The more detailed information we get on the recent election returns, the more impossible it becomes to believe that Joe Biden managed to "win" against all statistical precedent unless a long, long list of election improprieties was actually vote fraud on a massive scale.
Trump is still making legal challenges, but seemingly without much help from the DOJ or the FBI. Let alone the media, which suddenly has no curiosity whatsoever about how the literally impossible happened in swing state after swing state after counting was suddenly stopped and observers removed, following which there was a literally unbelievable surge for Joe Biden when new "votes" started appearing by the truckload and counting resumed, unobserved, in the dark of night.
As we've said here before, we will never accept Biden as president, nor believe that this was a fair and uncompromised election. We can only hope that somehow Trump prevails in the courts. Otherwise, Democracy is as dead as last Thursday's turkey carcass.
In the meanwhile, Biden is still play-acting at being the president-elect...
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BACK(DOOR) TO THE FUTURE
First things first: before anyone gets the vapors, you should know that you're looking at the hole in a cake donut in the cartoon above. And our sincere apologies to anyone who was eating a cake donut while reading this.
But pastry aside, that doesn't make Barack Obama any less of a talking asshole. While pushing his 27th autobiography, he's now spouting endless lies and revisions of recent history which give us a throbbing headache the like of which we haven't had in four years. For him to accuse Trump of putting (ahem) "undocumented workers" in "cages" that Obama himself built raises hypocrisy to an almost metaphysical level.
Barry also accused President Trump of saying "bad things, racial things, about Hispanics" (which isn't true) before himself going on a diatribe about how Hispanics gave Trump a lot of votes because they're homophobes and misogynists who don't give a sweet fiddly-damn about human rights. Which raises an interesting question: why is Biden's top priority in these plague-ridden times to give amnesty and citizenship to 11 million of these apparently dreadful people?
LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST
There will be paper hats, party horns, and cheap champagne (Alma brut) today in the Jarlsberg household as we celebrate Mrs. J's birthday! We keep such celebrations small, even when the four horsemen of the apocalypse aren't restricting the number of diners in 5-star restaurants with strolling violin players. But that makes the day no less special, and we hope you'll join us in wishing the ever-wonderful Mrs. J a very Happy Birthday indeed!
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Happy Birthday Mrs. J. Holiday blessings to you and yours.
Biden fraud: One of the interesting bits of buzz is that the Special Forces command now bypasses the Pentagon and now reports directly to the White House. While we can only hope that Seal Team Six drops in on the DNC with extreme prejudice in mind, it's also interesting that Trump isn't apparently acting like someone who's contesting the election, but rather someone putting the pieces together to start really hammering away at the enemies of freedom and true democracy once he's re-inaugurated...
Talking asshole: I'll never look at cake donuts the same way again, damn your hide. And I LIKE cake donuts.
And finally: I didn't know Clan MacGregor made champagne. In any event, many happy returns to Mrs. J and may her next year be MUCH better than this last year!
Granted, that hurdle is nearly microscopic in height, but you get the idea. ;-)
Happy Birthday, Mrs. J!
Happy HatchDay, Mrs. Jarlsberg! Wishing you
many more, in fine health and happiness!
"Trump is still making legal challenges, but seemingly without much help from the DOJ or the FBI."
Nor the Republican Party I might add.
And Happy Birthday Mrs.J!
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jarlsberg.
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jarlsberg. And Many More!
Have a great B-day, Mrs. J, and many happy returns of the occasion!
Happy Birthday to the sainted Mrs J !!!
Have a HAPPY HAPPY birth day mrs J
The happiest of birthdays to Mrs. J. Salute!
Just the excuse I needed to get some Clan MacGregor...many happy returns Mrs. J. (& many thanks, MR. J. for thrice weekly comedy gold.)
Happy Birthday!
May your cake need no burly, fit, firefighters to put out.
Happy Birthday Mrs. Jarlsberg.
Happy Birthday Ms. Jarlsberg. Hope the day is kind to you and your husband and that the celebration goes on without a hitch. (No idea where that expression came from).
Happy birthday, Mrs J! Hold out for the cake.....NOT the cake doughnut
Happy birthday, Mrs. J - 21 at last! 😉
@M. Mitchell Marmel, if Seal Team Six’s doesn’t pay a visit to the DNC, it looks like Sydney Powell is heading up to SCOTUS with Squeal Team Six and her witnesses.
Happy birthday Mrs. Jarlsberg. Tell your hubby to share some of that Clan MacGregor with you! I wish you a wonderful day filled with love and blessings.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ms J! May this be the best birthday EVER! And may the next 137 birthdays be even better!
Fortunately I have learned to put the coffee down before clicking on the Stilton's Place url.
And, I too, will have a shiver when seeing cake donuts from now on.
President Trump seems to be more and more reminiscent of William Wallace. And the DNC would subject PDJT to the same fate if they could.
I pray that the President will prevail and on 22 January take a flame thrower and then a fire hose to the FBI, CIA, departments of State, Treasury and the Pentagon. Current Simple Circus employment rules make it nearly impossible to rout out the scum that infests DC. But I trust that PDJT will persevere in finding a way to do it.
As for Obozo - why won't he just GTFA? He's far worse than herpes.
Happy Birthday Mrs J!! Hope you have a Great Day and Many More!
Happy belated birthday to Mrs. J!
"give amnesty and citizenship to 11 million"
There are 30-40 million illegals here. They are everywhere now. The newsweasels have been repeating "11 million" for 3 decades, while at least a million a year sneak across the border.
A very Happy Birthday to Mrs. J, and many more!
George Orwell was more prophetic than he’ll ever know...
Happy Birthday Mrs. J. and cheers to the next happy healthy year.
Personally, I'm still waiting for the Electoral College. And tell Mrs J. Happy Birthday, and many happy returns!!
I've mentioned here several times something Mark Steyn observed 4 years ago that from now on to perpetuity, any non-Progressive Democrat will not just need to win by a substantial margin but by any margin of lawyer. In other words, Republicans will need to win by such substantial numbers of votes to overcome voter fraud, legal challenges, or any obvious or perceived "statistical anomalies". Last January after nearly 4 years of contrived, phony attempts to take him out and with an economy still growing after the previous era of malaise, Trump was on-track to achieve a 1984-level landslide over anyone the Democrats could possibly run. It took a global pandemic and engineered social unrest and Trump's ego to undo that.
Speaking of egos: It's an absolute hoot that in a single sentence a Progressive can easily both accuse someone else of racism and then say something utterly racist to justify their supposedly superior moral position.
In California, the home of Ronald Reagan, the electorate kept voting incorrectly. So the Democrats replaced the electorate, largely through unregulated illegal immigration. Although effective in turning a formerly solidly red state blue in only a single generation, it was also only a matter of time until this strategy came back to bite the left.
And it is true that as a whole, Hispanic culture isn't really big on homosexuality, abortion, or the plethora of alternative sexual identities that are now peddled as normal in academia. But there are other aspects of the Progressive agenda that many of these new residents of the US are not fond of as well, like socialism that destroyed their homelands.
I wonder who the Democrats are going to import en masse to correct the incorrect voting patterns of the last demographic they imported.
Happy Birthday Mrs. J!: I am sorry that you will be denied the night out that you deserve in this dumpster fire of a year. So I will join with everyone else here to see to it that Mr. J treats you to a doubly-nice night out next year. It's now on my calendar to remind him. Blessings!
Hippo birdies two ewes . . . Mrs. J -- and many more.
@rickn8or, I have noted that. However, that's an even more short-sighted strategy than the importing of tens-of-millions of Hispanics. For one thing, they are even more innately hostile to aspects and members of the Progressive coalition than Hispanics are. And they are far more likely to act upon their discontent, violently.
A very happy birthday to you Mrs. J and many more. And please don't take away hubby's Clan Macgregor. We need him pissed off in more than one way! Best wishes to you both!
*delurks*
Happy Birthday, Mrs. J!
*waves*
*relurks*
Happy Birthday Mrs. Jarlsberg. Here is to many more!
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Many happy returns to the lovely Mrs. J. It must be a real hoot to live with such a funny guy.
As to the election fraud, I'm growing a little weary of all the complaints about Trump not doing anything about it. Of course, the MSM only reports that there has been no voter fraud found or the judges who throw out Trump's lawsuits. In that regard, I believe it is imperative that Trump appoint a special counsel to investigate the fraud. These judges don't want to get any Biden blood on their hands so they are unreliable. Also, the Supreme Court is iffy too because of that closeted pinko, Roberts. If the Dims can investigate something that never happened for three years, I believe a real SC is warranted. It's only the country we're talking about.
As far as Obama is concerned, I can't really use the language I want in regard to him because this is civilized company we are in. Suffice it to say, I loathe that nasty bastard.
For some reason, I clicked Anonymous. The above post is really from me, Shelly.
Best wishes to the entire Jarlsberg clan.
Happy birthday, Mrs. Jarlsberg.
Happy Birthday, Mrs. J. And thanks for letting you less significant other keep us amused.
Birthday wishes to Lady Jarlsberg...
Happy Birthday to the First Lady of the Jarlsberg castle. I hope it was the best one ever despite what 2020 dealt us.
PS You have a hell of a funny, creative husband but I'm sure you discovered that years ago.
Stay safe, both of you.
Happy Birthday, Mrs J. And best wishes to Stilton and Daughter J.
Was listening to Chris Plante this morning. He's referring to Biden as the President-Alleged.
Happy B'Day to Mrs. J. We share the same birthday.
I get so tired of Barack Hussein. I get so tired of hearing from Barack Hussein. I get so tired of Barack Hussein saying that white folks were so upset that a black guy was installed in the presidency. The booger-eatin' moron somehow thinks it wasn't white folks who elected him--twice. How can that skinny dip$#!t carry that ego around??
As we all know, Gropey Joe couldn't possibly win an HONEST election against President Trump. Especially with Kamalatoe the San Francisco HO, who couldn't get any votes in the Demo_Rat primaries.
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. JARLSBERG!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Mrs J. My one year old grandson, Maverick, shares the date with you.
Hippo birdie two ewe,
hippo birdie two ewe.
Hippo birdie, deer ewe,
Hippo birdie two ewe!!
And many more.
I see that Mrs. J is celebrating another anniversary of her 25th Birthday. ☺
Happy Birthday Mrs. J
Happy birthday, Mrs. Jarlsberg!
Speaking of a "back door" to the future: Just got a note from some friends in Georgia. As you might know, there's a runoff election coming up that could literally change the character of the Senate which is now our only barrier against the type of runaway Progressive governance that gave us ObamaCare and other social and economic destruction in addition to the better part of a decade of malaise.
My friends subscribe to the USPS's "informed delivery" service which sends you an email with pictures of the mail you can expect to find in your mailbox later in the day. They got a bit of a surprise yesterday when their informed delivery email included no fewer than three applications for absentee ballots that they did not request. And even bigger surprise arrived later when they received all of the mail described in their email except the aforementioned absentee ballot applications.
I wonder who will be voted for on those 3 ballots.
I've had USPS's "informed delivery" for two years. Because of informed delivery, I knew that two of Mrs. ET's birthday cards were not delivered. I was able to send images in with my complaint to the USPS Postal Inspectors. We need to always report these things so the Inspectors know where to look for problems in the system.
I have also signed up with UPS and FedX, they send an email when someone sends us a package.
Check it out.
Happy birthday, Mrs. J! And many more...
Regarding the talking asshole. If only Preparation H would make it go away! I'd happily buy a year's worth and personally rub it all over that PITA.
What is it about recent Democrat ex-Presidents? Carter, Clinton, O'Liar CAN'T seem to just go home and count their ill gotten gains. These turds could take a lesson or two from Harry Truman.
@Readers- Many thanks for all the birthday wishes! They were much appreciated!
@John the Econ- Would you mind if I move your friend's experience (and your writing) to the front page of the blog tomorrow? And if so, can I use your name on it? I almost got physically sick reading his experience. Has he filed a "missing mail" claim with the USPS? He needs to document ALL of this and/or bring it to someone's attention. Of course, that begs the question of WHO to give the information to? Damn, now I'm depressed again. (semi-wry grin)
Try this link to file reports to the USPS Postal inspectors Our Investigation starts with your report.
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