Monday, January 20, 2020
This looks like an exciting day for news: gun protests in Virginia, final preparations for Trump's impeachment trial and, of course, Elizabeth Warren's "Martin Luther King Day" revelation that she's part black, based on family stories about the source of her widely-spaced nostrils.
Unfortunately, we can't really comment on any of those stories because we've got a distracting case of gastric distress. Nothing serious - just the same discomfort John Hurt experienced after a nice meal on the space trawler Nostromo.
So while we're carrying a stomach bug, we'll let you carry the conversational ball in the comments section. Have at it!
Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg at 12:01 AM