Monday, October 19, 2020

Byte of the Hunter

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Well, here's another nice meth you've gotten us into!

Joe Biden's son Hunter is in the news, assuming you consider "the news" to be the New York Post, Fox News, and pretty much no one else. After allegedly deserting his laptop computer at a repair shop, Hunter's hard drive was reviewed by the store owner and discovered to contain thousands of personal photos, including of sex and drug use, and scads of emails which clearly indicate that Joe Biden was selling his influence as Vice President to any foreign country that would line Hunter's pockets (including China and Ukraine).

Not that ol' Joe was altruistic about it; according to the emails, he personally demanded 50% of the bribe money that he had his son skimming from foreign governments. In other words, it seems that there's solid proof that Joe Biden is as sleazy and corrupt as they come, and his happy ass should be in jail. Where, if there is a God in heaven, his old nemesis Corn Pop will be a surly guard.

But that's unlikely to happen, with 99% of the media (including social media) actively covering the whole thing up. Which they can't do forever, but quite likely can do until election day - which is really all that matters. If Joe wins the White House and is immediately impeached, the Democrats couldn't be happier. He is, after all, not who they really want running the show.

In a normal year (which, we believe, is now an archaic term) this developing scandal would have a huge impact on the election, and the incumbent party would just stay quiet and let Biden twist in the wind. But "staying quiet" apparently isn't a skill that everyone has mastered...

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Like father, like scum.

With all of the arm-flapping, spin, and misdirection of the Schiff hearings, people haven't been paying enough attention to one of the case's central matters: determining just how much of a corrupt sleazebag Joe Biden's son Hunter really is.

Granted, we already knew that he'd been thrown out of the military for drug use. That he'd been in rehab multiple times. That he was siphoning off huge sums of money on various boards (including in Ukraine) to give people quid pro quo access to his father.

We even knew that Hunter Biden left his wife in order to start banging his dead brother's widow. And thanks to a recent DNA test, we now know that while Hunter was cheating on his wife, and enjoying some kind of necrophiliac incest with his sister-in-law, he was also shtupping a young woman in Arkansas who he knocked up, then lied about ever having had sex with her.

The legally-mandated DNA test came about because Biden had stopped making support payments to the mother and child, which is especially tacky considering the millions of dollars in graft money finding its way into his bank accounts.

Presumably, the mother and child will no longer have financial worries, even if Hunter won't cough up any dough. After all, now that his lineage has been proved, Joe Biden's new grandson can start sitting on the boards (using a booster seat) of some of the world's most corrupt companies.


Mike aka Proof said...

In addition to Hunter's laptop and the 26,000 corroborating emails from his business associate, already in prison, Ukrainian officials announce today that they had seized a second laptop of one of Hunter's Ukrainian correspondents.

Say Goodnight, Gracie.

JustaJeepGuy said...

There are still plenty of voters who are gonna vote for Gropey Joe even if they know just how corrupt he is. They think Joe is the lesser of two evils. Or else they know that the Demo_Rats are going to "25th" Joe right away and install Kamalatoe. I guess they don't mind exchanging one puppet for another.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Mike: "Goodnight, Gracie!" ;-)

Regnad Kcin said...

H. Biden is living proof that God gave man a d*ck and a brain. Then, He gave him just enough blood so only one will function at a time. BTW, where's the IRS been while all this Biden payola's being flashed around ? How about a law that after each elected official at the end of office be scrutinized by an IRS audit that looks into the source(s) of income over and above his/her salaries ? Seems like a lot of white collar crime exists and, once they leave office, their bank accounts have swollen considerably. Maybe some form of public chastisement would be in order to set things straight. Pillory stocks on the steps of the Congressional Building and a large tub of over ripe produce to be hurled at the perps while they are under detainment seems appropriate. Maybe drop a load of fire-ants down their drawers for good measure.....

Dan said...

It's not gonna help Hunter when they find out the kid he had with the woman in Arkansas is named Burisma.

Fish Out of Water said...

The story gives some credence to something my late father once said about life. He said one can work hard and become very successful- and have a wreck of a family life, or one can set more modest goals and have a fulfilling family life.

As for voters, two of my nearby neighbors, both confirmed Republican's, do not have Trump signs out. Partly due to the vandalism the mere expression of 1st amendment rights might bring, more to the point, they find Trump embarrassing and "a Constitutional crisis waiting to happen"

When I pressed for how they see the alternative, was told there's no arguing with Trump supporters.

Jay Dee said...

Politicians in Illinois appear to serve an equal time in prison after leaving office. We could formalize the practice nationally: four years in office followed by four years in prison combined with close scrutiny & audits of family members & associates. We could even expand RICO statutes to allow private citizens to pursue alleged corruption.

Bobo the Hobo said...

This has to be the most amazing story in our history; more than Alger Hiss, Benedict Arnold, and the Rosenbergs combined. The scope of corruption goes beyond anything I could ever imagine and if there was ever a physical manifestation of the word “traitor”, this would be it.

The truly heinous part is the fact that this isn’t confined to the Bidens; there are a lot of highly-placed individuals, families, and political/government entities involved [cough, cough, John Kerry, cough]. Our only salvation is an absolute landslide for not only the Presidency but the House and Senate as well plus the guts to actually do something about rooting out the corruption. Until that happens, Nancy and her flying monkeys will continue to reign over our downfall.

TrickyRicky said...

@Bobo- Very well said. Although I would point out that the cancer of corruption exists on our side of the aisle as well. Mitch and his wife are in bed with China and have been for years. Romney is dirty as hell, and I'm sure the list goes on and on.

As I commented on another blog, I spent years in the oil and gas sector. I made good money in the up cycles, and held a variety of other jobs in the layoff years. As a geologist by training, I surely missed the boat with the Burisma gravy train. Compared to Hunter I could have pulled down $100k-$200k per month.

Snark said...

The Biden Crime Family (a more visible version than the Clinton Mafia) SHOULD be the most apparent violation of our public trust in our recent history, if not longer. Though in this case it seems to also be a violation of our pubic trust.

@Bobo & @Tricky - There is no question that family corruption is rampant throughout the government. There is no better justification for bulldozing K street than this. The total ignoring by most of the media is evidence that press freedom isn't needed - they don't use it anyway. The social media exclusion needs to be reversed NOW. Unfortunately the RINOS have no cojones and the dhimicrats are benefitting.

I can only pray for a landslide victory....before the "progressives" prey on us.

Anonymous said...

More historical than religious: And in my "good book", the Abramic-like origins of all this recent malfeasance-on-steroids, being similar to a man in Genesis later known Abraham" and who is still credited with founding three major religions), are the damned Clintons. Later we had "Barry" in the our new testament; and who has in the old T probably a good likeness of Ishmael IE: the Arabs & Islam. And in THESE cases I don't personally think "God D___" is swearing. I hope it's prophecy.

Edam Wensleydale said...

Corrupt elites on one side, heavily armed "deplorables" on the other.

Yeah, this is is gonna end well.

Alfonso Bedoya said...

The pic of Hunter proves he has "Meth Mouth." With all the money he has purloined, it seems he should spend some of it for some decent cosmetic dentistry!

Drew458 said...

Want to make the story even bigger? How about, Rudy Giuliani hanging out with Steve Bannon, and Covid whistleblower Dr. Li-Meng Yang, who has evidence that the Dems and Fauci paid Wuhan to create the virus to crash the USA to get rid of Trump. Chinese billionaire has hard drives of data showing Biden colluding with China to ruin the USA.

Pretty crazy ... so far.

John the Econ said...

I'm old enough to remember when journalism at least theoretically existed to expose this sort of corruption.

@Stilton, you again put it so well with "...assuming you consider "the news" to be the New York Post, Fox News, and pretty much no one else." As far as the left is concerned, the New York Post & Fox News don't exist. if it doesn't show up in the New York Times or Washington Post, it never happened. And just to be safe, Twitter will be there to mute anything embarrassing that happens to hit their platform.

And of course, the same goes for mainstream TV, where on Thursday night Biden received a tongue-bath from former Clinton spin doctor George Stephanopoulos where not a single question was asked about Hunter Biden and why all of these foreign entities are so anxious to funnel tens-of-millions of dollars to him. Meanwhile, on a supposedly competing network, Trump got a lecture instead of an interview. There's your media balance, where the audience learned absolutely nothing. It would have been much more interesting had the candidate experiences been reversed, which, of course, will never happen in this universe because if last week demonstrated anything, it's that today's mainstream media now exists solely as the propaganda arm of establishment Progressivism.

The other amazing thing is the transparency of it all. At least the Clinton's set up their phony charity to launder their "pay to play" money. I guess after seeing all the time, trouble and expense of running a phony charity and the near-total lack of interest from the mainstream media over the endevour, the Bidens just went for the much simpler "just send Hunter a check" model. And they were right. The media watchdogs just don't care.

If they had this sort of thing on anyone in the Trump family, Trump would have been impeached years ago.

Pat Cummings said...

@TrickyRicky: "As a geologist by training, I surely missed the boat with the Burisma gravy train. Compared to Hunter I could have pulled down $100k-$200k per month."

Who's your daddy? [grin]

Drew458 said...

Want a bit more? The Chinese guy says he has videos of Hunter raping Chinese children, along with tons of other dirt on those drives.

Regnad Kcin said...

Speaking of journalism, where's H.L.Mencken when we well and truly need him ? "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -HLM-

Edam Wensleydale said...

“America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.” -Claire Wolfe, 1996

Actually, I think we're getting damned close to "time to shoot the bastards".

Sortahwitte said...

If you aren't buying "accessories" for the "tools" you keep around your house and in your car, maybe you should consider the future. I have ignored the prices and have continued to buy more "nails" and have even bought a few good "hammers."
If you know what I mean and I think you do.

Sloe Joe is a goon and a laugher. Camel-uh is evil personified. She is a camp follower of planned parenthood, antifa, and blm. We must stop smiling and shaking our heads at her antics and speech. She is as dangerous as Hitler or Stalin, but is a hell of a lot closer. If by hook and crook she should become vp, it won't be long until she is p. I pray that we are celebrating in November, but we can't let our guard down.
The devil is running loose seeking whom he may devour.

JustaJeepGuy said...

@Sortahwitte, A full toolbox is a comforting thing.

SpectreRider said...

A few nails carefully placed hammered well might keep the Republic from falling

It might also be strengthened with a few lengths of rope

Anonymous said...

Rope, Heavy Chain, Backhoe?

Colby Muenster said...

I was just thinking about how the Bidens were sleazier than just about anybody when Mr. Econ mentioned George Stephanopolous. May they all get their comeuppance soon, but not holding my breath.

I heard that Trump has decided to "let Joe talk more without interruption" at the next so called debate. Very wise, Mr. President. Give 'em enough rope and all that.

Sortahwitte said...

In my opinion, george staphlococcus is at the lowest end of the dimocrat spectrum. His smarminess is only exceeded by his mega-inflated sense of self-entitlement.
Plus, he acts as if he needs worming.

John the Econ said...

Back in the mid-90s, there was a Republican congresswoman (don't recall her name) who retired for a television job at Fox News. The usual suspects from the Democratic and media establishment went nuts with over-the-top rhetoric about the treat this posed to the well-being of the republic and the sanctity of the 4th estate.

A year later George Stephanopoulos left the Clinton Administration for a job at ABC, and nobody had a problem with the chief spin doctor for a sitting administration taking over the role as a political correspondent for that same administration.

That ABC gets to retain credibility in the wake of that is just another indication of how incestuous and corrupt our supposed institutions of trust have become, and how the mainstream media today is nothing more than the propaganda arm of the Democrats.

Liberty Card said...

That's Democrats for ya, liars to the last of them. Question is, will the weak, lame, and lazy be able to turn in enough fraudulent mail in ballots to give us a happy go lucky prez while he turns us into Venezuela ofd the north?