|After "The Shining," their attempt to do standup comedy pretty much went nowhere.|
If that story deserves any response other than "blow it out your ass," we certainly can't think of it.
And that's pretty much our attitude toward every story that's currently trending, tweeting, or tub-thumping to grab our attention. Which is why we're filling space with roller coaster jokes and knee-slappers like these...
|The longer you think about it, the truer it is.|
Okay, stick a fork in us - we're done. But we encourage any and all volunteers to raise salient points from the news (or at least share some better jokes) in the comments section in hopes of keeping today from being a total loss!