Don't worry, you're not failing to get the "joke" above because there basically isn't
one. We just needed to fill some space today, liked the picture, and added what amounts to a non sequitur of a word balloon.
Oh, we THOUGHT about trying to make it vaguely relevant by calling the critter "Alpaca Ocasio-Cortez" who wants everything to take a hard turn to the left, but once we've called the beast an Alpaca
, it screws up the double-l Llama
joke. Who knew that comedy was both art and
All of which is way too much explanation (and an implied apology) for not having anything more substantive today. The "news" is just stupid and unsubstantial, as is pretty much always the case these days, and leaves us frustrated.
Meanwhile, it sounds like the Dems are going to have a supersized subpoena party, dragging in for questioning everyone Donald Trump has ever interacted with
in hopes of building a case for impeachment. To which we say "fie upon them!" And we're not talking about fresh
fie, either - but rotten, maggot-infested fie
, mixed with sharp bits of gravel and thrown with considerable force.
Meanwhile, President Trump remains unbowed and just gave a two-hour barn burner of a speech which we didn't technically listen to, but in principle we're glad that he's still hugging the American flag and giving the Leftists hell. Which is what they so richly deserve.
Another reason we're not being very productive today (unless you count the phlegm still spraying about the room from our ongoing bronchial cough) is that we just finished doing our taxes, which always leaves us brain dead for several days.
Thanks to Trump's tax reductions (especially the increased standard deduction this year), there was no need for us to itemize every infinitesimal little transaction we made all year. Which, of course, we didn't know for sure until
we'd fed every freaking receipt into Turbotax, and gotten a cheery computer message saying "Wow! You could have skipped all of this!"
Interestingly, our total net business income for the year came out to about $1200, yet at the same time, our Medicare payments have tripled
because the government believes us to be members of the Evil Rich (based on returns from a couple years ago).
We choose to find this mildly amusing, especially after about three shots of Clan MacGregor. Which, by the way, is not
the top choice of Scotch among the Evil Rich.
And with that, we'll shut up and throw the comments section open for YOUR observations about the news, the world, the weekend, or anything else you want to talk about. Someone throw us a lifeline here...!