Saturday is January 6th and I want to wish each and every one of you a glorious "Insurrection Day." Fly American flags, stroll around casually, take selfies with friends, then call it a day early and go to a nice restaurant for a 4 p.m. early-bird dinner special. You'll want to do all of this carefully, of course, because apparently, those activities could cause Democracy to fail, our nation to collapse, and be so generally apocalyptic that it will make the Holocaust look like no big deal - although in fairness, the former president of Harvard already thought that.
Personally, I plan to hang my solar-powered American Flag LED lights and maybe a festive "Don't Tread On Me" flag. And what the hell, once I've done that I might as well leave them up until November...
FROM THE PEDO FILE
A long-hidden list of Jeffrey Epstein's (ahem) "associates" is finally being revealed in court proceedings, showing the names of the high-and-mighty who took advantage of his private jet and allegedly may have taken advantage of underage privates on Epstein's "pedophile island."
To no one's surprise, Bill "Stink Finger" Clinton's name is on the list. As are the names of legal eagle Alan Dershowitz, magician David Copperfield, Britain's Prince Andrew, and irrepressible party animal Stephen Hawking. Everyone involved is denying participating in any sex trafficking activities and it seems likely that not much will come out of all this. After all, if these players could off Epstein in a locked and guarded prison cell, there's no way they're going to let unfiltered documents get to the public.
Rather, an old adage reminds us that "the Devil mixes his lies with truth" and I'm betting we're being fed just enough truth for things to look credible while the really explosive stuff remains buried.
(UPDATE: I owe everyone a huge apology! An earlier version of this mentioned Donald Trump being on a list because I fell for fake news. But we're talking professional fake news here: USA TODAY is even now billboarding this story with the headline "Clinton and Trump are named in Jeffrey Epstein documents." But if you read the whole story down to the fine print, you learn that Trump's name was only on "a document" that said Epstein planned to invite Trump to meet him at a casino. I'd say more, but I have a date with my cat-o-nine-tails for some self-flagellation.)
SLIPPING A MICKEY
So this is legal now...
"Steamboat Willie," the first iteration of Mickey Mouse, fell into the public domain on January 1st and everyone is now legally free to use his image for whatever fun and debauchery they like. Multiple horror movies have already been announced and the Internet has been having a field day with inappropriate imagery. Not that I would ever do that...
Who can ever forget the innocent delight we old folks all felt back in the 1960's when a brand new song by The Stiltones debuted on our AM radios...?
Considering that Burma Shave advertising signs haven't been posted in 60 years, I expect this already cryptic song to be absolutely baffling to anyone under AARP-age. But as an artist and musician, I care neither about their approval nor that of the horse they rode in on.
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Farley B funny! And "Out of Copyright Comics" has a definite future...
Amazing there are no GOP or even RINO names on the Epstein List. Maybe they had a note signed by "Epstein's Mother"? ;-)
Happy New Year Stilton,
Be safe and keep your stick on the ice,
jack
The humor is plenteous, but the remark about Trump being on the list? was that supposed to be funny, because he hasn't been on any list that I've seen yet. Was this penned before the actual list was revealed? Hedging your bets a little? Happy Epiphany!
Another question about the source for including trump on that list, from what I have seen he specifically wasn't.
Me? I use the American Flag forever stamps for outgoing mail (bills) and have started pasting the flag stamp upside down. Its a small insignificant gesture perhaps, but it does make me feel a tiny bit better.
I still want to know where Epstein got all that money.
I guess the spin rate of dear old Walt's body has gone up a few thousand RPM.
Oh, the poor Left. I'm betting a lot of them are spitting on their hocks and wiping it on the other not being able to call out Trump as a pedophile. But they are too deep keeping the Epstein personnel on the down low.
Hah. May a nest of fire ants find a home in their colons ...
Again, while not germane to this thread. came across this posting on a local job borad. Perhaps NYC is feeling the pain?
Special Advisor, Immigration Policy
New York City Office of Asylum Seeker Operations
Washington, DC, USA
Posted on
January 4th 2024
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The Office of Asylum Seeker Operations (OASO) is leading New York City’s response to, and service provision for, the influx of asylum seekers. New York City’s response is unique throughout the nation and includes complex services for asylum seekers, including but not limited to: legal supports, advocacy, shelter, education, workforce training, clothing and food donations, and collaboration with faith-based and community-based organizations.
OASO coordinates between agencies, makes sure that agencies have the resources they need, and manages the City’s advocacy to the state and federal governments. OASO also leads strategic planning for the City’s response, including long-term planning and policy drafting.
The Office of Asylum Seeker Operations (OASO) is recruiting for (1) Strategic Initiative Specialist to function as a Special Advisor, Immigration Policy, who will:
Report to the OASO Executive Director, the Special Advisor, Immigration Policy will assist in
shaping the City’s legal and policy response to the sustained increase in recent arrivals to City
shelters. Work closely with inter- and intra-agency partners and senior leadership, the
Special Advisor’s responsibilities include, but are not limited to:
Recommend, present, and promote strategic new policies or policy changes to facilitate
pathways for recently arrived immigrants to access information, secure independent housing,
and achieve safety and well-being.
Help implementation teams understand the ways that new federal policies effect operations.
Work closely with the City’s Federal Legislative Affairs team to track and advocate on federal
appropriations and administrative and legislative activity related to immigration.
Assess the Federal fiscal and social impact of proposed administrative and legislative policy
changes; propose new policies and programs; recommend changes in existing policies and
programs according to research findings and recommendations.
Plan and coordinate meetings and engagements with key intergovernmental and
governmental stakeholders to identify federal immigration policy opportunities and barriers, and
brainstorm ideas with these key stakeholders to assist in the development of the City’s response
and engagement.
Bring in best practices nationwide to the city’s response including resettlement networks and
nonprofit resources.
Salary Range:
$80,931 - $180,000
@ Fish Out of Water-I've been doing the same since November 04 2020 and will do so until such time as there is a President in the White house again.
@ American Cowboy: Don't do the flag stamp thing, since I use Stamps.Com. However, the flag on the pole in my front yard has been flying inverted for the same length of time -- 24/7 (it's lighted at night). It's kinda saddening how few questions have been received . . .
If you don't know
whose signs these are
you can't have driven
very far!
Burma Shave
@Readers- As a number of you pointed out, I f*cked up royally by saying that Trump was on the list of potential naughty-doers. I fell for a USA TODAY headline that proclaimed "CLINTON AND TRUMP ARE NAMED IN JEFFREY EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS." Trump's name is mentioned in a "document" that mentions Epstein was planning to send him an invitation to meet him at a casino - nothing more.
I am mortified to have fallen for USA TODAY's deceptive headline. Damn my innocent, trusting nature!
Even more deceptive on the part of our beloved MSM: as I read it, Epstein wasn't planning to ask Trump to join him, but simply took lodging for himself and his entourage at Trump's Atlantic City casino when his plane was diverted from NYC. Of course, I did not see this in the US MSM, but had to wander off into Al Jazeera to find it. (Anymore when something like this pops and I go looking for info, I tend to scroll well past the US news source links. Usually it isn't Al Jazeera I end up at, but this is the first one that I deemed to click upon that wasn't clearly and inextricably attached to the leftist's propaganda engine that seraves as "news" here...)
Donald Trump
Former President Donald Trump is also mentioned in the documents but not accused.
Sjoberg mentioned an incident when she left with Epstein, Giuffre and a few others on a plane from Palm Beach, Florida, in 2001.
When the plane was unable to land in New York due to a storm, they had to land in Atlantic City and went to one of Trump’s casinos. Since Giuffre was underage at the time, Sjoberg was asked if she was allowed into the casino.
“I did not know anything about how old you had to be to gamble legally. I just knew she could not get in because of an ID issue, so she and I did not gamble,” Sjoberg answered.
Link: Jeffrey Epstein list: Whose names are on the newly unsealed documents?
What bothers me most about this Epstein saga? I mean aside from the participation by the elites? It is very unlikely that his was the only operation doing this to youngsters to this extreme. He's just the only one who got caught.
Got a glimpse of a Biden re-election ad yesterday, which will likely be the tone of his re-erection campaign. It's all gonna be dark. Instead of celebrating any success (an impossible task anyway) it's all gonna be J6, saving democracy from democracy, white supremacy, Christian nationalism and the dark scourge of the MAGA deplorable class.
In other words, all the imaginary boogiemen of the TDS fever imagination.
The Pedo file: How sad is it that the only individual who can lay any claim to any moral high ground in the sad Epstein saga is Donald Trump, who kicked Epstein's recruitment op off his properties?
Love the Burma Shave song. I remember those long car trips with the little girl in the backseat (me) bored out of her mind and getting excited about reading those signs. Their spacing and concise wording were great.
We all knew if Trump were implicated, we would have known about it long ago. Instead, they have to keep themselves busy creating false flags to bring him down. All have failed so far. But know this, a whole ton of people have turned to Trump just because of it. We've seen his poll number jump up with every fake lawsuit.
@American Cowboy and @Fish, I have also been doing the same since Gropey Joe had the election stolen for him.
@John the Econ, I have certainly noticed that Gropey Joe's supporters never say anything good about Joe, they just attack President Trump. There isn't anything good they can say about Gropey Joe.
Happy Brandon Kwanzaa.
Si se puede!
It's gonna work this time, comrade.
Hopey, hopey changey into Fundamental Zimbabwe transformation?
Yes we can!
So you say our "leader" is going to have an inch-erection. So, you mean he is hung like a raging bull a hamster.
I don't blame you for the Trump error, I've seen his name in a number of locations. I'm guessing by people who really want it to be true so they will throw it out there everywhere they can hoping some of it sticks.
@Fish Out of Water Uhhmm, I always heard (from my very distant days as a teenager) that an upside down stamp meant "I love you"?
Though I'm not a native of the Democratic Republic of America, I do love the Burma Shave song. Good Job Doc
(I guess it should be Myanmar Shave now, huh?)
Question to Democrat:"What has Joe achieved?"
Answer 1:"Orange Man Bad!"
Answer 2: You're rayciss!"
Answer 3:"I have a dream that one day...."
@mamafrog: That's news to me.
@ Fish Out of Water - Maybe it's a southern thing?
@mamafrog: If its a Southern thing, I'd say its a message the South will rise again.
@Fish Out of Water Nah, probably just mush brained teenagers! I do know it's also an emergency signal though, which makes more sense.
I always read upside-down flag = SOS, myself.
An upside-down flag is supposed to be a distress signal if I'm remembering correctly. In any case America is in distress as long as the RINOs and democrats are in charge.
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