Monday, April 17, 2023

Greater Than The Summary of Its Parts

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 Just to start your Monday morning off right, here's a super-convenient compressed version of current (and real) news stories. Oh sure, I could post links to the stories themselves but would it really make a difference? I think not.


Mike aka Proof said...

Keep pulling the lever, Stilt! We only got one "Busty"!

Howard Johnson said...

Bravo! Bravo!

I trust all is well or as well as possible


HankJ said...


Bobo the Hobo said...

Woman in a cave got me. 😆

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

(drools at Busty) There was news involved? ;D

Colby Muenster said...

Joe says he is running in 2024. I wonder if his handlers are down with that. Yes, they're not gonna find anybody they can control better, but it's gotten to the point where crackhead Hunter has to guide him when he's taking questions from a bunch of schoolkids. Then there's pretty pretty Gavin waiting in the wings. He makes Bernie look like Rush Limbaugh.

Trump acting like a douche, gas back up to $3.599, bank bailouts, fentanyl, no border, unaffordable food, gun grabbers...

500 days in a cave doesn't sound so bad!

Anonymous said...

I'm expecting a D.A. in Biden's near future. With him as Puppet-in-Chief the game has become too exposed; and the electorate cannot remain THIS stupid much longer. This definition of D.A. is Democrat Arkancide. Maybe just a pillow in a trash bag; the Big Guy takes a lot of naps.

Murphy(AZ) said...

Gropin' Joe in '24: there is not another Dem, declared or wishful thinking, who can beat Donald Trump. Even if the kangaroo courts go against him, DJT will probably be our next President. He can run while he appeals any convictions, and his picks now seated on the Supremes will make sure that he can.

The Dems have to do everything they can (lie, cheat, steal. You know, Democrat things,) to get Basement Joe elected. If he wins, he takes the Oath of Office, then Kama-la-la can take over. This is the Prime Goal for the Dems, as she will be TOTALLY under the control of the faceless backroom "brains" that really control the party.

TrickyRicky said...

You might have busted the internet with a full least we got Busty!

Mike Porter said...

If there were any justice in this world (yes, I know) - the word 'biden' would have little or no meaning nor impact at this point... and I still fume whenever the name comes up. Cutting the cable several years back was the first step in preserving my sanity, which appears to be a losing battle in light of the escalating madness pouring out of clown world these days. Gads.

Shelly said...

@Murphy(AZ) - Those backroom brains are following the orders of the president. However, that president was formerly his boss, the half-black Messiah.

Kathleen Houston said...

Bwahahahaha GRIN! I don't get news so appreciate this!

CenTexTim said...

In other news, Bud Light announced that Busty will be their new brand representative.

(FWIW, Bud Light has always been trans. It's water that identifies as beer...)

Bill the Cat said...

Great work, Dr. Stilt! Still laughing...

John the Econ said...

As your taxes are due today, I thought you'd all enjoy an example of one of the millions of things that your betters in government think are a more important use of your money than letting you keep it:

President Joe Biden's National Endowment for the Humanities in January announced the $350,000 grant, which will see the University of Washington create a "Spanish-language version of the Homosaurus." The dictionary, which features a dinosaur standing under a rainbow as its logo, defines hundreds of terms and phrases "relating to bisexuality, trans, gender, and intersex concepts," according to its website. Examples include "anal fisting," which the Homosaurus defines as the "sexual practice of inserting a fist into an anus," "jizz," which it calls the "slang term for semen; primarily used in the United States," and "Indigiqueer," a "term used to describe the identity of people who are both Indigenous and queer and view those identities as inherently related and interconnected."

You see, it turns out that other cultures and languages don't have words for this stuff and that's bad. So we need to pay experts in this stuff from our own colleges hundreds of thousands of dollars to invent translations for any and all conceivable sexual acts. Only then can we expect to live in a better world.

The Spanish-language version of the dictionary will take years, Cifor said in a March interview, because a direct translation "doesn't feel adequate and reinforces the centrality of the English language." While the project will see Cifor directly translate some of Homosaurus's English terms, it will also use "partner organizations" to identify "words that might exist only in Spanish and might not have an English equivalent."

So as you file your taxes instead of doing something fun with your time, remember that people who are smarter than you have important work that needs funding.

Hola, Homosaurus: Biden Admin Shells Out Six Figures To Translate Gay Dictionary Into Spanish

DougM said...

Busty's a born female, right?
Sorry to ask,
but current culture's makin' me paranoid

JustaJeepGuy said...

@DougM, if she weren't then life ain't worth livin'.

jackjr said...

If Biden is going to run again when will he head into his basement to hide?

Colby Muenster said...


I think he's been hiding ever since January 6, 2021. It's just in the White House basement this time. His schedule is so light, it floats above the Chinese spy balloon.

9:00 AM - Froot Loops or Lucky Charms for breakfast.
10:00 AM - Zoom meeting with Barry O, George Soros and Bill Gates.
12:00 PM - Spaghetti-O's
1:00 PM - Nap
3:00 PM - Ice cream!
6:00 PM - Storytime with Jill, then off to bed.

Dan said...

@John the Econ
I woulda thought a homosaurus was a homosexual dinosaur.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Mike aka Proof- I agree and will invite her to appear more often.

@Colby Muenster- I agree about the growing appeal of cave-dwelling. I just wonder if Amazon will still make deliveries there?

@Anonymous- You'd THINK that Biden would be in legal/political jeopardy, but I'm coming around to the idea that the world just doesn't work that way anymore...if it ever did.

@Murphy(AZ)- I'm not sure Trump can win. Or that anyone else other than Biden can win. The easiest way to rig an election is by lying about the candidate you want to beat, which is certainly what happened last time. Virtually ALL the "news" media, as well as our nation's intelligence and law enforcement agencies conspired to pound the Big Lie into voters' heads. I haven't seen anything that makes me think that situation has improved.

@Mike Porter- I wondered if cutting the cable would be hard. It hasn't been. I'm still not the poster boy for mental health, but I think I'd be a basket case if I really paid attention to all the nonsense.

@Shelly- I think Barry is still very much involved in running things. The bastard.

@Kathleen Houston- I can't cover the entire spectrum of news, but I can give you a small, bitter taste! (grin)

@CenTexTim- Now that you mention it, Busty would look pretty awesome driving a team of Clydesdales!

@John the Econ- What I genuinely find puzzling here is what the need is for a "Homosaurus?" If these people and practices exist in Spanish-language cultures, there are surely existing terms in that language to describe them. But if there aren't, that means the purpose of the Homosaurus is to introduce those people and practices to the culture. "Oh, you don't have a term for "anal fisting" because you never thought anyone would do that? Well let the American Left tell you how great it is!"

@DougM- There are some miracles that surgeons still can't accomplish. Busty is one of them.

@Dan- The most feared homosaurus was the dreaded TeeHee-Rex.

John the Econ said...

"What I genuinely find puzzling here is what the need is for a "Homosaurus?""

Oh, I can think of a couple.

For starters, it's part of the Democrat-academia corruption racket. Academia pliantly creates Democratic voters and operatives, and Democrat politicians showers academia with money to create jobs for academics in fields that the private economy has absolutely no use for. Without such funding, 6-figure jobs for experts in cross-cultural anal fisting would be very hard to find.

The next reason would be Marxist cultural imperialism. For example, Progressives have a very hostile view of Victorian-era imperialism as the British brought railroads and rule-of-law to regions of the world formerly considered ungovernable. On the other hand, the same Progressives feel that it's imperative that other cultures have anal fisting introduced to them. Because what railroads and rule-of-law couldn't make better, anal fisting certainly can.

And the final reason would be affirmation. People who participate in many of these formerly-fringe practices still feel self-conscious about it. So by normalizing these formerly-fringe activities they no longer need to feel embarrassed. So in a decade or so, the conversation will go something like "What kind of freak doesn't do anal fisting? They should seek therapy! I've been doing anal fisting since 3rd grade!"

Kathe Houston said...