Wednesday, September 8, 2021


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Oops! I actually didn't mean to make a Stilton's Place post today, but accidentally screwed up and posted today's Johnny Optimism cartoon. And since there are already a couple of comments here, I'll just leave it up - what the heck!

Comments and conversation are welcome, and no need to confine yourself to opinions about werewolves or puppet shows (unless you mean the one in Washington DC).


Anonymous said...

Sounds gripping!

Ben Rumson said...

Different subject,
I took heart to see the fans at some of the College football games over the weekend.
Many without muzzles, and at VT changed the words to Sandman to F Joe Biden...
Very different than the internment camps in Australia, for "Isolation"

Colby Muenster said...

I'm truly impressed, Stilton. When I fat finger something, seldom (well... never) does an entire blog post happen.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Colby Muenster- Thanks to today's computer technology, I can now make bigger and faster mistakes than earlier idiots could even dream of.

Dan said...

Shouldn't Johnny be transitioning to a trans-wolf by now? After all, if he identifies as a girl we have to have him wear dresses (and applaud xer doing so).

Maoz said...

Stilt said, "Let there be 'Toon." And there was 'Toon!

Lee The Voice said...

Love it. I read Johnny Optimism every day. Just right for my delightfully twisted sense of humor.

DougM said...

Clever marketing of Johnny's site,
he said suspiciously but admiringly

Michael Riles said...

“We are going back to the moon and we will have an African American and a woman
on the mission.” Director of NASA on the nightly news.

To the tune Fly Me to The Moon

As PC as it gets
as we spend money for this CRAP.
But then again it will be novel,
in space
we'll hear some RAP.
And maybe,
that epic tune.
I Am Woman
heard from the moon.

Unlike in '69
no stars and stripes will be unfurled.
Instead the rainbow banner
we'll see
as will the whole world.

Bout damn time.
BLM Flag we'll see
and a “Votes for Women” ribbon
from antiquity.

“End the war on masculinity.”
Black leader of Black Guns Matter on FOX ripping Biden a new one.

Michael Riles said...

There is rebellion---yes?

College students chant 'F--- Joe Biden' at football games like Coastal Carolina University, Virginia Tech, Auburn University, Texas A&M . You can hear the chants

Tune then: If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.
Tune now: If I was a DEMOCRAT, I'd be in deep MOURNING.

Oh what a beautiful morning!

Putin to self-isolate after COVID-19 cases detected in entourage

Tucker Carlson: The degradation of our people is the real American crisis

GOP congressman tells Blinken to resign during heated Afghanist
an hearing

Jayapal accused of running ‘miserable’ office despite public image of being a fighter for workers

Biden greeted with pro-Trump supporters during California stop to help Newsom

Newt Gingrich: If you are a big government socialist, you despise the law

Actor Michael Rapaport calls out AOC over Met Gala dress; she 'will soon be rich'

Former Harris adviser criticizes White House COVID-19 procedures

SEE IT: FedEx drivers accused of stealing little girl’s kitten

HOWARD KURTZ: Biden’s fortunes fall as some sympathetic conservatives turn on him

Black Lives Matter protesters arrested outside Met Gala, where AOC schmoozes inside.
Hannity torches Blinken congressional hearing: 'Is it possible for one person to be that stupid?'

Ingraham: America 'won't be fooled again' as Bush 'speaks for Biden' in political remarks

Democrat politicians endorsing Newsom have never defended him

To the tune Oh What a Beautiful Morning

MASS rebellion is brewing in our land,
lately LIBERALS don't have two legs to stand.
The herds are distraught
as their JOE might get dropped.
Lately we're hearing this A LOT.

Oh what's next to cause mass MOURNING
what will sleepy Joe give us.
Inflation and crime are festering
as millions line up to buy guns.

How do you spell BITCH!

Rep. Pramila Jayapal, the Washington state Democrat, was accused in a published report Monday of running a ‘miserable’ workplace despite a public persona of being a strong progressive force for workers across the country. She is accused of bringing a new staffer to tears after a House Budget Committee hearing and the report, citing three sources, also said that she once blamed a staffer for her personal weight gain. The staffer was accused of not scheduling enough gym time for her, the report said.

“Oh, she's a bitch.” Debra (Patricia Heaton) on an episode of Everybody Loves

To the tune Riders on the Storm

Proggies going down
Many now wear frowns
AOC's Met Gala gown
Jayapal exposed as clown
Keep on talking you whack jobs
as you redefine word ODD
In laughter we now HOWL!

Razelle Adams said...

I'm a fan of Johnny Optimism. love reading it :)

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