Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Another Leak

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We hope you enjoy the cartoon above, because there's simply nothing more we can say about the attempted character assassination of Brett Kavanaugh. At the point Stormy Daniels' lawyer, who is - almost unbelievably - even more of a whore than she is, announced that he was going to bring forward proof that Judge Kavanaugh has a long history of organizing gang rapes, we said "enough."

We don't know how this is all going to play out with the Democrats and the media hitting new lows in their already appalling behavior. We can only hope that after Thursday's questioning of the accuser and the accused, Kavanaugh will be confirmed, sworn in, and given a lifetime seat on the Supreme Court. Where he can defend our increasingly appealing Constitutional right to bear torches and pitchforks.


M. Mitchell Marmel said...

I have to admit that torches, pitchforks, hot tar and feathers are seeming more and more appealing by the day.

REM1875 said...

RBG saw George Washington's wiener when she was hanging around his outhouse this is nothing new.

Jim Irre said...

I predict Ford will not show on Thursday.

Gee M said...

Watching some footage of Brett with the kids 'n' wife smiling so hard standing with the President...happy to be a member soon of the SCOTUS and passing his days doing Judgely stuff...pffffftt! Big change in the weather and Brett is really grim and mean-looking now. I wouldn't want to be a Dem before that SCOTUS, no sir.
My heart goes out to his family and him... grim indeed will be the fate of all who participated in this mean debacle...positing the belief that there is a just God and swift is His justice, Avenatti will become a lawyer joke (what do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.) As of now, he and Sen Booker are crying over their drinks in some dark corner of some D. C. bar.
And Brett will become Justice Number Nine.

Unknown said...

Brett Kavanaugh shot J.R. Brett Kavanaugh took Madonna's virginity. Brett Kavanaugh faked the moon landings.

H/T Aesop

BTW: Is anyone tracking the Ford Fiasco from CA to D.C.?

Stilton, be well.

Elbarto said...

Every time I think Democrats can't stoop any lower, they go and prove me wrong. Yesterday I read where Ted Cruz and his wife were driven from a restaurant by a mob of Democrat brown shirts. And to make it worse, the article (which appeared in Esquire) made it sound like a good thing, suggesting that readers "watch in satisfaction" as Ted Cruz is driven from the restaurant by the mob. No wonder President Trump calls them an enemy of the people.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Apparently the message sent by electing Trump was still too subtle.

@REM1875- Old habits are hard to break.

@Jim Irre- I feel like we should have an online map of the United States which shows, in real time, where Ford is on her epic car journey to Washington. Sort of like the way NORAD tracks Santa every year.

@Gee M- I think Kavanaugh is too good a jurist to let his personal feelings influence his legal judgement. Which is a shame, because I'd frankly like this whole experience to turn him into a nightmare for the Left.

@Unknown- Pretty sure Kavanaugh also kidnapped the Lindberg baby and gave box cutters to the 9/11 hijackers. And in both instances, he was naked from the waist down.

@jpb252- Mobs are never a good thing. And interestingly, it seems that mobs are only deployed against those on the Right. These jackasses need to be arrested and penalized.

AmyH said...

Interesting, the left believes these scab women by just a comment of "he did X". No dates, times, places, witnesses, real proof. Ms. Broderick when interviewed, still remembers EVERYTHING including day, time, what she was wearing, what Bill was wearing, what she said, what Bill said,everything. Including the circumstances of her being in Little Rock in the first place, the small conversations she had with Bill before that. And she told multiple people after it happened. She didnt go to the police because he was Attorney General of Arkansas. But the left ignores her. They insult her.
These bimbos have no dates, no times, who, where, witnesses, etc but want investigations and these idiots believe. They are one messed up group.
Avanatti needs to crawl back under his rock. He is the Gold Standard of "Slimy Lawyer".

I, as a female, a woman, stand with Brett. Swear him in!

Anonymous said...

Hey Stilt-"More sugar!"

james daily said...

I looked up the ages of Feinstein and Ginsburg: Ginsburg is 4 months older than Feinstein. I have to suffer thru one more day until the Thursday fiasco and I would lay 2:1 Ford will not testify because of a couple of items: The letter has been doctored and she will be asked about it and that is perjury waiting to happen and this time charges will be filed although a committee usually lets perjury slide. Secondly, there is just too much leeway for lying and traps especially since she has no witnesses plus the AZ gal that will ask questions is well versed in this area of law. Hopefully, on Friday, defamation suits will be filed against her by the witnesses since she has dragged their good name thru the mud. I would like to see at least three different suits, filed in a federal court that is not a democrat appointee. A Friday vote is tentatively scheduled but there are a several Rs that are fence sitters. This will be big in their reelection. Hopefully, that RINO McConnell has the votes, if not, he will certainly regret it.

Fred Ciampi said...

I was going to leave a few comments about how De Judge Started WWI and other atrocities but I see that its been well covered by my able peers, so instead, I will just hope that antifa interrupts a meeting of a local gun club during our annual picnic ... or 'sumptin.

My Grand Pappy used to say don't poke a bear too many times because he will poke back at some point. Well, I for one, think the time for poking back is getting closer every day.

Igor said...


"@Jim Irre- I feel like we should have an online map of the United States which shows, in real time, where Ford is on her epic car journey to Washington. Sort of like the way NORAD tracks Santa every year."

It's called Glympse. Check it out.

Geoff King said...

Between women's empowerment groups, reliable birth control, and the gradual emasculation of men, women appear to be becoming more promiscuous all the time. Look at the increase in female teachers being charged with statuatory rape of male students.
I foresee a court case in the near future where a man accuses a woman of sexual assault because she flashed her vagina at him. Just because he was drunk and wandered into a bachelorette party is no excuse to be taken advantage of.

Fish Out of Water said...

And for a moment, I thought the subject was urinary incontinence.....

TrickyRicky said...

I can only hope that the general population, that being the 70% who are not brain dead socialist morons, will see the former Democrat party for what it truly has become and walk away in disgust. Get out the vote next month, for we have seen what the left has in store for us when they regain power. Look at their methods and look at their heros...Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Castro and Che, Hugo Chavez. Pretty damn obvious to anyone with a pre-1980 high school education who doesn't have their head planted in their colon.

Fortescue J. Giraffe said...


We're bringing the war back home
Where it ought to have been before!
We'll kill all the bees
And spiders and flies
And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their sides
We'll wash our hands after wee-wee.
And if we're a girl, before!
And we'll march,march,march, et cetera!
'Til we never do march no more!
(All together, now, boys!)
We're bringing the war back home
Where it ought to have been before!
The pretty donut girl on the corner
Will be smilin' with a wringer in her hair!
We'll wash our hands after wee-wee,
And if we're a girl before!
And we'll march, march, march, et cetera!
'Till we don't have to march no more
(Hum along now...)
We won't have to March!
We won't have to March!
We won't have to March no more!

Bruce Bleu said...

How come I'm expecting Arte Johnson to sit down next to her and begin making suggestive comments?

John the Econ said...

The Creepy Porn Lawyer: Boy, I hope he stays front-and-center for the Democrats going into 2020. He fits right in with the other current stars of the party, like Mad Maxine, Spartacus Booker, The-women-aren't-to-be-believed Ellison, and Occasional-Cortex.

It seems that Creepy Porn Lawyer got pranked by the 4Chan kids, by forwarding the supposed accusations of another victim who supposed saw Kavanaugh's penis at a frat bacchanal. Except she says she was falling-down drunk, couldn't really say if it was Kavanaugh's penis, or if he was even at the party, or where or when this party took place. But she swears she saw a penis, and Kavanaugh might have been in the state at the time, so it might as well be Kavanaugh's.

That's good enough for creepy porn lawyer, the folks who write headlines at Progressive newspapers, and hysterical Democrats. And it seems now that Dr. Ford has four more "witnesses". Except they aren't really witnesses at all; they're just her husband and three friends that she described her "recovered memories" to.

So basically, if she ever testifies then the rest of us 300,000,000 citizens will be witnesses too! This is how you turn a reputation from that of boy scout to Hitler, with absolutely no involvement of the boy scout.

This is the level of proof they're willing to settle for these days as long as it's not a Progressive in the cross hairs. This is why Kavanaugh must be confirmed, to put an end to this level of insanity.

So when will there be a vote? Transparently, this circus is all designed to to give time for more women among Hillary's 66-million voters to visit their therapists for some repressed memory mining and then coordinate with Senate Democrats, and to delay the vote into the next session.

So here's the platform on gender issues for the Democrats at the moment: If a falling-down-drunk co-ed possibly saw someone's penis at a frat party over a-third-of-a-century-ago, then it's the same as being raped and she will be scared for life. But when a teenage girl in the high school locker room or shower is made to see some guy's penis today, then she'd better get over it because if she doesn't, she's a bigot.

Yes, that's where we've arrived at. And they say Trump is the crazy one.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@AmyH- I believe that at least 2 out of the 3 women are lying their asses off (and I believe the other one to be mistaken). The ones who are lying should face serious legal consequences. Otherwise, there will be no end to this insanity.

@Anonymous- And shoes for industry!

@James Daily- Now that the "gang rape" accuser has come forward (or been outed by her sleazy lawyer) this whole process has devolved into chaos. I'd like the Dems to pay for this, but I don't have great confidence that it will happen.

@Fred Ciampi- I think the Lefties who are harassing people are playing a game of Russian roulette in which they hope one of their number will be injured or shot for the PR value, just as long as it's someone else.

@Igor- I did check it out. Pretty cool!

@Geoff King- Based on Ramirez's claim that she was "sexually assaulted" by what she saw, why couldn't a sensitive guy make the same claim about a gal who's showing too much boob, or wearing see-through yoga pants? God knows there are plenty of sleazy lawyers who would be happy to take such a case.

@Fish Out of Water- Assuming that Ginsburg is wearing adult diapers, it still might be.

@TrickyRicky- I share your hope, but sadly can't say that I'm filled with optimism.

@Fortescue J. Giraffe- They don't write 'em like that anymore!

@Bruce Bleu- I'm sure the Dems are still waiting to spring their "walnetto" attack.

@John the Econ- Sadly, it seems that the "4chan hoax" was itself a hoax, because Creepy Porn Lawyer has now released her name, photo, and statement. And oddly enough, it seems like she's saying she was gang raped at a party and then kept going to parties where it was happening to other girls. What?!

I say we seat Kavanaugh ASAP and then let investigations proceed until Soros runs out of money. If actual evidence is ever found, Kavanaugh can be impeached - but I don't think it will happen.

And it really is a good point (so to speak) that the Left tells us that a penis is no big deal if it's being waved around in a women's - or girl's - bathroom by someone who "identifies" as a chick with a dick, but the sight of the same organ at a party will cause lifetime emotional damage.

Dan said...

These guys were supposed to be in HS for at least some of the accusations.

And nobody knew about the “parties.” Or even *heard* about them.

Has anyone interviewed the school administrators, principals, prefects of discipline, teachers, coaches or such? Seems that they would’ve known *something* was going on, especially when it comes to expensive private/parochial schools.

And there HAS to be some way to punish the false accusers and DiFi, and Spartacus, and Hirono (did she know Ford in Hawaii?).

Judi King said...

To quote Judge Brett Kavanaugh about the latest accusation... " This is ridiculous and from the twilight zone". The Marxist left and their useful idiots must be living in an alternate reality. Can't they see this for what it is?

John the Econ said...

So Creepy Porn Lawyer releases her identity to save his credibility, and then requests that people "respect her privacy"? Nice.

But I guess we shouldn't be surprised. After all, just what does "privacy" mean in the porn world anyway?

And you are right; her gang rape experience was so traumatizing that she not only never reported it to authorities or told anyone else about it, but she actually kept going to the parties! (It was safe to do as long as you didn't drink the punch) That way, she could remain sober to watch all the other women getting gang-raped. Nice, eh? She's got a weird sense of what having a good time is.

Meanwhile, the left has deployed all resources to find more "victims" while Ford's handlers find new ways to stretch out the time. MSM minions are calling pretty much everyone who lived in a 50-mile radius of Kavanaugh hoping to hook something. If they'd only showed half that much curiosity a decade ago seeking out Obama's friends during his time at Occidental & Harvard.

@Judi King asks "Can't they see this for what it is?"

Yes, they can. It's a religious crusade to save their holy grail, abortion.

"...the Left tells us that a penis is no big deal if it's being waved around in a women's - or girl's - bathroom by someone who "identifies" as a chick with a dick, but the sight of the same organ at a party will cause lifetime emotional damage.

This isn't new. Remember, a quarter century ago during the Clarence Thomas hearings, feminists educated us that jokes in the workplace were emotionally crippling to grown, adult women. Yet at the same time, they were also telling us that 12-year-old girls were mature enough to independently make decisions about their "reproductive health". So, there's nothing inherently wrong with a 12-year-old banging away with whoever (and getting an abortion, when necessary) but a dozen or so years later should she overhear a lewd comment about a public hair and a coke can, then she'd going to suffer irredeemable psychological harm.

So I agree that Kavanaugh should be seated immediately, but this impeachment nonsense needs to stop, because it won't stop with Kavanaugh. They've already go their sights on Clarence Thomas.

This is the new McCarthyism. They lost at the polls, and it appears that they're going to continue losing. They're about to lose the Supreme Court for a generation, which has been vital for imposing the Progressive agenda that could never be happen via the legislative process. So now they're going to go try the impeachment route. True, it won't work for those already in office. But what it will do is discourage decent people from even considering public service, because anything they might have done will become what they have done. Their families will be tortured. They won't even be able to go out for dinner. And it's just a matter of time before the unhinged take things to the next, logical level.

Unfortunately, you'll never see me nominated for anything of substance. When I was in college, I skinny-dipped during a sailing trip. Even though it was a pitch black night, It's more than likely that someone saw Econ Jr. illuminated by the phosphorescence. I don't know where most of the others who were there at that time are today, but I bet that CNN would have a phone bank of people calling all the 20,000 or so other students of my college to find out how they were traumatized for life by this even.

I'm sorry.

Rod said...

I may be losing some friends or at least increasing distance because all this stuff from activist liberal Democrats has gone so far out in the weeds that I'm going to start asking if they really still believe all of this and will continue to support the Democrat party at the polls? And to all I ask When will Constitution, laws & equal justice under the law again be enforced? I ask that of BOTH parties.

Edam Wensleydale said...

@Rod asks:

And to all I ask When will Constitution, laws & equal justice under the law again be enforced? I ask that of BOTH parties.

Alas, I greatly fear that, to paraphrase Anonymous, a hearty application of Rule .308 will be necessary pour encourager les autres, and to terrify the survivors nto decent behaviour.

Edam Wensleydale said...

*into. Wish we could edit these things! B)

Velveeta Processed Cheese Food said...

Juanita Broaddrick has recently spoken at length about the double standard of D v. R:
Crowder apparently cut down on the caffeine for this interview and isn't bouncing all over the set, so the segment is watchable despite the length.

Gumby-damn-it! said...

I'd like to see the same scenario play out with Kavanaugh and his family. I'm sure the offenders would be penisized. Oops! I meant penalized.

james daily said...

I believe all this disparaging of Judge Kavanaugh is from the LBJ playbook:
There is a story in politics, commonly attributed to Lyndon B. Johnson, about how LBJ wanted to circulate a rumor attacking his opponent in a Texas election. Johnson, it's said, wanted to spread the story that his opponent liked to have sex with barnyard animals. One of LBJ's aides said, "We can't prove he's a pig f----r."

"I know that," replied Johnson. "I just want to hear him deny it."

I think of this every time I see stuff I intuitively know is wrong. Now, if that AH Grassley doesn't shut this down, the rats will drag it out forever, one liar at a time.
This Train thing boggles the mind. Nobody would believe that (so see the above quote)
When I was in HS 60 years or so ago, we had an old math teacher that on his on every night would tutor the dumb. Then, one night one of the dummy gal accused him of attacking her. Hell, everybody knew it was wrong as his Wife was there, but it was everywhere the next day so that night, he blew his brains out as he knew it did not matter he was innocent. I hope that gal gets a long stretch in hell for killing him. He was a nice, gentle soul that loved teaching and had been teaching over 30 years.

John the Econ said...

Well, this is interesting:

"Roughly a decade ago, Ms. Swetnick was involved in a dispute with her former employer, New York Life Insurance Co., over a sexual-harassment complaint she filed, according to people familiar with the matter. Representing her in the complaint was the firm run by Debra Katz, the lawyer currently representing Dr. Ford. The company ultimately reached a financial settlement with Ms. Swetnick, the people said."


"Records show Ms. Swetnick also had recent run-ins with tax authorities. In 2015, Maryland’s comptroller filed a lien against her in Anne Arundel County, a suburb of Baltimore and Washington, for more than $30,000 in unpaid taxes. The state demanded about the same amount in interest and penalties for a total bill of $62,821. The state released the lien in 2016.

In 2017, the Internal Revenue Service filed a lien on Ms. Swetnick’s Washington apartment for $40,303 in unpaid taxes, and released it in March, saying the tax bill had been paid."

Interesting. Someone with financial problems and a previous relationship with Dr. Ford's lawyer.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@John the Econ: At least she didn't have erectile dysfunction. ;D

Fish Out of Water said...

And the grand prize for self-righteousness, self-aggrandizement and self-promotion goes to....

Dan said...

@Fish Out of Water - Seems like the Montgomery County authorities would've been the right place to start in the first place. But that would've left Blasey-Ford in jeopardy of being charged with filing a false police report.

Colby Muenster said...

@John the Econ,
What are you trying to say? Are you insinuating that parties unknown paid Ms. Swetnick's tax bills? I'm sure, if they did, they did it out of the kindness of their hearts, not expecting anything in return. That would be, um... shady, right?

But seriously, If you're over $100k deep into back taxes, it would be hard to refuse some kind soul offering to cover it, right? And all you have to do in return is tell a lie and ruin an innocent man's life.

Fish Out of Water said...

@Dan What makes this so farcical is this county has had a stubborn and growing MS 13 problem, and to divert what are most likely strained law enforcement resources to this is just unbelievable.

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Anonymous said...

As a woman who actually IS a survivor of abuse and who actually DOES have PTSD, I find this Dr. Ford to be an insult to all women who really have been abused. She is such a liar and I am NOT afraid to call her one. She is supposed to be a psychologist, yet she doesn't even know that PTSD is when you have flashbacks where you relive the traumatic event in vivid and minute detail. You relive the event just like you are there again. You remember EVERYTHING, EVERY DETAIL. You DON'T FORGET. It's not where you have some kind of a vague, nebulous memory of an event where you don't really remember all of the details, aren't sure when or where exactly it happened, and it causes you to be afraid of flying in airplanes to testify about it but it doesn't bother you at all to fly in airplanes for your vacations all over the world or for your studies in Hawaii. In fact, if you listen to Dr. Ford's testimony, when she is talking about her vacation trips on airplanes, her voice changes and she finally starts sounding like an adult instead of a simpering little girl. This Dr. Ford is so full of BS and evil to ruin a good man's reputation like Mr. Kavanaugh. And I hear that she has already made over $600,000 on a GoFundMe page. So despicable.

Alfonso Bedoya said...

As for Feinstein, the old woman is as daft as cohort crazy Nancy. Blabby Diane never seems to know when to keep her mouth shut, as evidenced during her mayorship of San Francisco.

When the notorious "Night Stalker" Richard Ramirez left his peculiar footprints in the ground outside the home of two SF citizens he had just erased from the earth, Old Diane proudly announced the fact to the press. The valuable clue to the identity of Ramirez might well have resulted in an earlier arrest, but Ramirez saw the anouncement and promptly disposed of the telltale tennis shoes. Nice, job, Diane!

Looks as if Feinstein's spots haven't changed, and California and the Nation still suffer from her being in the Senate.

Alfonso Bedoya said...

BTW, my wife and I returned yesterday from a 2,400 mile round trip in our small motorhome that took us through northern California, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, then back home north of (do I have to admit it?) San Francisco.'

It was a great trip, unmarred by a constant barrage of TV garbage (not much reception out thar in the boondocks). WiFi was spotty, but we didn't mind. Not having to hear the antics of the Kavanaugh hearings was vacation enough. We camped out one night at the side of a country road somewhere in Wyoming, and at night there was NO traffic and NO noise of any kind. Kind of hard to find such a nirvana these days, but we got lucky.

Solitude with a great wife, two nutty cats and no liberals around were worth the long drive. Today: dump the wastewater, wash the rig and wait until the promised rain stops before el washo grande. The bugs in Idaho were vicious (due to the heavy cattle population) and we must have carried half of them home on the front end of the Navion.
Now, to catch up on the Kavanaugh confirmation....before the sun rises and the real work begins.