Monday, April 26, 2021

On The Tip Of My Tongs

Well, here we go again. There were a lot of chores to handle over the weekend and the news is still stupid and depressing. So here's some pointless foolishness!

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Jim G. said...

Napolean Dynamite I caught you a delicious bass:

Mike aka Proof said...

The handling of the rare anamnesis fish:
Tongs for the memories!

Maoz said...

"Dang," thought the fish as they neared the grill, "guess I shoulda stayed in school...."

Bobo the Hobo said...

“No, Mrs Smith, it’s not a migraine, it’s a simple haddock”.

Fred Ciampi said...

Sounds pretty fishy to me.

MSG Grumpy said...

And since fish seems to be on the menu today,
I give you my favorite of all time:
Wet Dream by Kip Addotta

(Now THAT is an ear worm er fish that will stick with you)

MSG Grumpy

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

"Here's your problem," the dentist said. "An impacted molly."

Rod said...

> Sissy; you gotta learn to do this to bait your hook.

> Why did Fish & Game change from Length to Width?

> Fresh steamed; Get'em while they're hot.

> OK, Can you see "your" spawning creek now?

> Hey! Let's just eat the bait.

Yeah I know... Not much but plenty of it. Good ones already posted.

Alej said...

I liked the proctologist... my kind of weird -

Anonymous said...

Now you can cut your labor cost by 50% and increase your profit margins with the new surgical steel "Holy Mackerel!" hole puncher.

Brie Camembert said...

Well, Mr Jarlsberg, you are indeed a little deaf. You need a herring aid.

John the Econ said...

Climate Czar John Kerry returns from his high level meetings with the Chinese with 50-billion of these to help fish adapt to rising sea levels.

Speaking of Dirty Herring:" How far we've evolved! 50 years later, Dirty Harry would now be the criminal and the gun-wielding felon the hero.

TrickyRicky said...

Apparently Murph was too high to tell what he had in his roach clip.

Colby Muenster said...

"Before finally hitting it big with the Veg-O-Matic, Ronco lost millions with their destined for failure Tongs-O-Tuna."

That being said, Tricky wins the internet today.

JohnF said...

Here's to pointless foolishness! Great stuff Stilton! Honorable mentions to all!

Sam L. said...

HEY! I've been to that ocean whar Lewie Boy and that other guy went to see the sea. Annnnnd, the repro of their winter encampment. Not real warm in the winter.

Gonzo'57 said...

State of Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife display the only Steel Head Salmon to make it up the Columbia River to Canada thus justifying removing ALL the dams on the Columbia River. Goodbye irrigation of millions of acres, many, many mega-watts of power generation and recreation on the reservoirs behind the dams. But hey, what's more important? Civilization or fish?

Anonymous said...

Oh, stop your carping. This sort of thing always works in a pinch.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Great captions! (you weren't just fishing for compliments, were you?)

Michael Riles said...

Just saw on twitter----UR thoughts on Socialism in five works.

Worked great in Russia
Did wonders for Hitler's Germany
Surgeon make same as dishwashers.
Take from smart for dumb
North Korea a success model.
Population control in USSR/China
Screw college, all make same.
Socialist Professors make janitor bucks.
Same Sam Same Socialism's different
Incentive to improve HA HA

“A Korean woman/Oscar winner was referred to as a “woman of color” on news. That'll PO----3 guesses?

Joke heard: Name 3 show that will live forever even if ratings suck.
Equalizer, All Rise and Handmaiden's tale.

MacGyver's gone---evil, straight, white male Boy Scout. BYE BYE!