Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Now It's Getting In Tents

While schools remain closed under Joe Biden, our borders are wide open for business - and that business is booming, with record numbers of (ahem) "forever guests" just waltzing in. And trust us, a waltz played by a mariachi band is nothing you're likely to forget anytime soon.

Joe is already running out of cages for kids ("it's like a playland with bars!"), and so has ordered tent cities to be built to house the throngs of soon-to-be Democrat voters and welfare recipients. Many of whom, as President Trump frequently assured us, are probably fine people with no criminal records in English.

Biden's Secretary of Homeland Security reports that despite the jaw-dropping numbers, there's no crisis on the border, but rather an exciting "challenge!" And gosh, who doesn't want more of those in 2021?

Not that the problem is a new one, which is why we're serving up this re-fried commentary from back in 2014...


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These days, when VP Joe Biden speaks, all we can do is laugh. Only it's not really a happy "ha-ha" laugh, but rather a really disturbing and slightly psychotic-sounding laugh of the type which makes crops wither and die in the fields, cattle go barren, and causes terrified neighbors to bolt their doors and sow salt across their thresholds.

In other words, Biden is driving us almost as crazy as he already is.

The most recent affront occurred when Uncle Joe was addressing the US Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and declared that in his view, the eleven million illegal aliens living in the shadows are "already American citizens."

Well, that's certainly a time saver! Why bother with pesky details like laws, borders, or immigration agencies when citizenship can just be passed out for free like "Yes We Can!" condoms at a middle school?

Biden's statement is an assault on the very meaning of "citizenship," and an insult to every man, woman, and child who is in this country legally. And make no mistake - when Biden applies the word "citizen" to illegal aliens, he's making the argument that they should have the same voting rights as any other group, living or dead, who can reliably be expected to cast their ballots for Democrats.

Frankly, Hope n' Change isn't convinced that the millions of illegal aliens in this country are "living in the shadows" anymore.  It just looks that way because these are dark days for America.


Mike aka Proof said...

When asked about the tents for the large influx of illegals, Biden said he would "canvas" the Border Patrol on the subject.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? THE STILTON KNOWS!!!

(as a side note, I have it on good authority that firing two .45s simultaneously does not make for terribly accurate shooting, but it is as fun as hell.)

donpaul53 said...

It is!!

Fish Out of Water said...

When the Obama sock puppet president (and BTW, I will never capitalize the 'p' in President when discussing him) speaks, I wonder what other wokefascist horror he (and I speak loosely about 'he') wants to foist on the country.

The mid=-term elections and wresting control of at least one house of Congress cannot come soon enough.

Kneale said...

We used to call the little darlin's anchor babies, now we can call them grappling hooks.

Fred Ciampi said...

Ah, how I long for the days when instruction manuals were printed in English only and not 37 different languages......

Cridge said...

It is!

Brie Camember said...

Don't hold out any hope for the mid terms (or any subsequent election). The Demonrats aim to make their control permanent with the "For the People" act. Basically it will enshrine in law all the dodgy dealings that enabled them to oust DJT in 2020.
(see for more info). Of course "for the people" is exactly what it ain't, any more than People's Republics are.

And why are people saying that Groper Joe does and says this and that. He does as he's told and says what he's told. After 47 years of nada why should he now have any ideas of his own.

As most Americans say: "¡Qué tenga un buen día, gringo!

Edam Wensleydale said...

@Brie: We need names and addresses. Who is responsible for this travesty? Not just the vermin in Congress whose name is on filth like HR 1, the names and addresses of all the staffers, consultants and other indefinites behind the scenes.

These people must be named, exposed, confronted and stopped.

By whatever means are needed.

American Cowboy said...

@ Fred Ciampi- I long for the good ol' days when instruction manuals were printed in 37 different languages, not strictly cartoon pictures. LOL

As for citizenship, I have maintained a current U.S. passport for the better part of five decades. I just renewed, and I felt so dis-enfranchised. I had to provide written and photo proof of U.S citizenship in order to renew. Now why the Hades did I have to do that?

TrickyRicky said...

The widely quoted number of 11 million is pure horseshit. It is more like 30 million now. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

John the Econ said...

And just like that, they aren't called "people in cages" anymore.

That was my immediate thought when watching the national news portion of my local television broadcast last night as they showed people behind chain-link fences, and the reporter lamented how difficult this is for the Biden Administration.

Amusingly, a spokeshole for Biden's ICE complained about how they inherited a chaotic mess from the Trump Administration. No mention of the chaotic repeal of everything Trump that has encouraged this latest mass rush for the border.

The assault on the very meaning of "citizenship": Quite frankly, I don't really think that these people coming in, or Progressives in general really want them to have citizenship. Just the right to vote, access to the welfare state and availability as cheap labor is enough. Progressives have watered down the meaning of "citizenship" to anymore only mean liability; having to bend the knee to laws and the regulatory state and to shoulder an ever-increasing taxes to pay for it. Non-citizens are almost totally liberated from those burdens.

Colby Muenster said...

The other day, Joe was giving a speech (i.e. rambling on about random shit) and had to drag out an index card to let us know that 500,000 people have died from Covid.

First, that number is extremely sad and horrifying. Why did Joe need that written down on a damn cue card?!

Second, I noticed there were several other things written on that card. I'd give my left nut to see what else was there:

Get out of bed
Take off Scooby Doo pajamas
Take shower
Brush teeth
Have Jill dress me
Take two entire bottles of Prevagen
Watch Power Ranges re-runs
Take nap
500,073 people have died from the disease created by Trump
Destroy energy sector jobs with a phone and a pen
Give Iran money
Give Russia money
Pretend Israel doesn't exist
Bomb Syria
Take another nap

But, on the bright side, I'm really enjoying listening to the liberal heads explode over Gov. Abbot's recognizing that the fine folks in Texas all have brains enough to make their own damn decisions!

Shelly said...

Since I am a born and bred Texan, I am particularly interested in the travesty going on at our southern border. I hope all the people who are so hell bent on Texas turning blue are proud of themselves for overturning the amazing strides President Trump made in controlling illegal immigration. The leftists' thirst for complete and utter power is alarming as is the rate of speed they are trying to accomplish this. HR-1 is an unbelievable power grab designed to kill the Republican Party forever and I pray the one or two Democrats in the Senate who have a modicum of sense will kill it dead in its tracks.

I am thoroughly enjoying the meltdown over Gov. Abbott's sensible declaration to open Texas. The comments on Twitter are especially delicious. These people disgust me.

robsan19 said...

Here's the intro to HB1:
Mr. SARBANES (for himself, Ms. PELOSI, and Ms. LOFGREN) introduced the
following bill; which was referred to the Committee on House Administration, and in addition to the Committees on Intelligence (Permanent Select), the Judiciary, Oversight and Reform, Science, Space, and Technology, Education and Labor, Ways and Means, Financial Services, Ethics, Homeland Security, and Armed Services, for a period to be subsequently determined by the Speaker, in each case for consideration of such
provisions as fall within the jurisdiction of the committee concerned

Joe Jetson said...

Hell, meet Handbasket.

Dan said...

I'm wondering if the Texas Governor can authorize and commence construction on the border barrier. To fund it he should establish fees on the remittances being sent south.

Gonzo'57 said...

Colbey Muenster said: "500,000 have died from Covid"

Colbey, I don't believe that number anymore than I believe that not one case of an infection or death from Covid is claimed by North Korea. It's a shame that anyone has died of Covid but 500,000 is a lie by the leftists to justify the stealing of an election, the destruction of our economy, continued lockdowns and the assured passage of a 1.9 trillion dollar slush fund for use by the leftists. I find it interesting that deaths from influenza are way down this year. Maybe because they have been classified as Covid?

Although, half of that 500,000 could have been in New York nursing homes for all we know.

Colby Muenster said...


Texas absolutely should continue the wall if they have the resources. What's Bite Me gonna do about it? Declare war on Texas?


I totally agree. Hospitals were getting gubmint money for every Covid case reported, so every heart attack, stroke and cancer death was being blamed on Covid. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if they were blaming automobile accident deaths on it.

It just blew me away that our (ahem) PRESIDENT couldn't even remember such a number.

Anonymous said...

@Gonzo’57: back around last week of Sept/first week of oct 2020 (six months or so after the announcement of the so-called pandemic) the CDC issued a report - alte on a Friday afternoon - that pegged the number of number ofdeaths FROM the ChiCom Bug at 9,280 U. S. Citizens. Further, the report stated thagt the number of US deaths where the CCB was a congtributory factor had been overstated by at least 80 percent. Naturally, news of/about that report didn’t survive the weekend and was never reported on by the fifth column that masquerades as the establishment press.

I have never been able to accept all the tyranny associated with a “disease” possessing a 99.995 percent survival/recovery rate. Anyone want to bet that the fatality rate for the common cold is higher than 0.005 percent?

Michael Riles said...


Wait, they're going to make a film (Bill and Monica on FX) with an A-list cast about President Clinton's impeachment?! Umm, yeah, because that Republican fiasco needs to be reopened. Why not film the obvious? You know, the one about that other guy who was impeached TWICE.

My reply

One day you will wake up and realize all of their shit stinks. I know it's hard given our respective brainwashing's that one's only good, the other only bad. At least I'm not hearing "nuts and sluts" this time from Cuomo crowd on the female accusers. That's progress I guess.

John the Econ said...

@Colby Muenster, you realize that Joe hasn't yet had a real, honest press event in front of anything other than friendly and pliant 5th column agents with pre-prepared questions with pre-programmed answers and where there'd be any chance at all of an honest or unexpected question getting through and any chance of Biden going off-script.

@Shelly said, "Since I am a born and bred Texan, I am particularly interested in the travesty going on at our southern border."

What's going on at our southern border is quite a glaring difference as to what's happening at the Canadian southern border. At our border, illegal aliens are caught, found to be positive for the Wuhan Flu, and then subsequently released into the US. If you cross the Canadian border, the government whisks you to an undisclosed location, forcibly quarantines you for 14 days, and then gives you a $2,000 bill for the trouble.

@Michael Riles rhetorically asks, "Wait, they're going to make a film (Bill and Monica on FX) with an A-list cast about President Clinton's impeachment?"

The movie I'd like to see is about how alphabet feminism committed suicide by going all-in to save the presidency of the ultimate misogynist pig; A guy who literally embodied everything that feminism was supposedly against, just because he was a Democrat. Sane, heterosexual women went on with their lives without the movement, which was then taken over by the gay then trans activists in academia. So today, women's bathrooms, gyms, showers and sports are now being invaded by biological men and biological women are told their the bigots for having a problem with it.

At what point can we declare victory in this "War on Women" I've been told we're conducting?