlate said...

Speaking of news the Media refuses to mention, there’s a web site specifically for listing the things that Trump has accomplished: magapill.com.

Bobo the Hobo said...

James Daily speaks for me! Thanks for the brief respit from the news, Stilt.

Geoff King said...

There was a tree in those photos? Musta missed that.

Anonymous said...

Stilt- Whats your opinion on Net Neutrality?

Fred Ciampi said...

I think that I'll just whip up a batch of um, er, scotch for the holidays. Merry Christmas everybody.

Bobo said...

Hubba hubba, YOWZA!

John the Econ said...

Oh Busty, you made me forget what I was going to say.

Good work.

Liberty Card said...

And we wonder why women accuse us of sexual harassment.

But, don't stop providing us with such sweet inspiration.....

Jack Colby said...

Thanks, Pvt. Slate! And Merry Christmas to all! And Happy New Year! And Happy Any & All Other Holidays, too!

Alfonso Bedoya said...

I'm so old that if Busty accused me of sexual harrassment, it would make my day!

Fred Ciampi said...

I once got accused of sexual harassment. The charge read "Assault with a dead weapon". Aahahahahahahahahahahahafartbarf.

Whoopie said...

That tree looks might tall, I'd be happy to hold the ladder for Miss Ross. And of course, in the interest of safety, I'd keep a close eye on her as she climbed to the top.

Colby Muenster said...

News cycle? What news cycle? This is a welcome break from that crap, and considering the season, I don't think anyone here would mind if you posted such un-news the rest of the year, Stilton.

Do us a favor though. No cheap scotch! It's Christmas, dang it! Treat yourself to a nice single malt. Or maybe Fred could fix you up with some of his rheumatiz medicine.

Jack Colby said...

@Colby Muenster

"No cheap scotch" reminds me of one of my favorite New Yorker cartoons. A dapper Manhattanite is sitting @ a bar and, as the bartender reaches for the rail, says, "My body is a temple, Jules. Only the good gin."

Personally, I never developed an appetite for the brown boozes. I hope that doesn't trigger anyone here.

Anonymous said...

Looked at my twit thingy and what did I find?

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2017/12/15/breaking-trump-to-remove-climate-change-as-a-national-security-threat/


--mech


Where do we find more of Miss Ross?

Lee The Voice said...

Hoping that it is at least Glen Fiddish.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- You know, I kind of thought you wouldn't mind a visit from Busty right about now, especially in her holiday attire. And no, I don't consider this any kind of sexual harassment. Rather, like walking through the Louvre or standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon, it's just about appreciating the view.

@Anonymous- I don't really have a strong opinion on net neutrality. The Wall Street Journal seems to think the repeal is good-to-neutral news, which strikes me as reasonable. Plus, if Obama was for it I'm reflexively against it.

@PvtCharlieSlate- Say what you will about Trump (and I frequently do), but he IS getting things done. Not that you'd know it from the media coverage. And by "coverage," I mean they're trying to cover up his actual accomplishments.

@Colby Muenster- I'm all for enjoying some non-cheap scotch during this holiday season, but I haven't been able to get out to the liquor store for awhile (weird zoning around here) so must rely on my stash of cheap rotgut.

@Anonymous- To find more of Miss Ross, just keep returning to this site. (grin)

@Lee the Voice- Bless you, sir, but I'm afraid I'm drinking Clan MacGregor. $13.99 for the 1.75 liter jug. And tastes like it!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Just a reminder - as is always the case, if you click on the cartoon it will appear at a larger, easier to view size. Today is one of those days that it's worth doing!

George said...

Any chance of seeing the uncropped photo showing more legs? Me thinks I notice a red garter belt!!!

Gee M said...

ODE TO Ms BUSTY Ross

Dear Ms Ross: I like your smile!
I enjoy your telling us how
Things are as they are... the whole while
I am ALWAYS looking at your ...eyes!

Your wit, your great clothes
your beautiful hair and ...eyes
all give me a warm glow!
Just the truth, I tell no lies!

And when the day is done, I come
to Stil's, for the funny stuff!
But truth be told, a rule of thumb
It's you I love, and your ...eyes!

(My attorney said this is NOT harrasment, stalking, or good poetry...nothing litagable!)
Ha!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- I got a fun surprise this morning while looking at the Drudge Report in the...uh...little reading room. I tapped on a headline about Trump eliminating climate change as a security threat, and lo and behold the linked article is headlined by one of my cartoons - complete with attribution!

@George- Actually, I reframed the cartoon today to show as much as possible already. But nice catch on the garter belt!

@GeeM- Poetry is still safe under the first amendment around here.

Gee M said...

Excellent kudo for you, sir!
We all know you are right at Pulitzer level, and it's good to see you appreciated on another level like Breitbart.

And thank you for the info...if I ever actually write some poetry I'll post it!

Colby Muenster said...

Break out the champaigne (or Clan MacGregor)! You have arrived!

Rod said...

Despite political differences, it could be interesting if Busty Ross and Lefty Lucy ever did some feminine bonding. We'd of course all behave very well. All that other stuff is in the diversionary news; not here. Stilt: Where do you find such opinionated yet fun women?

DavidD said...

Feel free not to have time to make a cartoon whenever Ms. Ross is around, Mr. J.

John the Econ said...

I noticed that the other day. A couple of my favorite blogs intersect. Congratulations, @Stilton!

pdwalker said...

AhahahaHahahaha... definitely forgiven.

pdwalker said...

(talk about knowing your audience!)

Sarthurk said...

yeah, I gargle with Scotch frequently, due to the insane audacity of the left, and the Democraps that waste our taxpayer dollars on that BS.

Hopefully now, I'll be able save some Scotch for celebration.

They tried bary the kenyon liar, and what did it get them?

MAGA!

kinda hard to dig that hole much deeper.