Monday, August 20, 2018
A Little Beard Told Me
The news was just a big old "nope" as we were looking for stories today. Granted, some headlines on Drudge briefly caught our attention and caused us to think of reflexive punchlines...
"Baby kissed by Pope overcomes brain tumor" - Pontiff defends use of tongue.
"Twitter admits: we lean left" - In other breaking news, water still wet, sky still blue.
"Nudists see memberships soar" - If your membership soars for more than four hours, see a doctor.
"Al Sharpton botches spelling of R-E-S-P-E-C-T" - Also regrets calling late singer "Urethra Franklin."
"Congressman warms up rally with Trump death joke" - Because frankly, what the hell else can a Democrat say to get a crowd excited?
See what we mean? Anyway, all of the above is why you're being treated to another Earwigs cartoon. By all means feel free to supply your own punchlines in the comments section!
Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg at 12:01 AM