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Friday, June 15, 2018

Comey Over

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The long-touted DOJ inspector general's report on James Comey's bizarre antics as FBI head was finally made public yesterday, and it's safe to say that it feels more than a little underwhelming.

Oh sure, it catalogs plenty of wrongdoing, but backs away from accusing Comey of intending to do harm...in much the same way Comey himself gave a ludicrous free pass to Hillary Clinton despite her demonstrable panoply of high and low crimes.

The report, which we admittedly haven't read in full owing to actually having A) a semblance of a life and B) no faith whatsoever in the DOJ, calls Comey's actions "extraordinary and insubordinate" - which sounds more like the title of a bad Matt Damon/Ben Affleck film than the final words Comey should hear as a cell door clangs shut behind him.

The report also mentions the desire of various FBI agents working on Hillary's case to "stop Trump," which sounds pretty darn politically motivated to us...but then, swamp dwellers seem to live by different rules.

Our takeaway is that the highly-politicized Comey and his crew destroyed the credibility of the FBI which isn't really a good thing for the rule of law in our nation. In fact, this inspector general's report mostly serves as another reminder that we are too often ruled by the lawless.

BONUS: HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, GOD


In a startling bit of research which definitively proves, once and for all, that "researching" is the easiest job on Earth, a composite picture of the face of God has been assembled based on the scientifically precise method of having 511 people look at mugshot-style faces and then choose the ones which most look like God. Presumably after the Almighty was being booked for something.

When a computer combined the selected sketches into a single image, it was revealed that many conservative Christians believe that God looks like Jimmy Fallon, while liberals saw God as being a bit younger, a bit more feminine, and a bit more likely to have a really long, detailed and annoyingly precise set of instructions to give the barista at Starbucks.

Frankly, we find the resulting image to be a little less than awe-inspiring. In fact, we think the only thing this pointless exercise proves is that people are spending a lot more time watching late night TV than reading the Bible.

25 comments:

Jim G. said...

I don't think God looks like Braaaack Yomama nor like little Timmy Gallon. I like to think he looks more like Clint Eastwood in his "Spaghetti Western" days.

Joseph ET said...

It’s hard to believe that the world’s best law enforcement organization was so incompetent that it was unable to frame Donald J. Trump for anything. Agent Strzok likely had that in mind. Why did he fail? If they wanted you or me we would be charged with many things, such as breathing.

Tom said...

Strzok (want to buy a vowel?) could not even have an affair without it being known to the entire world. And his choice of a adulter-partner wasn’t that impressive.

REM1875 said...

Every time me and 'the law' got crosswise I had no 'INTENT' of running afoul of them .....did help me at all.......Not one damned bit......

Fred Ciampi said...

Jedger [SIC] Hoover is once again turning over in his grave. The once proud FBI has been reduced to a murder-for-hire (think Ruby Ridge, LaVoy Finicum, Bundy, and others) protection racket. I suppose I better start looking over my shoulder now.

Granny said...

A movement seems to be starting to throw Obama into the volcano on the big island of Hawaii to stop the eruption. It won't work, he's not a virgin. incompetence doesn't count.

Judi King said...

I remember, as a child, feeling safe and secure BECAUSE of the FBI and Hoover. No more. The FBI has gone rogue at least two years ago, probably more. IMHO you're spot on about Comey afraid of being murdered. Nothing else explains what he did.

Geoff King said...

Comey had to be let off the hook or he would become the first domino to fall in a long line of the criminal elite that govern us.
No doubt now remains that the "ruling class" operates on an entirely different set of rules and morals than us peons must abide by.
I always picture God looking more like Morgan Freeman than George Burns. Does that make me reverse racist?

Fish Out of Water said...

I would hate to be working at the fund raising arm of William and Mary (where Comey landed) today.

Anonymous said...

Even better - they made it look like the shroud of Turin!

Alej said...

"America The Beautiful." Especially our government.

AmyH said...

That is always my ex husband's excuse. "I didn't intend to ....." Sign my name on the tax return when we were separated? "I didnt intend." Cheat? "I didnt intend." He thinks its perfectly ok to do wrong doing as long as he says "I didnt intend". Doesnt work that way.

Sandy Link said...

God on the left, Devil incarnate on the right (or the other left). I just hope this report is the beginning of falling heads. Can you imagine if it were the conservatives who had been found out and what would happen to them on their way to the big house? I just hope I live long enough to see what happens when all the s*%t hits the fan. Dig out your hazmat suits, folks.

TrickyRicky said...

I am very disappointed in the IG report. However, I read a commentary or reader comment on Legal Insurrection suggesting that the evidence has also been given to Huber, the prosecutor in Utah, who has subpoena power and can actually indict some of these vile swamp dwellers. Not being a lawyer or constitutional expert (like our former president -LOL) I hope this is the case and that something more substantial is yet to come.

James Daily said...

On the IG report, move along, nothing to see here. If we had an AG that did his job, we would have the courts filled with these government criminals. It burns my ass that they willingly admit their criminality because they know they will not pay for it, a free ride on the deep state railroad and I now realize that AG Sessions is ass deep in the deep state and that is why he is bidding his time. I believe JFK may have been the last President willing to scrub this cartel from government. Absolutely iron clad proof of the "Ole Boy" network working overtime.
Tricky: You may have a point IF it can be proven that some of these criminal activities took place in a state rather than in D.C.

Colby Muenster said...

Intent is difficult to prove, so no big surprises with the IG report. As much as I wanted this to be the biggest expose' ever with Shrillary and Comey both going to prison, I knew it wouldn't be. I do hope, however, that the turds like Strzok get axed and banned from an future gubmint jobs, if not prosecuted. It's now Chris Wray's turn to show he has some balls (or not).

The Bible says we were created in God's image, so that means God looks like... ME! Seriously, there is only one way to find out what he looks like, and that is to recognize that Jesus is your savior. I'm not trying to get preachy, just stating my beliefs. But I'll bet God is getting a kick out of that composite photo from 511 people! After all, He's created billions of us, and no two are 100% alike. Astounding when you think about it!

MAX Redline said...

^5: Fred, "LaVoy" was killed by Oregon State Patrol, not FBI.

valvenator said...


"Colby Muenster said...
After all, He's created billions of us, and no two are 100% alike. Astounding when you think about it!"
Yes sir! Though I've seen a few doppelgangers of myself none have ever been an exact copy.
The whole "God's image" think is so misconstrued by the simpletons out there.
When you look in the mirror, a picture, painting etc. you see your image.
The same can be said for your children in a way.
Image means a likeness or representation of, not a direct copy.

REM1875 said...

Composites of God ??? Just more stones for their tower of Babel .........
And yes the left believes they are god .......... the greatest ... best .. the world has ever seen ......just like the ancient caveman believed when they discovered beer.......

valvenator said...

Just another thought:
We've heard phrases like 'Face of God' or 'Hand of God'. What other creation on earth is able to express their feelings through their "face" more than us or able to create with their "hands" as we do?
If 'God The Creator' was sent to earth to live a life among us humans 2000 years ago what better choice did He have than as a "lowly" carpenter?

REM1875 said...

Granny said...
A movement seems to be starting to throw Obama into the volcano on the big island of Hawaii to stop the eruption. It won't work, he's not a virgin. incompetence doesn't count.

I still fully support it !!!

valvenator said...

Granny said...
A movement seems to be starting to throw Obama into the volcano on the big island of Hawaii to stop the eruption. It won't work, he's not a virgin. incompetence doesn't count.
REM1875 said...
I still fully support it !!!

Me too, me too!!! Where do I go to vote?!
Can we toss Hillary, Pelosi, Michele, and all the other usual suspects in too?
You know, just to be sure to appease the Volcano gODS?
Why take a chance, right?

Fish Out of Water said...

Seems the taxpayers of Illinois are going to be stuck with a $200 million bill just so the worst electoral mistake since the peanut farmer from Plains, Ga, can build his monstrosity in Chicago. Hope the taxpayers get a couple of unicorn statues for the "library".

mamafrog said...

Hey Uncle Stiltie, here's and article to make you giggle and brighten your day, and on Fox News no less!

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/05/30/is-hillary-deplorable-now-too-how-else-to-explain-her-endorsement-andrew-cuomo-over-cynthia-nixon.html

Cheezy said...

Then this happened: a leak silenced and a bit of intimidation to anyone else who might think of opening their mouth.
Another Clinton Syndicate 2-fer!

http://www.neonnettle.com/features/1398-fbi-agent-who-exposed-hillary-clinton-s-cover-up-found-dead