Kamala Harris has chosen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz to be her running mate in the upcoming election, and voters are excitedly proclaiming "Who the hell is that?!"
And the answer is he's a white guy from the Midwest and the Harris team thinks he'll bring in votes because, well shoot, you can't count on flyover country to vote for a radical Black woman, right? Also, they like the symbolism of a white man being seen as subordinate to a (vaguely) Black woman. If Kamala had chosen a Samoan lesbian in a wheelchair the optics just wouldn't have been as tasty.
Walz is, of course, screamingly liberal and enjoys outdoor activities like watching BLM burn cities down while on his watch. He was late calling in the National Guard, and then allowed his daughter to "leak" the security plans so rioters would know which areas to avoid. And there's more damning stuff, but there's no need to list it here. We all knew he was a horrible candidate and a horrible human being when Kamala rightfully thought he belonged on her team.
But thinking of the HARRIS - WALZ signs we'll soon see sprouting up in yards everywhere, it struck me that there was something rather musical about that combination of words.
And so I modestly present "The New Harris Wal(t)z"...
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Maybe set that waltz to...Monster Mash?
Spectacular! The AI word mix isn't perfect but carries reasonably well with the waltz. 😁
Marxists...why'd it have to be Marxists? 🫤
I do admire you and your work Stilton!
Not all is bad. I see another squalid "squad" member is now political history.
The Democrats / MSM (same difference) has anointed Walz “folksy”; brace yourselves to hear that word ad nauseam.
OUTSTANDING! No problem with the Video, and I was able to copy the Link https://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2024/08/face-music.html by clicking on FREE THE MUSIC and share this with all of my friends who are not on your distrubution. Thanks!
Johann Strauss would be proud!
Love the song! Bet it would be top ten on the charts! NWPa Ray
Bravo, Stilt, bravo!
This Walz guy is as bad as it gets. I'm so thankful the cackling idiot (or Holder) didn't pick Josh Shapiro, who would have almost certainly delivered Pennsylvania to the Dem tally. What a moron.
Great job with the waltz Stilton.
Outstanding...the Hiney Winery Crew would be proud
“One person’s socialism is another’s neighborliness.” Tim Walz, demonstrating what little knowledge he has of socialism. I pray fervently every moment of every day that they lose spectacularly in November. But ultimately Dominion will decide…
Have been to unhappy with BOTH candidates so long, it's been too hard to post here as I once did regularly. HOWEVER, the "Harris Walz" is so beautiful, so bang-on straight accurate, it has provoked me in say, "Stilt, the new technology has given you yet another outlet for your brilliance, creativity, and now seething rage at the insane situation we're in." Please never stop!
I did not see any link or FREE THE MUSIC. Do I have to be signed in to see it?
Jack
BRILLANT!
@Readers- Glad you enjoyed the song! The lyrics are all mine and the artificial intelligence did a reasonably good job of singing - quite literally "close enough for government work." It's hilarious (in a not too funny way) to see Democrats and the media suddenly over the moon about an old white guy. And is it wrong of me to say that I immediately hate his stupid grin? Hopefully Trump and Vance will wipe it off his face.
@Jack- I don't know what FREE THE MUSIC is either, but you can send friends this URL (via cut and paste) to hear the song: https://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2024/08/face-music.html
@TVAG- Good to hear from you again! It sounds like we're both in the same place for this election cycle. You will never hear me say "Oh boy! TRUMP!" but you can most certainly hear me say "Please, God, not Kamala." And thank you for the very kind words. I'm now thinking of adding "Brilliance, Creativity, and Seething Rage" to my business card.
Outstanding, Stilton!! I love the fiddle music and the words are brilliant. You've entered a new and wonderful phase here.
Not so fast, let's wait until after she cries 'racism' and has some bye-then appointed judge order a recount so they can use those boxes of ballots they 'forgot' to include the first time...or the late mail-in ones arrive in a few days.
Not so fond of the new posting system that makes you turn 'cookies' on and give google your personal data...not fond at all.
Left & Left-er. Looking forward to learn more about this "neighborly" socialism.
Coffee......out my nose and other places. Good one !!
I, for one, am sick and tired of the powers that be tricking people into thinking these awful candidates are flyover America flag-waving patriots. They fooled us with Obama and certainly with dementia Joe, but the Kamala and now Walz attempted makeovers aren't gonna fly. There are too many videos to ignore of their real personas. I can't believe anyone buys this crap.
BRILLIANT! THANK YOU, STILT!
@Stilt, the New Harris Wal(t)z should be blasting from every car radio in the land! Oh wait, is that too old-fashioned? Well, I'M old-fashioned. You kids get off of my lawn!
Sadly, I think Walz got picked for Kamalatoe simply for his being a flaming commie. From some things I've read, Kamalatoe wasn't Barack Hussein's choice, but he apparently got played by Gropey Joe (for once?) and was forced to accept her. I guess on her own she wasn't commie enough for the Demo_Rats so the ticket had to be weighted more leftward.
I still haven't completely given up on the idea that the Demo_Rats are or will become desperate enough to try the 22nd Amendment to keep President Trump off the ballot. There's still time...
Stilt! You are most welcome, Sir, for anything I said that may cause you to print new business cards.
And, yes, while this just might be the first election since my first election to just stay home on The Day and pray that whatever happens, the Republic can survive it.
And, since I'm still gushing since I heard the beautiful melody of the "Harris Walz," a previous poster mentioned something worth amplifying.
Namely, Obama may not have wanted "Special K" as the Dem nominee/figurehead, but she's as spineless and mindless as Joe ever was and may well be more easily manipulated. After all, isn't Mr. Obama looking forward to his FOURTH TERM? His election gang has suddenly come to lend her a chivalrous hand, and please don't tell me it's out of their deep commitment to "Democracy."
Going madder by the minute....
Isn't it interesting how quickly these slick general election TV ads were able to come out? OH! I get it. They can recite platitudes and take years off her face just about any time over the last 3.5 years. She wasn't doing much of anything else.
Stilt (may I call you Stilt?),
I just heard Walz say that his running mate "exudes joy." I have images in my noggin about how you could play that up (so I won't interfere with/influence your creative juices--so to speak).
I love it. It should be playing on conservative talk shows all over America.
@Anonymous- I don't know what the heck is going on with the comments section. It looks entirely different to me. I didn't know that it's asking people for cookies and such and I don't like it. I need to hire a hotshot who can move this whole shebang to a private server instead of Google.
@Anonymous the 2nd - Of course you can call me Stilt! We're all friends here!
@Lee The Voice- Thank you, sir! I wish with all my heart that I had some kind of an "in" that could let me submit material to conservative shows. I'd love for some of this foolishness to get broader play. Maybe I should consult Dr. Fauci in how to go viral?
You may not like Trump. Fine. I would humbly submit that a non-vote is actually a vote for Harris/Walz. In other words a vote for communism. Choose wisely.
The Dems could have chosen a tub of lard for kameltoe's mate. At the end of the day (=5 Nov) they will do wht they always do and cheat. Midnight DRT streets ahead. 3 AM Kamala surges to victory with newly discoverd votes.
Make sure you have plenty of Clan McGregor Doc!
PS I loved the Wal(t)z video!
The wal(t)z was awesome! I understand why the Dim's secret operatives (Obama / Soros) picked Kamala. She was the only one with access to the existing cash. Then again, it was a piddling $91 million. They've raised way more than that after her coronation.
What I don't understand is picking the biggest commie, POS governor in the country. Walz is a lefty version of Pretty Pretty Gavin. That tells me that the Dims are going for full blown socialism this time; the mask is off. What bothers me most about Walz is when he sent police into a riot WITHOUT riot gear as their precinct was being burned down.
PS... I sorta like the new format. It lets folks respond directly to other's comments.
Harris apparently caved to the Jew hating crowd. Works for me, but I was pretty surprised at the lack of pandering that the Dims usually do so well.
Thanks Stilton!
@Stilt, I don't see anything asking for cookies.
Regarding Walz' socialism statement, I say there's only two kinds of people who want socialism: 1) the booger-eatin' morons who think they're going to get everything for free, and 2) the wannabe tyrants who think they're going to be in charge. The first ones are too stupid to see the hook in the bait and the second ones never see Stalin coming; they think THEY will be Stalin.
Wow, ain't you the fancy one!? I'll let you be, I'm too tired and hot right to do much more than sweat and hide in the house as much as possible. (And this from someone who really doesn't sweat much, worse yet.)
My room gets unbearably hot in the afternoon/evening sun and doesn't really start cooling down until about two in the morning. Guess who is just now getting ready for bed, lol. Seven O'Clock and the hungry animal hordes start getting impatient so I have to get up.
Glad to see you are still angry and funny, kickin' butt and chewing gum. Or are you out of gum now?
@JustaJeepGuy, amen to that. None of them are first choice candidates, just which poison and beating do want?
Oh, and I like your sideshow header on X, very apropos! (there, that's my fancy word)
Went to https://x.com/S_Jarlsberg to sign up. You're my first/only follow so far.
Please join TruthSocial too
REGARDING X: I've been with you since preceeding the sorry SOB Barry Otero & Hope & Change... then on into Stilton's place. What a great forum, good e-friends, insight & hilarity. I once commented that a particularly good one of your posts was "going into the file" and that set you off again. What fun. Loved and very much appreciated your cartooning the crystal ball fortune teller. And Stilton's place(s ) also seemed safe & secure; no trouble; but I'm not a big internet joiner. Would you please tell us a bit more about Twitter and now it's X.... pros & cons before I decide follow? THIS place WILL still be here, right?
@Rod- I'll definitely still be here! Although this new look for the comments section took me by surprise. I can't tell you that much about X/Twitter because I'm a complete newbie - I just know that it can be a good platform for getting more attention to shortform content like a cartoon or meme, or allow me to make a pithy remark (blame an old man's bladder) without writing a whole commentary. I know that the Left hates Elon Musk for buying Twitter and allowing free speech - he very significantly cracked the Liberals' monopoly on media. But if you're not comfortable joining, don't do it just on my account. I sent out the message mostly for those folks already on X. But THIS is my Internet home.
My friend, please consider also posting on "Truth Social", as it's similar to "X". I got kicked off "X" years ago and I didn't want to remove my offending post, then wait 12 hours to log back in.
i posted it at instapundit
actually, i only posted the link. if someone who is more knowledgeable would post it for real i suspect that it would be well received
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