|If you're too young to get this, you're probably safe from coronavirus.
We'll also go on record predicting that both men will talk about the Covid-19 pandemic, and both will assert that they could have handled the crisis much better than the Trump administration is doing. Biden will claim that the virus could be scared off by a couple of shotgun blasts in the air, while Bernie will point out that under a socialist presidency there would have been no run on toilet paper because the stores would have already had empty shelves.
BREAKING NEWS: "PATIENT ZERO" FOUND
Researchers have discovered who the first Covid-19 carrier was, and how this individual spread the illness worldwide...
Remember the Donner Party? The one that gave "surprise" parties a horrific new meaning? Well, we're bringing the Donners back in comic form to explore the strange new world of actually living in close proximity with family members as food supplies dwindle and cabin fever sets in.
Hopefully, unlike our other webcomics, we won't still be doing this one ten years from now!