As massive recreational looting and violence continues in lawless hellholes like Chicago, Black Lives Matter "spokesperson-of-color-with-a-uterus," Ariel Atkins (seen above), has declared that the smash and grab thefts we're seeing are actually "reparations," and that "anything they wanted to take, they can take it because these businesses have insurance."
Which suggests that Ms. Atkins has no idea whatsoever how insurance works or who ends up paying for it, which should put her solidly in the running for Clueless Joe's vice-presidential nomination.
And speaking of Basement Biden (who is always below see-level), he recently made a huge "oops, I was being honest" gaffe in which he declared that Hispanics, totally unlike African Americans, were a "diverse" and non-monolithic group. Which makes this a good time to revisit the former VP's long, long, long history of saying insulting things to and about black Americans...
FROM THE HOPE N' CHANGE VAULT: OLD BLACK JOE (7/13/12)
After a grueling schedule of attending fundraisers with Hollywood celebrities and high-rolling donors, Barack Obama looked at his totally empty presidential schedule yesterday and decided to blow off meeting with a bunch of colored people at the NAACP...opting instead to send Joe Biden by telling the Vice President that he'd be addressing the NCAA.
Despite the NAACP's somewhat icy reception for presidential candidate Mitt Romney the previous day, Joe Biden quickly won the audience over by pointing off the stage and, suddenly adopting the vocal stylings of Stepin Fetchit, calling "Mousey - you out there? Hey Mouse! How ya doin', man?"
After that, Biden peered into the audience and identified Fat Albert, Old Weird Harold, Mushmouth, Mudfoot Brown, and Antonio "Huggy Bear" Fargas - none of whom were actually present - before returning to his scripted remarks about how much Joe Biden had personally learned from attending the church of Reverend Jeremiah "God-DAMN America" Wright.
Okay, we're joking about the shoutout to the Cosby Kids and Huggy Bear, but unfortunately Biden's praise for Reverend Wright was all too real - and all too well received.
But knowing that pasty Joe Biden wouldn't satisfy the NAACP crowd (indeed, almost no one showed up for Biden's speech), Barack Obama did send a short video message in which he told the assembled colored people that "I stand on your shoulders." And that huge weight may explain why the unemployment rate for black Americans has just risen to 14.4%... far higher than the rate for other demographic groups.
Frankly, Barack Obama is doing everything in his power to keep black Americans in forced poverty, deny their children decent educations, and reinforce their permanent dependence on Big Government.
He's not standing on their shoulders...he just has his boot on their necks.
BREAKING NEWS: AGING RACIST TEAMS WITH SKANKY WOMAN OF COLOR!
History was made Tuesday afternoon when Joe Biden's hand, resting limply on a Ouija Board planchette, was aggressively guided to a picture of Senator Kamala Harris - thereby making her the official Democrat candidate for vice president of the United States.
Of course, when drummed out of the actual presidential nomination process, Harris said it was because Democrats (those misogynistic racist bastards) just weren't ready to vote for a "strong woman of color" - a trend which we hope to see repeated in November.
She also wasn't shy about accusing Biden himself of a long, long history of racism...
While none of the finalists on Joe's potential VP list were any good, we have to admit in complete honesty that we find Ms. Harris the most odious of the lot. Even her nomination is a sad day for our nation.
40 comments:
"...her nomination was a sad day for the nation..." So maybe that's why her former "manager" Willie Brown recommended she not accept the nomination?
“a vagina and a pair of size 12 lips“
That’s it! It’s over, man...it’s over!
You win the internet today. 🏆
@147: Seconded. LMAO!
As for Ariel A**wipe, I can see where some folks would think beating the hell out of her would not be a crime, but a pleasant public service.
"But that would be wrong." -R.M. Nixon
So it’s gonna be Joe & The Ho? Okay, let’s do this!
Hey Stilton, just want to say how much I enjoy your content!
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most insurance contracts have a clause that says "We don't pay off in case of riot or insurrection"?
Joe & the Ho. I love it. She is truly one who has f----d her way to where she is now. And, just to stir the pudding, how come she is touted as black when her mommy is Indian (The Gandhi type, not the Sitting Bull kind)? Is she the ultimate minority? I think the ultimate minority would be a half Asian, half black, paraplegic, with a harelip and a chromosome imbalance and only two DNA helix. Ohhhh, time for my moonshine injection..........
Biden/Harris the mentally and morally challenged for 2020
Snoozy/Floozy 2020
Stilt: You hit this one out of the ballpark (as usual). Forward time.
The video is classic for me because I grew up in Charlotte, NC, poster child for Federally enforced school busing. While it started after I graduated from high school, I certainly witnessed the results. During a time of fuel shortages, the Feds required that tens of thousands of gallons of gasoline be used to transport kids of all races as much as a hundred miles each day, starting in the early dark, finishing at home also in the dark, distributing the kids to schools in locations so remote that the parents had little ability to participate in PTA, athletics or other events. Towards the end of the fiasco the minority families most affected sued for it to end, realizing that what they asked for and received was not what they had expected. Funny about that karma thing...
So old Groper Joe was right while being wrong, and the Ho excoriated him for it.
I saw a fifty lb bag of popcorn at Sam's Club the other day. I might need it!
Breaking news: Willie Brown overheard in the SF Chronicle men's room when asked his opinion of Kamala Harris' being chosen as VP: "She sucks."
@Kerry Soileau- well played!
President Donald John Trump claims that Harris was his favorite pick. Is he simply trolling, or is she truly the worst possible pick for the CPUSA ticket? Let's consider a handful of salient points (from memory so not necessarily gospel):
>Harris' grandparents owned slaves. Not a good bit of history in the time of BLM.
>Harris as a prosecutor fought to keep wrongly jailed persons of color behind bars, even when prosecutorial malfeasance was known to have been a factor in conviction.
>Harris said she believed the accusers who claimed Snoozy had assaulted them. Until he was coronated and she stopped believing. Not a good look in the time of #MeToo.
>Harris is an authoritarian who has vowed to outlaw firearms by fiat within the first 100 days of her administration, whenever it is decided that Joe No Mo.
I could go on and on, but you get the idea. Good luck selling this wench to the American people, at least those that don't wear a mask when home alone.
https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/08/wisconsins-department-of-natural-resources-requires-employees-to-wear-masks-even-during-teleconferences/
I hope they treat Kumala twice as bad as they did Sarah Palin.
As the debate rages on as to whether public schools should reopen in a few weeks, today's post makes me ask "Why?" If the last couple of months have demonstrated anything, it's that public education has been a abject failure. Not only does it fail to prepare students for entry level employment much less an education in basic life skills, it's failed to produce citizens worthy of a democratic republic. Not only that, but also engenders people to feel entitled to righteously ransack other people's property.
So what's the point? Just close them all and give me my property tax money back so that I can buy more guns and insurance to protect myself from this insanity.
Kamala: Speaking of "reparations", here's a question for you. Does Kamala Harris, a direct progeny of former slave owners receive reparations or have to pay them? Or both?
Oh, and Kamala is hardly the worst. He could have picked Alt-Georgia governor Stacey Abrams.
But seriously, we all know that Biden who already has enough trouble picking his lunch from a menu didn't choose Kamala. A committee of Democratic consultants did after consulting some algorithm programmed to calculate the endorphin hit white Progressives might get when filling out their mail-in ballots.
As Mark Steyn said, The Trump campaign is all candidate with no consultants. The Biden campaign is all consultants with no candidate.
I forgot to mention Kamelhair's nickname; Kneepads Cameltoe.
KamelJoe 2020
God help us.
...from Mancow on WLS radio this morning.
The joe and kamala ticket:
Peepads and kneepads.
I wanna know... did SloJoe come up with the idea of promising to pick a woman of color, or was that mandated from his keepers? I sorta think this is something he blurted out trying to make brownie points, then the DNC was stuck with it.
I'm trying to think of even one politically connected "woman of color" who isn't a radical nutjob, and would speculate the DNC would much rather have had someone more moderate despite their gender or skin color. I'd think the Dims would have a better chance of beating Trump with someone like Chickenpooper or even Buttgag.
It's gonna be interesting for sure, but God help us if this pair gets in the White House!
While the democrats have Slow-jo and Kamel-toe, the rest of America has Remington, Ruger, Smith, Wesson, Winchester, Glock and others to protect ourselves.
“It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow,” said Joe.
Ariel Atkins - Liberal Logic meets Reality.
I am increasingly and personally offended by the media's continued, dare I say non-stop use of the fraze: "person of color", but exspecially when they use it on my gurl (what's it say on that sign over there?) oh yea! Komona Hatrip. Person of Color?? Person of interest, certainly. If not simply for the crimes she has allegedly already committed, most certainly for the crimes she'll be willingly committing once she has her hands on the great dong of power. Bong of power? Whatever. Going on. I reclaim the deviser my time.
@ Colby: I highly doubt it was slow Joe's idea to put her on the ticket, but rather slow Joe's prog puppet masters.
Stilton I need to thank you. Last night a good friend of mine passed away from COVID. He was a retired Colonel in the US Army, combat veteran and trauma surgeon. He was a competitive shooter at Camp Perry and an all around good guy who would do damn near anything for you regardless of whether he knew you or not. The reason why I need to thank you is because right after you were selling the Johnny Optimism and I talked with him about them to see if he had ever heard of them and he had and loved them. So I am thanking you that the last conversation I had with him was about a silly cartoon but brought laughter to both our lives. So every time I look at the real books I got on my bookshelf it will bring a smile life. Thank you for both Johnny and your Stilton's Place blogs and the humor they bring.
She's never kissed a parrot, but she's kissed a cockatoo!
Be kind, folks. I doubt Ms. Harris is f---king her way to the top any more; but if that IS still so; I don't think it's with Joe. This will still be quite a show the next ~3 months; but as said before for a lot us: it changes nothing.
Okay, let's enumerate the Demo_Rats' campaign slogans:
I kinda like "Gropey Joe and Kamalatoe"
On The Peoples Cube there was "Sleepy Joe and the Sloppy HO"
How about "The Senile Old White Guy and the San Francisco Whore"?
From Kerry Soileau above, there's "Snoozy/Floozy 2020"
George offered "KamelJoe 2020"
Sortahwitte has "Peepads and kneepads"
Bobo the Hobo sez "Joe & The Ho"
How many more?
@Jeep: Lower and Hardly!
HOTUS: Hooker Of The United States
The progs have tried a coup d'etat, investigations, aiding and abetting a hostile media, and now they want to try this.
https://www.adbusters.org/campaigns/whitehousesiege-tactical-briefing-1
It puzzles that they seem not to calculate how many votes a stunt like this so close to election, will swing to Trump.
With regards to the "looting is not a crime since the victims have insurance" theory: It reminds me of the aftermath of Kristalnacht. The Jewish shops, homes and synagogues all had insurance, so Hermann Goering said much the same as the intellectual titan from BLM did.
I will not be surprised when the next step arrives - the levying of a special tax on the insurance settlements - at the leftist default rate of 100%!
@Jeep: Just read a great one on Disqus: "Talcum X". LMAO!
Fish, this seems to be a recruiting ad for Useful Idiots in the great "Let's You and Him Fight War".
And I agree it won't do anything but drive votes to President Trump.
@ American Cowboy,
You forgot the Street Sweeper, Mr. Mossberg - my favorite kinda anti-riot guy!!
...and insurance premiums come from the same money tree as "free" healthcare, "free" college, "free" food, "free" housing, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... Crimony! Liberal logic defies all... all... logic!
I just read that Seattle's alleged mayor is getting recalled. Meh... they'll just replace her with another progressive idiot.
@Readers- When it rains, it pours. 2020 bit my family in the ass again yesterday, so I can't really post. Hopefully I can write about it on the main page for Friday.
@John25mm- My very sincere condolences on the loss of your friend. He sounds like a very special human being, and we're all poorer for his loss. I'm glad that I perhaps gave him a laugh or two.
Sorry to hear that but take your time Stilt; don't make unnecessary pressure. We'll be here and I bet many of us wish we could help. What's next out there? Political conventions and Talking heads? Big whoop.
I was late tuning in to network news tonight (out of curiosity) and just did catch video of Biden saying "EVERY American SHOULD wear a mask WHEN OUTDOORS; ENFORCED by EVERY State Governor, etc, FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS."
There are few places or situations where use of absolute words like "EVERY, ALL, NEVER, ALWAYS, NONE, are appropriate. And this is not one of them.
Goodbye Joe. You're an even worse idiot now; just when you SAY you will fix 40-50 years of accomplishing nothing. Quit fooling yourself. We are on to you; we have been for a long time. I did not know them all of course; but yours almost has to be one of worst U.S. national party tickets for the two top jobs EVER.
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