Show Me The Monarch!

Saturday’s "National Moron Day" event proved to be a huge, stupid success as Leftists semi-spontaneously flooded the streets of cities major and minor to declare that there should be “No Kings” in America. Or maybe they were simply celebrating the fact that there are no Kings in America - their professionally printed signs were a bit vague on that score.

Still, the nation’s streets were royaling (see what I did there) with mostly white folks with good incomes or generous government benefits who apparently didn’t get the memo that our country hasn’t had a King since the American Revolution. Although in fairness, schools are so busy teaching kids how to put condoms on bananas (and the surprising places that banana can go) that there simply isn’t enough time to cover every little historical detail.

The protesters came out in throngs, except in San Francisco (where they came out in thongs owing to a possible communications error), to make clear that they will be against Kings...if any are ever found. 

Meanwhile, little Leftist children staged their own adorable marches carrying “No Boogeyman” signs, just in case one is really found under a bed some day.

And For No Particular Reason...