|Coincidentally, they're also the "Not Fucking Clear On Covering Your Damn Noses" Coalition.|
At the time of this writing, it is still not clear if the shooter will be charged with any crimes or simply receive a special commendation for public service.
The group's founder, Grandmaster Jay (who apparently doesn't know the name "master" is potentially offensive), assured the public that his militia's presence is no cause for alarm, that their intent is entirely peaceful and, if they don't get exactly what they're demanding in the next four weeks, that Louisville will be left in ashes because "we are going to burn this motherfucker down."
Should that occur, for the safety of the NFAC's surviving members, we'd like to recommend that they don't ask Dr. Anthony Fauci to throw out the first molotov cocktail...
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