Friday, May 28, 2021

The Great White Nope

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To help "Make America Greater Than The Bad Orange Man Did," Joe Biden is pushing his "American Rescue Plan" which will distribute billions of dollars in Covid relief funds to "socially disadvantaged" people. And according to Biden, "socially disadvantaged" doesn't necessarily mean you're poor, or uneducated, or jobless, or particularly impacted by Covid at all- it just means you aren't white. Because Biden's plan might more accurately be labeled "No Cash For Caucasians."

Blacks, Native Americans, Alaskan Natives, Hispanics, and Pacific Islanders have all been granted "instant victim" status regardless of their degree of success in life. Because in Democratic minds, if any of those people are succeeding it's clearly some kind of fluke.

Not everyone is happy with this reasoning, including a white farmer (who has filed a lawsuit) born with spina bifida, who has two prosthetic legs, struggles to milk 70 cows a day, is overwhelmed with debt, and still can't get financial aid solely because of his skin color. Apparently, a twisted spine and two missing legs just aren't "socially disadvantaged" enough to deserve assistance. 

Nor will he be seeing anything from Biden's $100 billion "Justice For Black Farmers Act," which will give 200,000 black applicants 160 acres, a home mortgage, loans for farm equipment and, oh yeah, agricultural training...since they won't need any farming experience to harvest government greens.

Happily, it seems likely that the courts will overturn at least some of Biden's plans because, according to a small technicality hidden deep, deep, deep within the Constitution, overt racism by government agencies isn't legal. Yet.


As we head into the Memorial Day weekend, it's worth checking in to see what Joe Biden's handlers have planned for him...

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Dan said...

Don't forget the Pigford settlement when talking about handouts to black farmers. Or black wannabe farmers. Or black "I thought about riding a tractor once" farmers.

Jim G. said...

Please read this and consider the consequences:

Velveeta Processed Cheese Food said...

A 160 acres? You'd starve to death on a quarter section nowadays.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Not to sound like a broken record, but I STILL don't see any indication that we're not going to be in a bloody civil war by year's end.

Indeed, I'm starting to see graphics along the lines of "Keep this up, and the Fourth of July is going to be re-enacted with LIVE AMMO"...

Bobo the Hobo said...

Your Memorial Day segment - perfect and LMAO!

Anonymous said...

The farmer should say "she" is a black transgendered lesbian and anyone who does not recognize "her" as such is a racist misogynist and probably a Trump supporter.

Anonymous said...

He may also be worried that necrophilia is a racist term.

Anonymous said...

He forgot the free mule.

TrickyRicky said...

Hey, at least we have a media which keeps the population informed about the major issues of the day, such as what kind of ice cream the alleged president has in his cone.

Anonymous said...

Okay, we can ignore the ice cream, but based on some of his recent mental lapses he may have mistaken Feenamint gum for Chiclets.

Ole Scrapper said...

Proof is on to something, phyc disorder projection has seemingly over run the dems. Every last one of them are in a state of phychological disorder , we use to call it crazy.

Gonzo'57 said...

I'm wondering if I can get my hands on some of that farm aid for "disadvantaged peoples". I'm not Black, Latino, Indigenous, or Pacific Islander but, I do plan on growing Black Eyed Peas. Would that count?

Anonymous said...

I'm the product of Norther European parents and identify as Black.

Where do I sign up for my free farm and money?

Drew458 said...

Another giant handout for fake black farmers? Didn't Obama do enough with Pigford I and Pigford II? I remember doing a fast analysis of those and finding that there were more people paid than there are farmers in the country, of any race, including all those little 5 acre mini-farms. It was a total scam the first time, an even bigger scam the next time, and now Joe Depends wants to do it 100 times bigger the third time? And they'll still be screaming for reparations anyway. WTFF??

Fish Out of Water said...

Perhaps I am all commented out by the unending chain of woke-fascist outrages, so to give our BP a chance to simmer down:

Anonymous said...

I followed Jim G's link and was appalled, but not really surprised, at the "special treatment" of January 6 Capitol trespassers/demonstrators. I wish more of us on this comments list today would go and read it.

The scariest part is that it demonstrates how effortlessly any of us can become Concentration Camp guards. Once we believe our charges/prisoners are not deserving of respect as part of humanity, there can be no bottom to the potential acts of our baser selves, and it's only a matter of time before crowding people into gas chambers will just be part of Civic Duty.

The already authoritarian Left has the shortest distance to go to reach that point, but--GOD FORBID--if this country comes to civil war, we on the Right will be capable of the same atrocities on OUR prisoners.


Jess said...

This has been going on since the seventies. Everyone that isn't white gets to be first in line, and regardless of their ineptitude, receive the best jobs for winning the lottery of birth. This discrimination has many federal, and state, programs to insure "equality" is performed by the most corrupt, and ignorant, bureaucrats that can be found in the candidates that require nothing more than deeper skin pigment to insure their success in the horribly racist United States.

The programming has now reached the point it's accepted, yet not accepted. People are beginning to become dangerously angry, and the smarter judges will keep the peace by allowing courts to demand the Constitution is followed.

Anonymous said...

Just tell them there's no internet access on that 160 acres; and the land has to be worked.
Nor is there potable running water, electricity or roads. See how THAT goes.

If it's so bad here... Air travel to Liberia would be better all-around; and shred their USA passport upon boarding.

John the Econ said...

The real "social justice" will be that by the time the (insert politically correct non-white demographic [except Asians] here) get their trillions of dollars, a billion dollars won't be enough to buy a loaf of bread. Just like in Venezuela.

Biden's 6-trillion dollar budget: The last time the US spent this kind of money in a single year, we were laying waste to Germany and Japan and emerged as the world's dominant economic superpower. What does Biden promise us this time? Day care.

Memorial Dazed: Depresses me to think that people gave their lives for the above.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Fish: The Yakety Sax version is even better!

Good thing they didn't stop to take a knee at each base, or they never woulda made it...

Edam Wensleydale said...


The already authoritarian Left has the shortest distance to go to reach that point, but--GOD FORBID--if this country comes to civil war, we on the Right will be capable of the same atrocities on OUR prisoners.

But the Left has graphically demonstrated that They Have It Coming.


Something to think about...

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Quote of the day:

"The problem with the Babylon Bee is they print it and then some Democrat thinks it makes sense and tries to do it." -duggersd

Michael Riles said...

Newsflash: American and Australian meat producing companies have been hacked by Russian criminal gangs and shut down until they get the ransoms they seek.

To the tune Waltzing Matilda

They process our meat
now they see defeat
as Russian hackers
shut them all down.

Lamb and chicken,
steaks, hot dogs
they cannot ship
Carnivores wear frowns.
If Trump was in,
these PRICKS would go

Michael Riles said...

Newsflash: Scientists Create Early Embryos That Are Part Human, Part Monkey in order to grow organs in need for transplants. The concern? Using human cells in this way could produce animals that could have human sperm or eggs in different animals like dogs.

“Holy crap!” Me reading the above.

To the tune How Much is that Doggie in the Window.

So Dr. Frankenstein can now do this?
An odd creature as essence is passed.
A tail, four legs and a human face now.
A creature that will lick its ass.